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At 6/4/08 01:06 PM, Robinson wrote: This is one of those moments where we need those pics or it didn't happen. Regardless of someone being banned or not saying it.

Sorry, I carry NG stickers but no camera, and I don't have a cellphone.

At 6/4/08 01:06 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Oh please tell us when it is going to come on and what channel.
Also hardcore.

I don't know... any sport channel should broadcast it. It's kind of early in the morning though... Like at 9:30 AM Newgrounds time.

At 6/4/08 01:07 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Awesome.

What channel will it be on?

Any sports channel :)

At 6/4/08 01:07 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: You carry stickers with you?

I knew I would find a good place to stick them somewhere on the circuit Gille Villeneuve :P

At 6/4/08 01:05 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Haha, what a rebel.
I'll be sure to watch out for the sticker.
But what if the car gets last place?

Not on a car... on those huge ramps with some tire company name written on it and random publicity... like this, but over the track.

At 6/3/08 07:26 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Have fun when it's offseason, my bro's gf basically does the same thing as you, and she was all but laid off when January rolled in.

Well it's actually permanent -.-

At 6/3/08 07:58 PM, NOGOODNAME1234 wrote: sucking off people for cash isn't a real job

It is, if you have a whore diploma.

...the Formula 1 Grand Prix in Montreal this Sunday.

How?

Well today I was helping my staff deliver food from my Hotel to the Montreal Grand Prix site, since the Queen Elizabeth makes the food for the VIPs every year.

So all the work was done, and I remembered I had a good twenty NG stickers and a few Angry Face stickers in my coat's pocket... I went on some ramp over the race track and stickied the twenty stickers right on the front side, over where all the cars are going to be racing Sunday and where every Television Cameras will film them.

So you better watch the race this Sunday... Because Newgrounds is now "officially" one of the Formula 1 Montreal Grand Prix sponsors!

I'm going back on the site Saturday to make sure everything is all right with the kitchens... and that the stickers are still in place :)

I always wanted to look bad ass.

I guess I should just hang out with that guy and smile like the devil. Then ride my Porsche back to the office and bang some hot secretary.

Oh we all have dreams.

Also, Luis, no, you.

The Hamburgers in my hotel cost 50$ and they have a lot of fancy stuff in them... I wish I knew the English terms >.<

I've actually seen a video of a singing penis once, it was pretty funny.

Here!

http://www.jibjab.com/view/71381

I found it.

At 6/3/08 06:09 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Nice glad to hear you got something good.
2D animation? You had better become a good flash artist then.

Well right now my only two problems to become a good Flash Artist is knowledge of Flash and a Tablet... I don't know how Luis manages to draw so well with a mouse but I can't. Also, I kinda forgot everything I knew about Flash while not touching it for five years -.-

Actually some people believe he did it as a ritual sacrifice for some dark magic thing. I believe that more than the rap option.

At 6/3/08 05:12 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: So guys, how about that airline food?

Good question I've never been in a plane yet.

At 6/3/08 04:52 PM, Mr-Destruction wrote:

At 6/3/08 04:45 PM, FBIpolux wrote: the salary is good enough for me to fly with my own wings...

You left out the part where you tell us the exact numerical dollar amount of money that they are going to pay you. That's all I care about. Tell us. Nao.

Starts with 40,000 a year.

At 6/3/08 04:47 PM, ihatetoasters wrote: Good for you. I honestly thought this would be a parody thread of the 'I quit my job' one.

Thanks, but I just noticed that thread after I finished writing this one.

At 6/3/08 04:48 PM, sirbobsalot2 wrote: I want to be a lawyer (good pay and seeing criminals squirm = win) with some programing knowledge as a extra/fun thing at the side.

Don't lie, all you want to do is to yell "OBJECTION" in the court.

So... Basically since I'm 16 I've always worked in shitty places. Fish Market, Supermarket, some Governmental crap to edit a ton of movies for a shitty salary, drug stores, etc. All that at a minimum salary or close.

I finally got a real job that pays well enough for me to buy a house, a car, etc...

And all that while I'm only almost 20 years old. I now work as the Foodstore Manager in the classiest hotel of Montreal, the Fairmont Queen Elizabeth. Basically I just take orders for the cooks and do a lot of paperwork and arms work. In a few months I'll be buffed enough people believe I've been training in a gym for a year. And the salary is good enough for me to fly with my own wings...

If you're still in school, you have no idea how great it is to finally get something SERIOUS happening in your life, and to have an actual future set. I plan on going back to college in a year, to learn 2D animation and programming, and perhaps French or English literature... just for my own satisfaction.

So, are you guys impatient to see your life's machine start working and start having some autonomy? :)

At 6/3/08 04:32 PM, Earfetish wrote: That's e-popularity for ya FBI. You become the coolest thing on the BBS for a bit and then you get resented and everyone who doesn't think you're as awesome as everyone else focuses on you. The circle jerk gets a little aggressive at the top; people are always trying to jostle you out of the middle.

Yeah well BonusStage and I have always been super good friends anyways, right? :)

That loser is probably still bitter at some stuff of the past.

At 6/2/08 08:50 PM, Earfetish wrote: Thought FBIpolux was gonna clean that up, but evidently I'm still more overrated than him.

Hey, they're voting me for overrated though!

At 6/2/08 10:06 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: basically the same thing except with more hockey. the language still sounds like drunk hairy guys with horrible throat infections.

What? You never heard me talk, it appears. And you have some horrible prejudices about everyone. No wonder you keep submitting racist Flash movies and crap like that. I'm still surprised Wade was nice enough not to delete your account a while ago. I guess he cares about the 0.10 cents you give to

At 6/2/08 08:51 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: Wow.

World of Warcrack.

At 6/2/08 08:52 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Holy potatoes you are such a suck-up, and not even in a subtle way.

Holy bananas, you're so original.

At 6/2/08 09:10 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: I've meant to ask this for awhile, but how long has nearly everyone been against FBIpolux? Last I remember, he was pretty slinky with everyone, then seemingly out of nowhere everyone seems to hate him to no end.

It may have something to do with me helping Wade recently keeping the Portal clean... or me talking to some of my Mod friends in a friendly way... you know, the people I actually met a few months back. Or perhaps believing we can have a better forum if we stop spamming and making a long and informative thread about it is now considered as "suck-up". Those people are just sad pandas and deserve no attention. Especially when they don't have a clue of what they're talking about. Funny thing about it is that I've always been posting the same way on the BBS, but people seem to notice it NOW for some reason.

At 6/2/08 09:19 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Well I guess its obvious you have not read all of the different posts and topics made over time that has to do with FBI sucking mod cock and everyone hating him. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

You should stop trying to look for what you WANT to see so badly in my threads, but the actual thread. Because you're pretty wrong. Pretty and wrong.

At 6/2/08 09:22 PM, LongBox wrote: FBI, why do you try so hard to become a mod? It doesn't even sound like it's that much fun anyway.

I do not. I guess acting maturely means you try to become a mod.

At 6/3/08 05:54 AM, whatty wrote: No one hates FBI, because if you can honestly hate someone over the internet, you need to get out more. The 'voting for himself' thing was a bit much I'll admit, but who cares.

I don't really care about it but I already explained why I did that.

At 6/3/08 05:30 AM, NEVR wrote: He probably left it out because it's (mostly) common sense. At least you changed your vote to gfox, who truly IS the best poster... not just of 2008.5, but EVER.

He was also my favorite Mod :(

At 6/3/08 12:52 AM, SleepyFox wrote: This thread confuses and amuses me with the drama and quote text wall so I'm just posting here to say I posted here

They call me the Drama Queen. El oh el.

Also TLDR, SMC!

No they don't. Hentai is not real, captain.

lol at spammers and idiots teaming up to some shitty attempts at flaming me. Like it actually mattered to me. There's a rule about following someone and flaming him or her though... you guys should know this ;)

I find funny how none of the "Worst mods" are actually bad mods. People are just going to vote for gumOnShoe because he's a new mod or Idle because they don't know me when both are really decent mods. Oh well, I voted for Zerok because he was probably the one that really shouldn't belong in that category... and it'd be funny if he won best and worst mod award at the same time :D

At 6/2/08 08:40 PM, Muffin wrote:

At 6/2/08 08:32 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Too bad 36holla didn't post it in his rules. Oh well, I changed my vote anyways, n00bs.

"best poster"s should read the thread before posting in it.

However, I could be wrong!

Too bad I read the thread before posting in it. Yes, you are wrong. Very often.

Narutubefan.

Haha.

At 6/2/08 08:34 PM, whatty wrote:

At 6/2/08 08:32 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 6/2/08 07:06 PM, Mendou wrote:

At 6/2/08 06:29 PM, Muffin wrote: ahahaha FBI voted for himself for best poster lolz.

That is against the rules. FBI AIN'T QUITE THE RULE ABIDER LIKE HE THINKS HE IS THEN APPARENTLY.

Too bad 36holla didn't post it in his rules. Oh well, I changed my vote anyways, n00bs.

Not cool to vote for yourself anyways. Just unsporting, really; what were you thinking?

I don't really think either of the people mentioned were the BBS' best posters... Even if I don't consider myself as the best poster, probably only the best poster in the list only. Anyways, my vote went for Gfox just because he rules, but he's not the BBS' best posters... some of his posts are just weird :P I miss him as a mod though.

At 6/2/08 07:06 PM, Mendou wrote:

At 6/2/08 06:29 PM, Muffin wrote: ahahaha FBI voted for himself for best poster lolz.

That is against the rules. FBI AIN'T QUITE THE RULE ABIDER LIKE HE THINKS HE IS THEN APPARENTLY.

Too bad 36holla didn't post it in his rules. Oh well, I changed my vote anyways, n00bs.

lol at people calling me overrated. Oh well, you probably don't know much about the BBS then.

Funniest User
Elios

Biggest Attention Whore
DragonsGrief

Drama Queen
BonusStage

Never Logs Off
Bahamut

I Miss You
BigBadRon

Best Artist
Poxpower

Master Creator
Elios

Rookie of the Half Year
Lampface

Most Improved
HotActionYiffFur

Biggest Spammer
Mendou

Most Overrated
WilliWowza

Most Underrated
CryogenChaos

Best Moderator
Zerok

Worst Moderator
Zerok

LOL sorry Jordy but you should have locked that "Zerok stinks" thread faster imo. j/k I just have no idea of who else to nominate : /

And also, putting your name as best mod and worst mod is just the thing to do.

Worst Poster
Viewtiful-Chris

Best Poster
FBIpolux < Sup

At 6/1/08 05:29 PM, xXFlashDragonXx wrote: I can tell you that everytime i see one of those god awful pigletface movies i blam the royal shite out of them.... I`ve given you guys a chance

What?

At 6/1/08 05:07 PM, life wrote: oh, and credit to earfetish for the link.

Three years later :P

At 6/1/08 05:02 PM, FBIpolux wrote: They were total watch and a waste of space.

lol watch, I meant spam.

They were total watch and a waste of space.

At 6/1/08 04:14 PM, Achilles2 wrote:

At 6/1/08 04:00 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Too bad it wasn't Spielberg's studios. His stuff sucks ever since he made Star Wars episode 1... : /

Uhhh, George Lucas made that.

Whoops wrong name. Someone said Spieldberg and it fucked my brain. Yeah yeah, Lucas. I'm not an idiot.

WOW, burn it or something... for its own sake.

Too bad it wasn't Spielberg's studios. His stuff sucks ever since he made Star Wars episode 1... : /

They're probably insured anyways, don't worry about it :P

I don't know... I was talking about this earlier, and the big problem with DBZ was that they'd spend like twenty episodes for one fight.

In the next episode of DragonBall Z, Goku gives two punches and throws one Kamehameha!

But I love the story, love the characters, love the universe. It owns. I had a tear when Buu's dog got shot :'(

Dragonball GT episodes were great though, since they didn't spend 10 episodes per fight... but a few minutes most of the time :)

Except for the last few episodes... those were pretty lame : /

I don't really want anyone to stick anything in my ass, sorry. Especially not a security agent.