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thank god that's fake, lol.

I shower with my girlfriends all the time. It's also great for fucking them in the ass. Everything gets cleaned and lubed with no effort.

At 9/7/14 10:37 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote:

At 8/31/14 01:42 AM, Chronamut wrote: mmmmok

This makes me feel funny.

i came in here expecting nudes of tarah and all i get is god damned chronamut

zero

At 9/7/14 04:18 PM, Lich wrote: If you factored in the smaller breweries who make stronger and nicer-tasting stuff, this list would be drastically different.

i think the fact they factor microbreweries is the only reason usa made the list in the first place. I dont think it would be any different.

Why isn't USA at the bottom of this?

At 9/7/14 01:00 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: 2007 redesign, for those noobs who weren't around for them here's a preview

so much better. i'll restart depositing once these come back

nothing extravagant

they get paid in cum stains

At 9/4/14 03:32 PM, USBclip wrote: Has anyone else been slacking with their Newgrounds account? I've noticed that I'm not even nearly as active as I used to be which kind of really sucks when you get right down to it.

yup

At 9/5/14 10:49 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 9/4/14 11:14 PM, Loki wrote: what are you, fat? lol

why would you think that?
the answer is no obviously

usually the only people who complained about physical education classes were fat asses. that class was awesome. and I wasn't a douchebag / jock / whatever you call it. it's just fun to take a break from school and just do sports.

At 9/5/14 06:28 AM, Radaketor wrote: So my grandmother can't read because she's illiterate

To reply to your topic's question... after reading these few words: no. Your grandmother is not a genius.

At 9/5/14 11:33 AM, tox wrote: I know it's a bit touchy but what mods have a soft spot in their hearts for other mods
Who do you think loves who

who cant gargle the balls fast enough

what is this, primary school?

I wouldn't because A) I'm my own boss, B) I'm not a psychopath.

At 9/4/14 11:44 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 9/4/14 11:42 PM, badfurrykitty wrote:

At 9/4/14 10:12 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 9/4/14 10:09 PM, Loki wrote:

At 9/4/14 10:08 PM, theblackkangaroo wrote:

Group hug guys!

Hell yes I want in.

Loki COME ON! GROUP HUG!

never

At 9/4/14 04:38 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: P.E.

it is an excuse for the dregs of society to feel valuable for a short while. nothing more

what are you, fat? lol

At 9/4/14 11:05 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Yep, I called this when I heard she went into cardiac arrest. I knew someone of her age wouldn't be able to pull through. I wasn't a fan of her, but I know she paved the way for female comedians and she deserves much earned respect there. It's always sad when someone of actual value dies.

my 99 years old grandma survived 2 heart attacks. your logic is flawed

At 9/4/14 10:10 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 9/4/14 10:08 PM, Loki wrote: Because SplashWoman decided that instead of making a similar topic, he/she/it would bump this one. Nothing wrong with that. It's like you people are allergic to old topics when, in fact, they're amusing. Who cares.

It's a serious allergy, Etienne.

I have hives now.

Sorry... have some antihistaminics :s

At 9/4/14 10:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Don't let Eyelovepoozy hear you say that he will ban the lot of us all if he sees this. I remember him threatening to ban everyone who questioned why old topics got bumped with his almighty ban hammer.

@Eyelovepoozy come at me bro

RIP lizard woman

i wish we had news posts on newgrounds to type shit like this

At 9/4/14 10:08 PM, theblackkangaroo wrote: i just wanted to drop a line and say how much i love you all. have a wonderful evening. THEBLACKKANGAROO BITCHE!

fuck off

At 9/4/14 10:06 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 9/4/14 10:02 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 9/4/14 10:00 PM, Timmy wrote: , she said while unnecessarily bumping a 2-year old thread.

This isn't the first time this thread was bumped after a long period of inactivity. Take a look at the first time it was bumped. It was bumped after almost 5 years of inactivity that time.

And I would have asked "why..?" on those occasions too.

Because SplashWoman decided that instead of making a similar topic, he/she/it would bump this one. Nothing wrong with that. It's like you people are allergic to old topics when, in fact, they're amusing. Who cares.

At 9/4/14 09:48 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/4/14 09:33 PM, SplashWoman wrote: Excellent, I will get the grenade launcher, Napalm bombs, and flamethrowers. Soon the women will rule this Newgrounds :D

Was there really any point bumping this thread?

why not? not like there's anything interesting on the bbs to begin with as of late

At 9/3/14 04:24 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 9/3/14 04:09 PM, fieldertiger wrote: Even though clearly it won't help them cure their lung cancer if they were already die hard cigarette smokers. That rarely happens if they can cure anybody's lung cancer. These people who work in or own these pharmacies should be ashamed for accepting the cigarette company's products. There are people out there coughing and wheezing because both of them don't get the message that much.

Y'know, people don't have to buy cigarettes. Just sayin'. It's a personal choice they either choose or not. No one is forcing cigarettes on people who don't want them. At least not legally. Maybe some school bully somewhere is or something.

Nobody is forcing them? Yes. The people that put nicotine and addictive toxic scrap with the tobacco force them.

At 9/3/14 03:54 PM, fieldertiger wrote:

At 9/3/14 03:46 PM, Loki wrote: who cares about their employees? store clerks are practically modern slaves.

Now, the real question here is why the fuck was a pharmacy, supposedly a store that sells drugs and medications, selling the deadliest, most addictive weapon of choice for non-consentual suicidal sheep?

People who work for minimum wage are indeed slaves even though they get paid for like $8.00 an hour. Also, I think that pharmacies give a crap about selling cigarettes is because they have people living near their stores while those people like smoking. So I guess that's an amateur reason why.

It's mostly for profit. Sell the disease and then sell the cure. Always works.

Hello Tom.

At 9/3/14 09:09 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Cool that's one less thing for their employees to have to worry about
smart move

who cares about their employees? store clerks are practically modern slaves.

Now, the real question here is why the fuck was a pharmacy, supposedly a store that sells drugs and medications, selling the deadliest, most addictive weapon of choice for non-consentual suicidal sheep?

everybody dies, in the end.

fake tits suck.

At 8/29/14 08:12 PM, Avery wrote: Im talking about ones life, not humanity.

your life doesn't matter, though