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I perfer jeans, and pants in genreal, that just go down to my knees. You can have them as loose as you like, and they're practical enough to run in.

Just yank it off beforehand. Would you rather someone catch you jerking off in bed, or jerking off on a substantial wet patch sleeping ?

Every single forum I've been to, there has been a Lucid dreaming topic. 'Course, the other were significatnly more substantial.

I achieve Lucid Dreams by driving myself to exhaustion. Since I'm always exhausted anyway, its not a big leap.

At 8/27/09 04:44 AM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: Use a sock while your in bed. No stains.

But then you deal with nasty socks.

Then you have to deal with the wet patches in your shoes D=

At 8/27/09 04:15 AM, Haoie wrote: Give Pokemon a break.

Give the twelve-year olds on Pokemon a break.

Sheesh, exaggeration is the order of the day, isn't it, tits?

At 8/27/09 02:26 AM, horse-hentai wrote: lol schol, i left in grade 10 to make money from newgrounds!

Cominjg from a guy with a user of 'horse-hentai', thats not a good sign.
I'm in Aussie-land - pretty early, here.

This'd suck - the fact the she makes light of it is a sign its not that bad.

certainly sounds like japan.

Eat another couple of packets of chips, just to be sure.

that'll finish you off

To the outside world, these kids are dead the moment they walk in the prison.

I picked dark because I've resolved to have more blams then saves. Or mabye I blammed more then I saved because I picked dark?

I was going to suggest that you fall on your sword to avoid the shame of suggesting that Nintendo should have rapists in thier games. Then I realised the shame would catch up anyway.

I've got an 8-Inch one down my leg - no idea where it came from, but woke and had to clean bloodied bed.
I've also got a couple on my knuckles - no idea, once again.

At 8/26/09 04:39 PM, Dapper wrote: Sony Playstation - PS1337
Sony Handheld - PSP Advance (lulz)

Microsoft Xbox - Pwn - Box
Microsoft Handheld(?) - MicroJeo

Nintendo - Nintendo Tsunami
Nintendo Handheld - Nintendo Splash

I like these ones.

I don't know what the hell is - hornet,w asp, but its a daily sighting here in Australia. Stings like all fuck.

Its only gay if you make eye contact. But that hard-on is probably going to be taken as a sign for "I'm available"
TANKMEN FTW

Theres a multitude of ads, but the computer seems to be able to recognise the most annyoing ad and place it on every goddamned page.

At 8/26/09 12:09 PM, HolyTomato wrote: I wouldnt really call youtube a community, its more like a collection of morons

I've never noticed a forum there, anyway. Just a densly populated freakshow of people going about thier moronic lives.

Its nice to know that the civilian population is forcing the shows to be axed, one soap at a time.

Question was plagueing my mind too. There was a way, but now theres not.

Just do the alchohol thing and try not to shove a great bloody chunk of rusted metal through your arm again.

You should notice the little 'close' icon at the bottom of the banner.

I learned that hand-mosturiser can easily double as lube.

unstable, quirky, funny

blow-me: Werd. not 'word', Werd.

I'm going to blam my last n00b on NG D=

Its all Depp, the way I see it. But this is the first time I've heard of Tim Burton directing an Alice in Wondrland movie 0.o

Its ironic and all, but didn't even force a chuckle out of me. Must be the goth music playing behind me.

Withdrawn into your protective shell once more.

I don't see the big problem here - looking a man can't do anything but give her an advantage over the competition. Breasts would only get in the way anyway.

At 8/25/09 05:30 PM, Ultor wrote: The way I see it is they are smart for designing such an ad because most internet guys are just that internet guys. They have no social life and with that no date so they rely on ''hot'' images they will be more inclined to click it.

Are you saying that you're not going to click a naked chick ad?

0.o bike-raping is unheard of around where I live. Suppose its one of the benefits of living in Aussie-land.