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Response to: My Penis Is Too Small Posted June 15th, 2008 in General
At 6/15/08 05:45 AM, Ryan wrote:
At 6/15/08 05:44 AM, Master117chief wrote:
At 6/15/08 05:43 AM, Skulsta wrote: I'm 13 and my penis is onlr 4.6 inches stiff! I have to masturbate by making a ring with my thumb and forefinger and havin my thumb/forefinga closer to the base! It's not fair
HAhaha!
Age/Gender: 14, Male
Hahaha.

Good work. Don't laugh at me though, someone, because that would be lame.

Response to: Semen, oil and water. Posted June 15th, 2008 in General
At 6/15/08 05:42 AM, StickyWicky wrote: Hard hitting news strikes the BBS again

Someone better not shoot me.

unless it's with a wad of cum ;]
Semen, oil and water. Posted June 15th, 2008 in General

Sup.

So I was masturbating in the shower, and since for some bizarre odd reason, I can't properly in the shower, so I use good ole' lubricant, but, since I'm crap and couldn't find any, I used the olive oil that's oddly in the bathroom as a substitute.

When I came, I sprayed it on the shower curtain because it seemed like a good idea. It in fact was. Some of it hit the water, and I assumed it to have disappeared down the ole' clog hole.

Later in my shower, I saw some odd looking shit in my shower, so I picked up on the end of my finger. It's my ejaculate, if you couldn't tell.

Now, go ahead and masturbate in the shower with oil and pick the result up. You'll get a blob with a horrible consistency, smells like wet cum, and tastes like olive oil.

It's good stuff.

Response to: A strange e-mail Posted May 21st, 2008 in General
At 5/21/08 06:30 AM, demonofthehiddenmist wrote: estrogen.

Wow, I take that, I bought it from a doctor named Dr. Haneef for my erection problems.

Only cost me my mobile phone, good deal, ey?

Response to: Bands that are can't be overplayed Posted May 3rd, 2008 in General

I can't get over Wold at the moment.

Or Dethklok.

Response to: Newgrounds.com is 13 years old. Posted May 3rd, 2008 in General

I am still fourteen after eight years of being here.

Amazing.

Response to: grindcore / screamo Posted April 27th, 2008 in General
At 4/26/07 01:57 PM, Casualty wrote: But the thing is, who gives a piss about genres? As long as it fucking rocks!

How dare you be correct.

Response to: Bme Pain Olympics Song Posted April 27th, 2008 in General
At 4/27/08 10:12 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: It's Mortification - Livin' Like a Zombie.

No, I never heard of them either.

How the fuck did you find that out?

Response to: Iraq drawing Posted April 26th, 2008 in Art
At 4/26/08 09:51 PM, Sanch wrote: You're kind of an idiot :|

Just a little one :]

Nice sig, too.

Response to: Film deaths you didn't expect Posted April 26th, 2008 in General
At 1/3/08 09:44 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Also Rimmer in Red Dwarf's first episode

Ha, Rimmer.

Response to: How many pages do you get... Posted April 26th, 2008 in General

Eighth of a page, then i kill it with my shit humour.

Response to: favorite band no one else likes? Posted April 19th, 2008 in General
At 4/19/08 12:27 AM, meow wrote: No else I know likes 311, but I love them soo much.

You gotta spread the love man, that's the only way.

I like the Residents, and everyone else I've ever spoken to about them think they're crap.

Response to: Post here if you love teh Tubgirl Posted April 16th, 2008 in General

I actually do love Tubgirl.

Response to: How come when you're banned? Posted April 16th, 2008 in General
At 4/16/08 05:44 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: The mods are able to predict when the good topics are going to come and ban you accordingly.

The more you know.

Response to: Favorite Coffee Flavors? Posted April 16th, 2008 in General

Fo you folks like coffee?
Real coffee?
From the hills of Columbia?

The Duncan Hills awake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of burning blood

Die! die!
You're dying for a cup

Guatemalan blend
Ethiopian
French Vanilla Roast

Die! Die!
You're dying for a cup

Prepare for ultimate flavour
You're gunna get some
Now!

And scream, for the cream!

Duncan! Hills!
Duncan! Hills!
Duncan! Hills!
Coffee!

that's all that matters.
Response to: Marilyn Monroe! Posted April 16th, 2008 in General

I feature in it.

Yes, I am an old man.

Response to: Ngmod Altrs Hand Removed By Combine Posted April 15th, 2008 in General

You know, Altr, you should be happy you didn't lose your facebones.

Your William Murderfacebones.
Response to: Can you an instrument? Posted April 15th, 2008 in General

I can play the bass guitar, drums, and vocal capabilities.

lol title
Response to: I Find Your Lack Of Face Posted April 14th, 2008 in General

Oh, quite.

Response to: I'm liking the beards Posted April 5th, 2008 in General
At 4/5/08 06:56 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:
At 4/5/08 06:52 AM, Magyar wrote: Flash portal bearded guys are a nice addition.
They sure are Timmy.

Mr McClure, what does DNA stand for?

=|
Response to: Breasts, tits and vagoo. Posted April 5th, 2008 in General
At 4/5/08 06:45 AM, Lord-Zed wrote: LOLBEANS

Oh man, I'm a fucking idiot.

lolcorn.
Response to: Breasts, tits and vagoo. Posted April 5th, 2008 in General

LOLBEANS

Response to: Worst Night's Sleep You Ever Got Posted March 28th, 2008 in General
At 3/28/08 06:16 AM, b3nnic3 wrote: Ever since I murdered my parents, I have been sleeping very peacefully. I used to be an insomniac but now that they are gone I feel like I finally have the inner peace that has eluded me.

And here's some proof that killing stops insomnia.

Response to: Pain Olympics = fake(proof) Posted March 28th, 2008 in General
At 3/28/08 07:14 AM, Josh wrote: Yes, it makes us very normal. I jerk off to Pain Olympics every day.

Lolololol Spengbab

Response to: Pain Olympics = fake(proof) Posted March 28th, 2008 in General

Nope, it's real, I am the man in it.

Response to: How far you'd go to fight aging? Posted March 26th, 2008 in General

I wouldn't do anything to "fight aging".

I want to be old eventually.

Response to: Good or Evil Posted March 26th, 2008 in General

Chaotic Neutral.

gotta live.
Response to: Help me kill this fly! >:( Posted March 26th, 2008 in General

I always find it helps if you swat madly at it with whatever is on hand, it seems to drive them nuts then they die.

Response to: How Famous Are You? Posted March 25th, 2008 in General

I was the zeroth human on the moon, also I play lead percussiontar for Muse.

Response to: spongebab Posted March 25th, 2008 in General

I have found my new porn.

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