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It seems that you are whole-heartedly leaning towards getting back into that situation then beating the crap of of them (or 'giving them a good spanking', or whatever). So I'd say...
Get back into that situation, then beat the crap out of them.

At 9/6/09 09:28 AM, andhination wrote: It's a new day, so how about a new topic for the one liners?
Things you wouldn't hear in a Romantic Comedy movie.

'Katies first blind date for the evening was Jaws... with a strap-on'

Rule 34 anyone?

At 9/6/09 09:22 AM, RollLip wrote:

At 9/6/09 08:12 AM, thelittleemo wrote: Damn russians beat us to it!

Norwegians, not russians

Its all near that Eurasion cluster of continents.
You know what would be the greatest thing on Earth? Getting the OP to build an intricate model set, then walking through it, smashing it to dust with smelly wellingtons. Priceless.

I'd move your computer with porn on it, and $150 in cash, down right next to his bed, and jizz on his bed, the floor, and the kitchen table - then blame the mess on him and threaten to sue for thievary and soilation of personal propetry.

I get serious vertigo. Like, serious vertigo. I get sick looking a picture of a guy whos looking at a picture of a guy standing at the edge of a cliff/building/titty mountain etc. I get the shivers just typing about vertigo. I get fucking vertigo from looking into the sky at night. Damn, if a building uprooted itself and walked next to me, I'd get vertigo just from fearing that my gravitational polarity will reverse and I'll fall upwards . I get vertigo from from being next to a guy with a big ego. Shit, I get vertigo looking at my cock at night. Theres serious vertigo, right there.

If a building uprooted itself, I'm pretty sure everyone else would be shitting themselves too

I can think of soooo many ways that middle tap can be used to piss people off.

I was going to answer the questions, but my answers were pathetic. No wonder I'm emo.
Needless to say, it did make my day a little brighter.

My concept of evil is women on thier periods and manipulative brats. And/or both.

I do about 100 - 150 sit-ups each day, a 30 minute jog, and about 10 - 20 pathetic attempts at a push-up. Not bodybuilding, but for 45 minutes a day it sures beats lugging around fat.

You know whats funny? Sitting next to the person you're having phone sex with. Kills the mood, but funny as hell.

and you know when they're lying

I'd say it keeps things lively around here - a spam-wave here and there keeps Newgrounds fun.

So this is where emos go when they eat bad shellfish.

I can get 350+ kb (bytes, not bits) on a good day, but mostly it sits around 75 - 100 kb.

Karate = Fail. Don't you know tazers are on sale at Wall-Mart?

Had to lol at this one =D

I doubt Flash artists could care less about how well thought out a review is. Its the retarded ones that get a reply, becoz they're funni.

I use hotmail - its easy, pretty, and to-the-point. Plus I'm not sucking Google's corporate e-dick any more then I have to (Microsoft's is unliekly to get any bigger).

You were probably an ass or something in the last year.

wait, WHAT

At 9/3/09 03:58 AM, willobeen wrote: My sister had sex with my uncle several times.

It was consensual, but still, very, very wrong.

I don't think a fourteen year old girl can create a well thought out decision on that sort of thing.

For the love of God something is wrong in this world!
Uncle 'Pedo Joe', please die. ASAP.

I hate the fact that a total stranger did it, but parents should grow some fucking balls (metaphorically) and give thier children a cuff around the ears whenever they throw a tantrum. No need to smack them repeatidly, just a cuff around the ears should do the trick, shutting them up. What was it? 'You don't always get your own way'

At 9/3/09 03:49 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Why do people call others douchebags? You sure are good at cleaning out a vagina.

Err... its more comparing the dumbass's brain to the blood-floods. Much more revelant, and makes sense.

A good percentage (all the 'public' cases) turn out to be quite real - dry humping followed by a back attack. The guy gets to die in those.
That being said, most are common attention whores who I won't fell bad about when they do get raped. Like they boy who cried wolf, just with buttsex.

I thought most people wanted to die quietly, in suicide. I suppose she wanted to go out wiht a bang.

failed at failing at life. fail

I'll take my videogames over a 'red sport' anyday, not to be a buzzkill.

I just buy the boxsets or stream my fav shows. But at least my dvd player gets a workout often.

Found $120 on the footpath the other day. Its that kind of shit that makes your day, not an out-dated porn disc.

At 8/31/09 06:51 PM, ReligiousZoo wrote:

At 8/31/09 06:48 PM, Lintire wrote: Wrong. Bring Gatling Peas and a Torchwood.

That'll show the bastards

What if they the ladderzombie puts a ladder over your torchwood then the pole vaulting zombie jumps over it! Where is you're TALLNUT NOW?

They don't get close enough! 4 barrages of fire kill any medium creature in whun wave!

and these nomadic brain-eaters are low

I would desparetly try to import some pennies to Australia. Then I'd get buying.

I was wrath incarnate before I picked up on vidjogames.

I'm serious drunk, which is funny becuase I'm always cracking jokes otherwise. Like a reserve sober or something.