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Put the Alienware logo on it, then sell it for 50000.00 USD.

I don't understand how people go through headphones so quickly.

I coddle my electronics.

I see my friends abuse the wires of their HPs and wonder why they stop working. Then try to use them as speakers, turning them all the way up to show off how loud they are.

I wonder why they keep breaking.

Err, headphones? At max volume? Yikes.

When I have my headphones plugged in, I rarely put the volume on the computer above 10/100.

I -think- you have a hearing problem~ Or your computer has issues.

At 12/9/13 10:21 PM, Entice wrote: I decree a new law

Don't those have to start with theories, first, then they become law?

At 12/9/13 09:03 PM, Xenomit wrote: Anyways, how many of you play it?

A friend of mine always poked me about it, so I ended up getting the game... Last year? Don't really play it.

The closest I've come to cheating on somebody, is when a partner of mine didn't -quite- understand that we were no longer a thing when we broke up, and they saw me flirting in town.

$15.00 an hour is a ridiculous number to rally around, and will only cause people to laugh at your cause.

Anyway, this should be interesting~

Occasionally~.

If I'm just loling in my room at night, I might get bored and strip down.

We got our first computer when I was two... And the rest is history~

I remember my older sister got GTA III, and I ended up playing a bit of that. Parents always wagged their fingers at it when swears and such came up, but not much else.

I really got into an mmo later on, and arguably it was the most sexual and violent game I was involved in, oddly enough. Parents didn't care as it was a Star Wars title.

The only game I was ever barred from was... The Godfather. We had a copy of it lying around that I believe my older brother and my father played, and I tried it out. I got in trouble at the time, and my mother threatened me with a wooden spoon if I touched that gam again. Ouchies.

At 12/1/13 06:30 PM, Sentio wrote: Around 180-185 pounds (13 stone). And at just 5'10 that makes me technically overweight by BMI, but I'm in pretty reasonable shape and I don't think anyone would say I'm overweight to look at me. Big legs and shoulders from my swimming days.

8.5 stones, apparently.

You guys should be ashamed for talking about somebody behind their back.

@tailprower

At 11/26/13 03:33 PM, DOGOGBYN wrote: And before people complain about me wanting to take away a womans right to abort a baby in the case of rape or incest, these circumstances are so rare as to be non-existant.

Really? Fuck you.

But on the topic, there are a lot of retarded people who use abortion as birth control. Like, their doctor tells them they might be infertile, so they think that's their free ticket for bareback sex with everyone. Suddenly, they start to panic when they get pregnant- but whose fault is that?

Then again, nobody should be forced to carry a baby, no matter how horrible they are.

And regarding people who abort because there's a possibility there will be a defect/disorder, that's really iffy. I know plenty of people who were pretty much guaranteed to come out with horrible defects, but were fine.

But then, you see those people who -did- come out with terrible defects and disorders, who can't even talk or function, and you wonder why their parents let them live. But that's just me, I guess.

Until I see better accuracy in those tests, can't say much about using it as a reason to get an abortion or not. But still, I see people who can't function and it makes you think.

Added note: people who protest outside of clinics and harass people are horrible. You're not going to get any laws changed by doing that.

Bottom~ Top is too complicated and I'm not good at it.

Plus, making the top happy is fun.

Are you guys kidding? I just got a new cattle prod! The mall hired me as a herder for this Black Friday- It'll be a blast!

I don't know where in the world you all buy light bulbs, but we buy CFLs in packs of four, for 4 USD.

At 11/26/13 07:27 PM, 24901miles wrote: Dude, it's worse than anything I could ever confide to a pervert such as yourself. It's my deepest, darkest secret... Hidden by a vault of lies, anguish, secrecy, and shrouded in a jungle of red herrings, guarded by ancient lords of the darkness whose names I dare not speak.

Let me guess....

"cute t33n wiggling toez ADORABLE!!!1!"

I know your secret.

What's the news‽

I only have three things for you.

One: I've never written a poem that i didn't want to write. That is, i can't just sit down after being told to write a poem, and make a masterpiece. I need to want to make something meaningful.

Two: there's an expression that poetry is sitting down at a typewriter and bleeding. That's true for me: it's all emotion driven. For example, i sit down with a pad and pen, or my computer, and play music. Mostly rap that covers horrible topics: racism, equality, gay marriage, politics, education, blah, blah. I listen to the dame thing until it just gets to me- i feel the words burning into me heart, and i get angry enough to write a story about it in the form of stanzas in a poem. Even without music, just sit and pick a topic, any topic, and don't stop thinking about it and surrounding yourself with it until words flow.

Three: if you will be reading the poem, it's all about presentation. Where to put emphasis on words, what tone it will be read in, if it's a fast or a slow poem, if it's a happy reflective poem or an angry accusing poem- it all needs to be shown in the way you read it. Once you've made the poem, go back and italicize words, underline sentences, and just read it over and over until you really hear the mood and message you want that will draw people into your poem.

Hope this helps!

That would be the "Come Hither~"

As Tupac Shakur once rapped (paraphrased)

"He took my weed, so I better make my mind up- pick my .9 up, hit the line up?"

Did you pick your .9 up, and turn his abuse against him?

It's ridiculous how the police can just enforce laws.

I've done most of the edits on paper. I'll be changing them where it's posted this weekend, and might put up another page.

I demand survival.

That's... Really funny~

At 11/11/13 07:59 PM, elreybon wrote: _

Thanks for the critique~

I'm working on "gently feeding" info to the reader, like you mentioned. It's in the back of my head, I usually go back later and make sure things like that make sense.

And god, I drive people CRAZY with the way I switch tenses. I do it without even thinking- It's all meant to be in the present tense. I'll fix it in a bit.

I get whatcha mean by making sure they make sense.

And ya, I see what you mean by the male and female thing. Sort of did it on purpose, as that's how the character thinks. I haven't really opened up the main character at all in the short bit I put out, but if it still seems odd after I give her more depth, I'll change it up a bit.

Thanks!

At 11/10/13 01:15 AM, J-Rex wrote: Brutal Legend

A bunch of people in my school claim this was an awesome game. I played it for, like, an hour. Couldn't get into it. If I had to beat it in order to go on with my life, I THINK I'd die.

A friend and I are working together on what we plan to turn into a novel. It's a tale about you, a member of a motorcycle club, and.. Well, you'll have to read to find out.

You can find it here.

You can leave me tips/comments here, or on the website itself. Anyhting would be appreciated!

Apparently, when I was like 3, I was in one of those big playpen things at a mall, with a slide, jungle gym, everything. Another girl was standing on this platform on top of the slide with me, and we were yelling at each other for whatever reason. She pushed me, I stumbled and fell on my butt...

Allegedly, all I did was laugh, smile, and shove her down the slide as hard as I could. It was only like three feet off the ground, but still.

I was fun!

Does anybody remember playing any of the Kingdom Under Fire games? Personally, I've only played two of them- The Crusaders, and Circle Of Doom.

I remember Circle Of Doom to be an absolute rubbish third person BLEH. Granted, I never really gave it a chance.

Anyway, I always thought of KUF: The Crusaders to be an amazing game. I rented it when it first came out, and kept it for ages.

It was a unique game. Real-time tactics game at first, where you lead your large groups of allies to battle, positioning strategically. When your main character came into contact with the enemy, it brought you into a third person view, where you personally battle the enemy with your troops, and you could end a battle quickly by killing the leader of the enemy group. Once each mission was over, it had RPG elements where you increased the skill of your character and your officers, etc, etc.

Does anyone remember this fun little game? I remember it to be around the early 2000s, on the original Xbox.

Mine is meh.

At 11/7/13 05:56 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: 666 isn't the number of the beast...people really need to actually read the text they spout.

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