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I usually sleep in the nude, But I guess if people are visiting I'll wear socks. Just not on my feet.

At 12/13/11 01:16 AM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Motherfucking truth

This guy right here deserves a round of applause and drinks.

Depends whose Internet I'm hitch-hiking on.

20/20 and I abuse my eyes like its going out of fashion.

At 12/11/11 06:20 PM, KLT1M wrote: this is a pic i was working on what do yall think of it.

I'd say it warrents a poorly made sketch.

It took a while to acquire the taste, but I've thoroughly enjoyed coffee ever since.

I don't even want to begin talking about the stupid shit i have done let alone order their stupidity. At least most didn't result in injury.

It used to be considered attractive.

I usually think that using shaving cream is too messy so i just hack at it with a blunt rusty razor from way back when.

Don't under how people manage to fuck their face with these things.

I would tap each and every one of those barbie dolls.

Submit a few pictures next time.

Anyway, basically the above. If you're having a problem with proportions, simply do a bit of figure drawing or just copy shit from the internet. It all counts, and there's no real "proper" way to learn shit.

I've yet to start.

At 12/12/11 01:04 PM, Felis wrote: Idea:

I'd rather they discover the hidden repository of stickam on their own. More fun that way, and it really shouldn't be too hard to act maturely in the face of the young uns getting a little presumptuous or whatevs.

fiddle with yer nips in public places

Five months is plenty of time if you focus on your larger body masses - legs and whatnot. Combine that with a healthy dose of creatine and protein and all should fall in place easily.

I'd like to see a Dead Space movie.

It'd be Event Horizon 2: The Horizoning, basically.

We'd be having a GHOST of a time!

hahahahahahaha ill shuddup sorry

At 12/12/11 04:12 PM, Bobbybroccoli wrote: I seriously doubt Nintendo who has a history of making really comfortable controllers (WAVEBIRD I LOVE YOU) didn't just shoehorn a touch screen without thinking abotu comfort.

The Wii remote was a damn square rod that require a fucking add-on to make it even mildly comfortable. The Gamecube currently holds the record for "Most Pointless Buttons Shoehorned into a Single Product". ANYONE who says they know how the N64 controller was meant to be held is a fucking LIAR. The NES controller was by and large a fucking brick.

Nintendo has screwed up on controllers more times then they've even mildly got it right (handhelds) and this is going to be no different. While, as an artist, I'm actually pretty excited with the idea of a tablet, the Wii U is going to make it a drag to get a good game going and I'm not going to deny that.

However, that doesn't make it okay to bitch. It's their console, you don't have to play it. That's the stance I've always held on developer decisions.

Inner Body Temperature exposed to harsh outer climate... What's not to get?

Another meaningless attack on people's faith in return for attention, and the Christians, instead of say issuing a statement and dealing with the desecration of a holy icon maturely, are pissing themselves trying to hide it all away.

Fucking idiots couldn't present a unified front if they tried.

I think this is "art" in the barest sense of the word - expression of human creativity. Not particularly much creativity, the sort a child does when scrawling in the mud, and I wouldn't put that in a museum.

I like to think that I'm fairly generous when it comes to scores, but even then I'll blam every cookie-cutter game and soundboard to be crapped into the portal. Add to that the few outright shitty flash products these days and roughly 40-50% of entries to Newgrounds don't deserve to be there, period.

At 12/12/11 03:15 AM, Captain-Carrion wrote: wip
lemme know if im aiming in the right direction. critique is appreciated.

Going in the right direction, man!

...are you actually making this game, or just fooling around with pixel art still?

At 12/12/11 03:46 AM, Rummy0 wrote: It was Skrillex with a pervy face placing his hand inside the Deadmau5 head's anus and it was like O /// O'.

I actually want to see that out of pure curiosity...

But, although I like Deadmau5 and to a lesser extent, Skrillex, no way are they the best musicians of our time.

At 12/12/11 01:41 AM, Socratius wrote: do?

That's a bloody old joke and you should know that. And you delivered it horribly.

Me? I'd probably become incredibly self-conscious and emotional and stuff.

im usually the one creating stupid pms

I don't know, baldness can be pretty damn attractive on a hot chick.

Nah, if I got upset over every typo and grammar error on the Internet, I'd be DEAD. Hell, I still trip up over the more subtle grammatical dictations.

If she knows what it means, make snide jokes and whatnot. It'll at least be funny.

At 12/11/11 11:02 PM, MushookieMan wrote: 1. Crush your enemies
2. See them driven before you
3. Hear the lamentations of their women

this guy knows his shit

>Landline
>2011
>ISHYDDT

But to be serious, that sucks ass man.