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I'm not much of a geek - working on it, though =D
Next on list: Angry Faic stickers.

At 8/25/09 01:41 AM, Jon4life wrote: I have never even set foot in Florida, California, or any Disney theme parks. People must envy me.

Think thats bad? I haven't even set foot in America
The theme parks sound grossly overrated. I'll get my kicks from the internet instead.

And Aussie-land's own theme parks

XD I am so gonna try that one at school tomorrow. The lulz will be worth the stares.

I'm very Christian. Good luck breaking mah faith-zorz.
Though America trying to protect its status as 'a decent, god-fearing' country by making it difficult for athiest politicians to get into parliment is about the most retarded thing I've heard all day.

At 9/8/09 05:42 PM, therealanimator wrote:

At 9/8/09 05:40 PM, Darmealea wrote: I've actually been asked how to masturbate by a girl before. It was interesting.

go on..

If asked in a public place, I'm going to guess that it would be more awkward then anything else. Still, curiosity has helped guys get laid for... about a century.

At 9/8/09 06:45 PM, Pounce wrote: Now, let's see, female puberty and PMS..
Headaches, nausea, delusions, paranoia, irritability, mood swings to the moon, body aches, cramps, drowsiness, insecurity, and if someone so much as touches your chest you'll be screaming in pain for hours.

That's just the start of the list too.

I don't think that's typical.

I know alot of girls, and I can cross off every single item off that list for all of them. Puberty sucks for girls, and anyone around girls.

At 9/8/09 06:38 PM, ohbombuh wrote: And don't even get me started on how much harder it is for those male homosexuals to find people who tolerate their existence.

People always think they're disease carrying scumbags, or whatever. Pisses me off when people get shunned out of ignorance.

And periods suck - like, period. Head-biting tends ensue whenever some bitch-prepped bitch waltzes into the room.

I can relate to what the OP is saying - stupidity is both the epicenter and archnemisis of mankind. I myself couldn't really care less about a person's IQ or test results, or whatever. For me, intelligence are those traits that have breed leader after leader - the ability to 'see the big picture' and put things in perspective, empathy (that is, understanding what another person is doing or going through, regardless of whether or not they have experienced that situation themself), and the ability to think beyond you and those you love as humans (ie. the whole world is going to die, all 6 billion, unless you g ahead and slaughter a member of your family. Yep, that much). Although all of these can easily be placed into the first one (putting things in perspective) I just like to define them that little bit more.

For me, those are the intelligence fields we should really be testing people on. But just because someone fails and turns out to be a real douche at life, doesn't mean I'm going to hate them (aside from the empathy thing) - no matter how intelligent you are, I still tend to get pissed if you lack the ability to hold a conversation. So yeah, I have some stupid friends and some intelligent friends, and they're all fun to talk to. Social skills may not be intelligence, but its sure as hell desired.

I'd stick it somewhere near an orphanage. Good for laughs.

Nope - welding is graded as significantly safer (lulz) then other trades, so gathering the equipment is a synch.

99% of flash that is passed through judgement dissapears into the sands of the portal - and since the portal has a heck of a lot of sand, this constitutes as a sort of cruel irony. I myself started out swearing the allegiance to the blam and rigoursly testing videos for worthiness, but I decided 'fuck it' because I wanted my B/P up. It got frustrating.

I thik the love would be halved between the two of you (the is, young you and old you) so you'd be better off here - or in teh future.

I've chosen Pure Mathematics, Mathematics Extension and Physics as subjects. And I'm an artist.
This causes my friends no end of amusement.

I'd half my IQ for the ability to get up with a smile instead of a grimace

Happiness, then

I loved the part where he coughed up a sword... like, from his throat - threw it, then coughed up another one

it made me swoon. Milk, please.

Some-one has to guard the source of Newground's power, the legendary thing called Flash Portal

I'll volunteer, but I want a ban hammer and diplomatic immunity

Offer him some of your own coke to appease the beast, luring it away from your true stash. But Jizz on his pillow anyway to make up for the lost coke.

Its funny to wear those kind of shirts and see if anyone shows any recognition...
In a quiet, amused sort of way.
Mind you, I only get to test my shirts every now and again - in aus, we all go to the same school.

At 9/7/09 10:06 AM, physicsman09 wrote: That being said, the only real differences between the nations are the accents.

Even the flags have the same colours.

I'd go for the love handles - Chewy, Blubbery, and great to throw at passer-bys.

At 9/7/09 10:17 AM, 142201 wrote: This is now the official NG gay orgy thread.

Wheres that 'The Ultimate Orgy' vid?
Seriously, this is the perfect place for it. Ta.

Of course I will have sex wit you - 3 rules though

1) I get to bring my own condoms
2) If the tentacles come, you volunteer
3) No fursuits

I'm an Emo, but only for teh style - trust me, chicks fucking dig the self-obsessed whiner style. Getting laid every second weekend makes up for every downfall there ever was.

If you're convinced its not a dirt or grease buildup, then I'll say grit buildup. Grit will find its way into anywhere

Ads in genreal are retarded. I'd send a complaint, but that'll only encourage them.

I think 98% percent of 'us' are assholes.
Mind you, I think that 98% of people are assholes.

I live in one of the least apprendable targets there are (Rural Australia) but I'd porabably be conscripted anyway, just to be safe.

All my experiences with dividing by 0 involve innocent bystanders dying horribly and japanese schoolgirls getting tentacle raped.
bottom line : don't fucking do it

It looks like you've been backed into a corner with only your anti-whastis and not as company.
I agree with the others - ditch em, get ta school, then let the administration deal with the repercussions of letting in a looney without any anti-depressents.

"Alpha Male with White Beef, 37, Beats Milkman with Policeman's Severed Head and pisses over remains for kicks'
I'm sorry, I had to exagerrate your puss-ass story for teh newspapahs.