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well i macked a couple ho's in my toddler days at the playground but if that doesnt count
my first kiss was with a girl named valerie, i could tell she liked me, and with the encouragement of my friends i took her to a bed room alone and attempted sex. she denied the sex but we made out and she was like, "u come on too strong" but i didnt give a fuck. those were the days mayne

At 11/15/14 04:46 AM, malfunction19 wrote:

At 11/15/14 04:43 AM, LlorT-Da-Gangsta wrote: have you considered that wolves that existed in the t-rex's time were much larger than the modern wolf?

Have you considered the fact that im talking in a Jurassic park manner, the dino's are the real deal, but the wolves are modern hick a' billy's.

well if thats the case , im gonna say it would take 101 wolves. kinda like 101 dalmatians but only wolves

have you considered that wolves that existed in the t-rex's time were much larger than the modern wolf?

food is not good enough for you?

i was thinking to myself how i was teased by girls through middle school and never really got around with girls in highschool on the basis that im a dork ( a gangsta dork at that).... but arent all women dorks around their 30s and 40s? thats some bullshit, it turns out i get to support a bigger dork than me telling me about how good yogurt is or some type emotional bullshit.

whatever it is that they do...

do i got issues or does someone see when i say women are dorks cuz im just saying?

thiz iz why expanzionizm iz a bad thang yo, take it from cain

oh and she was stupid, she would pretend to care all cheesy ... she needed acting classes. i mean shes a fucking paid counselor by the state, she just had to listen not fake emotions to appeal to me.

and she wore this bright ass red lipstick, she looked like a clown, i couldnt keep my eyes off her fat clown red lips when she spoke...

and she was bragging about how she's not fat... but she was chubby around the tummy, so it kinda doesn't make sense...

and she kept saying, "Yesss...." like she was sexy or something.... i dont know, the bitch just was on my mind right now and i started feeling pissed off so i made this thread to make myself better.

its those god damn russsians

At 1/26/12 02:58 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 1/26/12 02:47 PM, LlorT-Da-Gangsta wrote: so i stayed quiet most of the time and agreed whenever she called me things like weak or gullible or whatever she said to me...

Well...yeah.

hey, what can i do?

i always go through these phases of depression sometimes the feelings are intense... i cant help but say fuck texas, i got into trouble for drugs, and i had to take classes...

the counselor i had was like a semi-bitch, she would tell me to grow up, quit being so damn negative but its like i cant speak about what i think cuz shes a bitch.
if i wanna talk about something positive she wants to switch to things that upset me, she stereotyped me like a thug, like putting my family in that category, so i stayed quiet most of the time and agreed whenever she called me things like weak or gullible or whatever she said to me... and she kept toying my emotions on things that i obviously was upset about til i broke into tears, and i feel like the classes have had more negative effect on me than positive.... she gave me lame advice like: "It's okay to be a little conceited", or just asserted her assumptions on things like she knew what the fuck was going on in my personal life and my word had to be bullshit since i was the bad guy for being in those classes to begin with.

and what upsets me as that it became pretty clear that those counselors are there to build some type of psyche profile than they actually are there to help you.... has anyone took classes and felt this way? like i've had a harder time resisting drugs since ive taken those classes, they put it in my head that im addicted to weed or something

Word is bond. Aint no such thing as half way crooks. Who's really runnin this shit? Solve this riddle, you understand the meaning of being a man, the answer is not pretty.

Who's right?

At 12/31/11 11:00 AM, PIED3 wrote: . OH and i hate it when people say they are clever, we are all clever! Just some of us spend more time being clever than others. Those useless labels are so annoying and obviously meaningless!

finally, someone who gets the point.... now go out there and be what you want to be :)

you got trolled and learned something

i love how people remark this post as if being a philosopher is some sort of high status like calling yourself a pro or something, its ironic.. . we are all philosophers, some people just choose to spend more time dwelling on these ideas

At 12/27/11 11:45 PM, Sepultura123 wrote: Yeah I like anime but I dont go yell that in every roof , I just keep it for myself I know that anime and like 90% of the cartoon are for child and kids

i scream cuz i mean it

At 12/27/11 11:45 PM, Sepultura123 wrote: Whats your problem even so you have a little interest in superhero or comic books your a total geek , a total nolife and you have a mind of a 10 years old child...

Yeah I like cartoon and stuff but come on Comic book ??? We are not in the '60,'70 anymore.. Grow up

Yeah I like anime but I dont go yell that in every roof , I just keep it for myself I know that anime and like 90% of the cartoon are for child and kids

pfffft.... look you're missing the point.... what's wrong with being a child? that's the fucking problem with this society you're all in a rush to be big "men" you forget what it means to be a child in your selfish quest for "manhood"... so what?

btw im not that big of a geek for anything except hip hop music... you fake ass geek.

lol i said "t-shit"

if there's anything i hate: it's a wannabe geek. it's worse than the wannabe thugs. you know those type of people who would talk shit to you about your avid interest in say a certain comic book hero, but if there were a highly anticipated movie on that hero they will be the first ones to join the bandwagon, wear a fucking t-shit, talk about it on their social websites or what not.

it pisses me off. motherfuckers don't appreciate shit but to be appreciated, it's giving the real geeks a bad name.

so i want you to write about something you really did appreciate, it doesn't necessarily have to fit the geek stereotypes, it could be sports or some bullshit, and how you watch others pretend like they appreciate it. i want to know im not alone on this one.

A french film (2002) which has won "best foreign language film" awards and stirred up controversey because of it's graphic content. the movie is in reversed chronological order (it shows the scenes backwards), and i personally think the camera work was interesting.

the movie is about a raping, and how two men (boyfriend and ex-lover of the victim) seek revenge with the help of some street thugs to track the assailant down.

the rape scene is very graphic, and a rather long scene. the whole time i watched it, i felt a sickness arise from the pit of my stomache. i felt all raged, sickened and saddened as the some some piece of shit pimp (who goes by the alias, "The tapeworm") tortures this woman.

Then the other intensely graphic scene take place in some homosexual club, basically hosting an orgy, when these two men get into a fight with whom they assume to be the attacker.

i think it's a interesting movie but it's very shocking. ever seen it?

At 11/14/10 10:21 PM, thekingofmadness wrote: Did you say something op? I couldnt understand your bad grammar sorry.

Um, excuse me, but I think "OP" should be written with capital letters. Yeah, think before you speak (or type).

At 11/14/10 10:21 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: 1 dummy hit the new topic button.

i wonder who you are talking about...

"152 people had a seizure from the greatness of this video and accidentally pressed the dislike button"

or some variety of that sentence.

am i the only one who has noticed that in every video some jackass says it with a twist related the content of the video, to be original, but it's usually corny. i dont know, its not a big deal, but i just want to know if...

some peope have been so amazed, that they freaked out and accidentally blammed my flashes!

thug shrink: wats crackin cuzz?
patient: well, im so depressed lately...
thug shrink: aight aight, i got you mayne. what you need? i got some of that zoloft, xanax, prozac...

At 11/7/10 01:31 PM, Lorkas wrote: Aren't brothers supposed to get over fighting when the younger one turns 13?

not my brother he enjoys pushing buttons and is reputed for it

At 11/7/10 01:22 PM, gekko007 wrote:
Where's Waldo was easier than this.

sorry i assumed everyone here had reading skills above the 5th grade.

At 11/7/10 01:17 PM, Prometheus13 wrote: and what do you want?

for you to answer my question

i made a thread about my brother who's been acting like an arrogant asshole after he started working out a couple months ago. well a couple days ago he really irritated me over something little (i was tripping i admit) and i gave him a short shove, not intended to injure him. his form of retaliation was to tell me that i better walk off because he can kick my ass.

i finally had enough of that attitude, i wanted to bust his bubble that it's not like he is scary. i mean i've gotten into fights with dudes that have probably worked out longer than a few months, and while my brother is bigger than me in height and a little more toned, he weighs almost the same. can anyone understand where im coming from when i tell you that i lunged at him and knocked him down. i thought he was going to land on the sofa, but he awkwardly fell and knocked his chin on the coffee table. he had a deep cut, and i felt really guilty. it was big deal with my mom too.

later, i apologized and he accepted it, but commented, "all im saying is, you don't know how i am if i get pissed...........i didn't fight you only because ma was there" (or something along those lines). i was irritated by this, he still held some belief that he would have beat me very easily up if our ma wasnt there (i mean his ass was knocked on the floor with a big cut, if i continued attacking him, he probably would have the bigger disadvantage).

i didn't say anything but nod my head, i figured it's better he have that attitude.. when i was his age i had a pretty low self esteem, and that kind of thinking that still lingers in me is probably what led me to lash out at him... so i just want to know if it sounds like im the one who's the asshole, because i felt that way when he got that cut...

At 11/2/10 11:15 PM, EpicFail wrote: Tell him exactly what you told us.
Or, tell him if he thinks he's the shit, to fight you.

video tape it.

he thinks im just 'jealous' of his amazing body, lol...... yeah i want to box him with the gloves next time he starts doing his macho rooster act with me though, even if he does kick my ass.

At 11/2/10 11:14 PM, Dookeymuffin wrote: Remove his cock to remove his cocky-ness.
Problem solved.

i was waiting for a cock joke, the word cocky is too hard for yall to resist.

my brother has been pissing me off lately with this attitude lately. he started working out when school started and he took weight training or some shit. well yeah obviously hes gotten a little stronger, but hes not anywhere near buff.

now he walks around with an attitude with me. like he thinks he can punk me out, but i know he's a pussy (the type that talks alot of shit) the last time i fought him he called the cops on me and started crying.
so now the only difference is thats hes worked out for two months only, and suddenly he thinks hes a tough guy.

i dont want to discourage him, or be an asshole, but holy shit if i could only just slap him. what would you?

At 11/2/10 09:11 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Actually most pot is locally grown.

i think you are wrong, and while i have no evidence to support that most of it comes from mexico, im pretty most of it does come from from mexico.

and while federal is supreme to the state, that doesnt mean shit. the state has rights, its an issue that will probably end up in the supreme court or whervever they handle that type of stuff when it comes to state rights and federal limitations of power.

I guess my update to 10.1 got corrupted or something, for some reason i can't see certain flashes on websites that im assuming are using 10.1 player. how do i fix this, i tried downloading it a second time, but i don't think that would even fix it.