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Love being naked. Nothing more liberating then walkng around in nothing but a tie and socks. Well, not in public.

Frank, are you austistic or something? These syptoms seem pretty pathological to me.

Wrong. Bring Gatling Peas and a Torchwood.

That'll show the bastards

Whats worse, Tiny Raskal Gang, or Totally Retarded Goners?

God I love myself

Seriously though, you don't want to join a gang, let alone one built with a foundation over mentally retarded kids. That just doesn't feel right.

Anything with an x, number, or that is plan stoopid.

I've suckerpunched my own friends for doing that

Boner, Loner, Stoner, Goner, Stallone, Genocide (backwards), What combinations can you think of?

I don't tip my waiters.

OH GOSH MAN THE FUCKING CANNONS

not all caps

I'm all down with Monogamy. My babe is mine, and I wouldn't want anyone touching, let alone screwing, my compu- girlfriend *blush* without a break-up and knuckle snadwiche afterwards.

whats a snad wiche? *chuckles like a fucking girl*

Where was I? Oh yeah. If we have to share partners, then where will government-commercial established order go, with marriage taxes? Where will the fat cats get there money from weddings, if no-one gives a crap about the procedure?!? Why would the sacred of that white frilly dress be violated for our own amusements?!?!?!?

On the plus side, at least abortian clinics will make a living from dumbass teens who think that this means a good orgy with no protection.

At 8/31/09 08:08 AM, mrpwnzer wrote: oh and talk like JohnnyUtah

QFT - Seems that people find it hilarious.

I'll take that bet!
Wait, I'm Australian. We use the metric system...

what does that conver to?

Loads of people I know IM. My 60 wpm counts for something there.

At 8/31/09 03:06 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: That sounds like it would feel really good though. fucking slimy tentacles stroking your cock and a vagina at the end = win

Slimy? Cleaning up the resulting mess would be a bitch

mabbie comes with free hand-towels

I live in a country australian town. If you disturb the peace, they stab you in the face. with bullets

How do you do this? I want Angreh Faic on mah browsers!

it'll bring bring a smile to mah dial, ironically

At 8/31/09 06:42 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: i dont know whats worse,that people believed this, or that this thread isnt dead

No-one believes this. Its a great excuse to put down a 'Grab her cock' post.

That being said, Grab her cock

Thousands of fruit, and tens of thousands of vegetables are brutally slaughtered each day, and almost nobody seems to care!

You can't pwn n00bs with a 2 x 4 screen, but you can pwn them with a 2 x 4 plank of wood =D

I'd do the same thing everytime the dog craps inside, and stick his nose in it.

It might be someones idea of a sick joke. That being said, test those clothes for anthrax... and herpes.

At 8/30/09 01:32 AM, Rups50 wrote: My dick is to big for a fleshlight

*cough* I actually have that problem. Waste of $30.

least I didn't take it back to the store...

Love milk - goes well with everything. Lunch, tea, the blood of your enemies...

Oh great - now I'm going to be thinking of this thread. Thanks a lot, man, thanks a fucking lot.

Sheesh, looks nothing much like me but it'll have to do.

All said and done, I'm prolly going to have to bribe my way in.

$5 if someone trys that. Not paying in advance

C-Cup or smaller. I definitly do not want to have to lug around around sandbags all the goddamned time.

You mother said that exact same thang!
Seriously, you didn't depict people taking the mickey out of you for posting a thread like this?

no offense

Now all they need to do is repackage thier shampoo choices in Angry Faic shampoo bottles of love.

At 8/29/09 03:47 PM, boloneyman wrote: As soon as the sex toy industry found that out it was devastating for the species.

Looks like the Tenga will never get the chance to change the way people masturbate.

Through the whole of that advertisement they didn't say penis once . Like watching the world's most facepalming commentator. *oh shit, how do we tell them? wtf what are we going to do?*

Other then that, I'd be a Charmander thingy. Burn people with fucking fire .

I like Wheat-Biscuits. Like, two of those in a bowl with milk and no sugar. Healthiest fucking breakfast ever.

OMG They grow on trees =P

Tarboy, hands down.
Castle Reprecussions D1 had some good action, and the storyline is good itself (if you watch the whole series) - however, it followed the whole ritual of making a vid, then realising you can squeeze something out of it and making a series out of it. Like Paladin, and such. Tarboy was planned straightout, leaving a good end-off as well as sufficient filler material. As an added bonus, you can watch it in front of the family without them wondering what the heck is it that you do during the day.