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I'd sever the cord which attaches your nunchucks, then rear end you with the pieces. And by rear-end, I mean rape. You know how the business works, man.

Well, in my mind's eye, I'd say that the Mods would be the Heroes, quite a few of them, and every other person who has ever contributed to NG - whether it be via art, chatting, or plain depositing, would be the legion of soldiers who storm the fuck out of the rivals (Kongregate... Armo- no wait, really just Kongregate).

It wouldn't be so much the Justice League, seeing how that would mean Justice, but rather the "I'm too fucking bored to do anything other then beat the shit out of other people" Legion.

I thought I might just chuck this here. For you know, kicks. I thought it was funny, if created for another forum...

"About to drop" - what kind of excuse is that? Honestly, when you're lucky enough to actually find a running buddy, you don't just piss off like that.

You make sure you run his fat ass off. Although even if he magically became fit overnight, he'd still hate you, for a while.

For 17 thousand pounds I'd hope for a dead mouse in my bread, and I'd probably take a bite to see if I got extra money. I mean... that's a lot. For one stray mouse.

Om nom nom.

It's not out fault we have nothing to fight with but half-arsed cock jokes, you know D: It wasn't so much a field-goal as a genocide. That's not a victory.

Still satisfying, I suppose.

I'll throw my razor at you from a respectable distance then GTFO when you even get near me, hopefully avoiding any of those nasty symptoms that usually signify death.

Can't I just stay in the corner and masturbate like always?

I don't even get that. I'll just whip out my dick anyway.

pic related

When I want to keep in contact with friends, I sue MSN Messenger. It's instant-messaging, which instantly makes it much more personal then anything Facebook could ever hope to do. So if that counts as social networking, then I'm a total slut plz snipe me - otherwise, I think it and other instant messengers are great tools, and negate the need for Farmville altogether.

I have a Facebook account. I use it to troll people and get promotional free stuff. Mostly the latter.

I don't actually change that much when drunk, apart from a little bit of giddiness being insanely drunk doesn't much of a change for me.

But I've encountered lots of different types of drunks - angry drunks, slutty drunks, factual drunks, fascist drunks. Lots of alcohol have passed lips in my presence. It's... interesting.

That wouldn't happen to be a Red Baron, now would it? I'm distinctly reminded of him, anyway.

Brilliant art, in this thread, man, and some apt examples of digital painting. I can really appreciate your flexible style, and it's really easy to see how much you've improved throughout this thread, and that's something interesting to witness.

Both sound really good, but I'm leaning towards Chromelodeon as my favoured band - it has a heavier beat, something I don't tend to see in videogame-esque bands. Plus I just like heavier-beat bands. That's... that's something that I like.

However, if I saw either band's CD in Sanity or anywhere else, I'd definitely buy it over any of the others - unfortunately, videogame-eque bands aren't exactly a real craze around here.

Citricsquid. You birthday is nigh, and your death nigh too, so I wish you an extremely happy birthday and a chance to bring illwill to all, instead of the convenience you seem hell-bent on doing.

Getting an internet nickname is always a good sign that you aren't really destined for the path of internet obscurity and blamination, but I wouldn't really getting up in arms about it - while a certain amount of fondness is usually attached about to it, the majority of it is name-dropping to ensure that they read the post.

Still, welcome to get the nickname, I suppose, and it sounds much better then "Sax". :3

Nice pics - and I wouldn't worry too much about proportions to the point of discontinuing a pic, proportional screwups are usually pretty easy to play off, as long as the picture itself looks good. I'd concentrate more on darkening your lines - that is, going back and going over them with the brush tool, again. Adds that extra touch of goodness.

Nice art so far, though, and it isn't looking too bad.

My school is actually starting to really calm down - and it coincides directly with the vending machines being booted and uniform policies being reinforced. I don't believe that any crazy shit has happened this year, aside from a few minor hospitalization incidents, but violence is never as funny as rape. Not a single pregnancy here.

I actually got the reference, but how does one fist-pound the air on the internet? I mean, you coudl use those asterisks, but... I'm waiting, klik.

Also, I had already clicked on a few of those links. I do believe that this makes me cooler then i would be otherwise.

I'd take both, and endure the pain as long as I could. I'm a bit of a masochist, so that could be pretty long. It'd be a fun experience, though, do we get any prizes?

At 9/27/10 06:23 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I wonder if this new character will have to confront aspects of his Islamic faith in the same way that those characters do or if being Muslim is just tacked on with no real purpose in the story (my guess is the uninteresting latter).

I'm hoping that the character himself has depth as well, myself, because tacking on interesting bits does come off as gimmicky in the best of situations. While he doesn't seem too shallow, it's not the sort of character I'm really going to bother keeping an eye on - it does seem to be in the area of other rag-tag ideas.

But it isn't often that you see hero's faiths as a primary focus of their lives, so I won't be dismissing this one on it's baby steps.

I'm no buff

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I got sooo many things wrong there

Don't worry, Vamps, if you want to bring a topic back onto it's original course just draw a few brains again. Don't go expecting other people to care about where it goes :P

At 9/27/10 12:11 PM, threadwood wrote: shading practice...how about you set up a still-life with various lighting situations and draw that. with a pencil, and paper.

I'm actually jsut trying to get the technique of digital shading/painting downpat - the brushstrokes themselves. Although that sounds like a good idea, the replicate the effects of lighting on clothing and whatnot - I'll actually give it a shot, so thanks for the tip. I had all but forgotten about practicing lighting itself :3

At 9/27/10 01:30 PM, AJtheRipper wrote: I love your thread man your work is great. I wish I could draw that well ;)

Thanks man! I'll be sure to keep improving, and here's to you improving too (and you must, if you think my crap is good).

What the...? OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I CREATED?!?

I'd probably enjoy gaining back the average amount of karma I lose in a day if it weren't for the fact that I've never actually seen a homeless person. Like, ever. Ever.

Otherwise, yeah, i suspect they'd be cool people when they aren't angsty at the world.

If I was the product of awesome sex, then I'd be glad that my existence has brought a shred of light to something, somewhere, and that I finally have a reason for why I am so awesome.

As for my reaction, it'd be something along the lines of "Whatever."

Modern, Western Civilization - mostly because of it's inability to accept other cultures as functional, viable forms of civilization. But yeah, I'm not complaining too much, because I'd still rather be a capitalist then a communist.

Gary Gygax - he was never around for that 50 billionth revision of D&D, and the world is much, much poorer for it.

was that sarcasm?

You pull out that dick in front of a girl she is going to freak when she finds out that it's clogged with yellow. Wash, wash it regularly, wash it twice if you're unsure. It's worth the effort, and beats cutting it off because you can't be bothered.

dick argument on NG? Who would have thought?

At 9/26/10 10:56 PM, Struggle wrote: Do you think guys should have long hair or short hair? I'm wondering because I feel like I've grown out of having long hair, and it's time to man up. Here's how long it is now, what do you think? How long is yours?

Eh. Mines about as long as yours, maybe a bit longer, and although it does get inconvenient at times then I just jot it up in a ponytail - not a particularly long one, either. I never liked having short hair, and I don't regret having long hair. It's better-looking, and worth the maintenance.

At 9/26/10 08:38 PM, ABCAardvark wrote: I only see like 1 drawing a day here. Aw come on guys lets make some hasty crap drawings!

I'm pretty sure that that goes against everything that I believe in. Drew you anyway. You're despicable.

Well, if her motivation is to inspire emotion of any kind, then call it art, by the same logic could I eat children in public and call it art? I'm pretty sure that these "artists" are just grabbing a shock factor, trying to gain acceptance and whatnot in the art community.

It's a pretty piss-poor example of art, but I'm going to go ahead and call it art anyway. They're trying to get through to the audience, if only in a half-baked manner. Not the sort of thing I'd recommend, though.