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Response to: BBM was demodded Posted September 20th, 2014 in General

rip

Response to: 1st Annual Ng User Icon Battle Posted September 18th, 2014 in General

At 9/18/14 07:58 AM, Cosmic wrote:
At 9/17/14 11:56 PM, Loki wrote:
At 9/16/14 10:59 PM, Cosmic wrote:
At 9/16/14 10:25 PM, Loki wrote:
At 9/16/14 10:11 PM, Cosmic wrote:
At 9/16/14 09:57 PM, Loki wrote: Well, since @Cosmic seems to be sleeping, I'll simply stab him while he dreams.
Let us battle please!~
Well then, give me your best shot.
I'd give the very ignorant, placcid half-smile as I clumsily charge with fountain-pen in hand, ready to stabby-stabby or something along those lines. Nobody gets past the pink one. I guess. Eh.
Nobody except illusions.

As you stab my illusion, I'm already right behind you, with a poisonous dagger, ready to stab. ROLL 20 SEE IF U SURVIVE
I would let out a yell of pain, as light emits from my open mouth. My body would implode on itself, leaving behind a mist of star dust and a bent dollarstore fountain pen.

Rip

Response to: Happy Birthday Tehslaphappy Posted September 17th, 2014 in General

happy black people day

Response to: 1st Annual Ng User Icon Battle Posted September 17th, 2014 in General

At 9/16/14 10:59 PM, Cosmic wrote:
At 9/16/14 10:25 PM, Loki wrote:
At 9/16/14 10:11 PM, Cosmic wrote:
At 9/16/14 09:57 PM, Loki wrote: Well, since @Cosmic seems to be sleeping, I'll simply stab him while he dreams.
Let us battle please!~
Well then, give me your best shot.
I'd give the very ignorant, placcid half-smile as I clumsily charge with fountain-pen in hand, ready to stabby-stabby or something along those lines. Nobody gets past the pink one. I guess. Eh.

Nobody except illusions.

As you stab my illusion, I'm already right behind you, with a poisonous dagger, ready to stab. ROLL 20 SEE IF U SURVIVE

Response to: Snapchat Posted September 17th, 2014 in General

Crap I don't have my snapchat or I'd send you kinky pictures.

Response to: General Test on describing yourself Posted September 16th, 2014 in General

1. ok
2. but
3. so

Response to: 1st Annual Ng User Icon Battle Posted September 16th, 2014 in General

At 9/16/14 10:11 PM, Cosmic wrote:
At 9/16/14 09:57 PM, Loki wrote: Well, since @Cosmic seems to be sleeping, I'll simply stab him while he dreams.
Let us battle please!~

Well then, give me your best shot.

1st Annual Ng User Icon Battle

Response to: 1st Annual Ng User Icon Battle Posted September 16th, 2014 in General

Well, since @Cosmic seems to be sleeping, I'll simply stab him while he dreams.

Response to: I'm Drunk Posted September 16th, 2014 in General

At 9/16/14 05:13 AM, Bustyourchop wrote: Peiople as drunk as I am should no be allowed to post here on newgrounds.
HHAAAHAHAHAHAHA]
STUPID RULES CAN'T HELP OYU NOW

worst dr0kn ever

go hang yourself

Response to: @ wht age RU no longer young adult? Posted September 14th, 2014 in General

I'd say around 25, once you start gaining enough maturity and autonomy.

But terms like "young adult" are only words. You can stay a child your whole life, if you lacked a certain education and parental control.

Response to: 8 legged motherfuckers! Posted September 14th, 2014 in General

At 9/14/14 05:45 PM, Avery wrote: There's this spider just sitting on my fuckin blinds, it's been sitting there is the same position for like 2 hours straight now. I know it's alive because It moved a little. What the fuck is it doing, is it a mothafuckin military drone trying to keep me from fapping? if it is it's working.

14th centuries 8 years old girls had more balls than you do.

Response to: Why did the US seceed? Posted September 14th, 2014 in General

At 9/14/14 04:06 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 9/14/14 03:59 PM, Loki wrote: I was of course suggesting he goes to his College library, get at least 15 books from different authors, sources and dates, and read every chapter about the matter at hand. Obviously, staying as far away as biaised crap, and sticking stricktly to scientific books.
Fuck yourself, you tedious twat

How about you go drink some Clorox, you uneducated sodomite.

Response to: Why did the US seceed? Posted September 14th, 2014 in General

At 9/14/14 01:30 PM, NeonSpider wrote:
At 9/14/14 01:11 PM, Loki wrote: Because open a history book and find out yourself. Not going to help you do your homework faggot.
To be fair, history books (particularly ones anything pre-collegiate level would likely use) are not only grossly abridged (which is inevitable) but often full of bias.

Unless you're suggesting he do a comparison reading between sources which explore things from competing viewpoints, I don't think a typical history book is going to tell you any more than the typical American patriotic version of things, assuming he's from the US and not, say, somewhere in Europe or etc...

I was of course suggesting he goes to his College library, get at least 15 books from different authors, sources and dates, and read every chapter about the matter at hand. Obviously, staying as far away as biaised crap, and sticking stricktly to scientific books.

Response to: Why did the US seceed? Posted September 14th, 2014 in General

Because open a history book and find out yourself. Not going to help you do your homework faggot.

Response to: still followin egoraptor? Posted September 14th, 2014 in General

At 9/14/14 09:54 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 9/13/14 03:58 PM, Loki wrote: Spoiler: Egoraptor's alt account:
http://chibiweewee.newgrounds.com/
Yeah, kind of doubt that. Then again, it could just be a spite page.

he personally showed it to me at pico day 2011

Response to: still followin egoraptor? Posted September 13th, 2014 in General

Spoiler: Egoraptor's alt account:
http://chibiweewee.newgrounds.com/

Response to: What's Your Favorite Class So Far? Posted September 13th, 2014 in General

DID-1010-1 so far. Because I just love grammar. But I do appreciate LNG-1400 and the Lexicology class, too.

Response to: Kiddnaped little girl found dead Posted September 12th, 2014 in General

At 9/12/14 05:09 AM, Deshiel wrote: She looked alot like my own niece, my sisters and mother say that aswel. I'm ultra defensive and afraid now when I have her in my care and when some man looks at her for too long, they activate my intense rage (which I inherited from my mother)

k

Response to: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Boobs? Posted September 12th, 2014 in General

At 9/12/14 06:58 PM, Knights wrote:
At 9/12/14 06:56 PM, Loki wrote: Anyone complaining about turtle boobs is obviously gay.

Way to go ZJ
Is that how all Canadian boobs look like, Frenchie?

I'll answer your ridiculous question with a link:

http://ca.askmen.com/top_10/travel_top_ten/20_travel_top_ten.html

Although Montreal should definitely be over LA and Miami...

Response to: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Boobs? Posted September 12th, 2014 in General

Anyone complaining about turtle boobs is obviously gay.

Way to go ZJ

Response to: Verification link gone? Posted September 11th, 2014 in General

"maxninja".

Response to: Teen facing jail for jesus blowjob Posted September 11th, 2014 in General

The simple idea of juvenile jail is absurd.

Either give him a good spank for misbehaviour, or send him in an adult jail in case of a real crime.

Response to: Most arousing bodypart Posted September 11th, 2014 in General

lower-half

Response to: 1st Annual Ng User Icon Battle Posted September 11th, 2014 in General

I want that Dessert zone.

All them desserts.

Put me in there so I can be fat.

Response to: Rambo 5 filiming next month. Posted September 11th, 2014 in General

At 9/11/14 11:06 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: http://www.denofgeek.us/movies/rambo/239037/rambo-5-now-has-a-title-and-director

So, what do you think about that?

why would i care

Response to: Happy 9/11 day Posted September 11th, 2014 in General

Happy Catalonia day!

Response to: why do pizza pockets suck now Posted September 10th, 2014 in General

because you grew up.

Response to: Newgrounds and Net Neutrality Posted September 10th, 2014 in General

I thought I had a virus when I saw that thing pop.

Response to: Called your grandma lately? Posted September 9th, 2014 in General

I saw her 15 mins ago.

Response to: Jesus didn't die from crucifixion Posted September 8th, 2014 in General

this is stupid. you're all stupid.

also, according to the bible he didn't die of cruxifiction, however stupid you are. he was stabbed in the side by longinus.