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Response to: Double Fine works on Sesame Street Posted February 16th, 2011 in Video Games

All games have the potential to be good, provided they're not rushed sellouts. this developer may have a history of working with very fine games but I'm not entirely sure that they just weren't paid a sizable lump of money to go and do this.

I'll stay skeptical.

Response to: I cant stand children. Posted February 16th, 2011 in General

Children are creepy as fuck. Just going to put that out there. Can't stand them, either. But I prefer a "don't be seen or heard" approach.

Response to: Official Duke Nukem Forever Thread Posted February 16th, 2011 in Video Games

Oh God. Want so fucking much. Do need. Do want.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I shall put my efforts into acquiring this will all due haste. Like, now.

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted February 16th, 2011 in Art

At 2/15/11 07:45 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:
At 2/15/11 06:42 PM, J-qb wrote: I totally get what you mean! the might confuse the americans and the english by saying only half of them are cupcakes and the other half are muffins, but we continentalists know thats the same thing!
I'd argue that they are different. Cupcakes are more light and fluffy, whereas muffins are thicker and heavier.

I honestly thought the main difference was that cupcakes are primarily made out of a "spongecake" filling with icing on top, whereas muffins were more bread and filling based. Same results, I guess.

May as well call a donut a scone.

Response to: Conkers Bad Fur Day. Posted February 15th, 2011 in Video Games

Conker's Bad Fur Day is easily one of my most favourite games of all time - and if it weren't censored so horribly (ironic because you could unlock obscenities on multiplayer) the Xbox remake would have been up there, too.

Response to: Uneven Tits Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

I'dtreat her to a night of deeply sensous and graftifying sex. Tits are tits are tits are tits, no time to get picky.

Response to: What do you hate about Valentines? Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

Nothing. Great day to spend away tucked away with the love of your world, or to simply ignore it. It's not hard to ignore - not here, at least.

Response to: My grandfather just died Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

Well, sucks to be you, I guess. I don't know. Really, while all your experiences with your grandfather and suchlike seem like quite a good thing to mourn over... My condolences.

Response to: Bieber Fans Attack! Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

Should have some sort of "Fanatically rape Fans of any kind" party. That would teach them a trick or two.

Response to: Fucking Ponies. Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

You kidding me? Ponies are fucking AWESOME.
; Although if you're going to blame anyone, point the finger at Super Robot Unicorn Attack

Response to: Have you named your penis? Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

"My dick" seems to work out most of the time. At least, it's never occurred to me to be dissatisfied with it before. It's not like it's a separate entity.

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted February 15th, 2011 in Art

At 2/15/11 12:06 AM, Spaghetti14 wrote: Well it seems that with such a talented cast, an Art Forum Reg team of colossal proportions could be in order...

I'm fairly sure that would dissolve into well-intentioned chaos and disorder and such-like.

Response to: Gamestop asshole manager. Posted February 15th, 2011 in Video Games

Should have it mailed, next time. Saves having to wait, and I always seem to get it a tad early.

Response to: Guides vs FAQs Posted February 15th, 2011 in Video Games

I've never cashed out for a guide, and I never expect to - for me, it simply feels too much like cheating, like being too lazy to figure out the game's secrets on your own. A FAQ every now and again comes in handy for your vastly obscure puzzles, but otherwise I would let it be.

Response to: Official Dead Space 2 Thread Posted February 15th, 2011 in Video Games

At 2/10/11 11:03 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: There's no special sequence, i'm not even sure if the devs intended for it to be possible. It doesn't drop anything, either. Just hits the fan and disappears.

Definitely a glitch, but one of the most satisfying ones I've ever come across. Certainly, after that little undead bitch chasing you around incessantly for the entire chapter, it felt nice to let it rip and get rid of the bastard once and for all.

On my fifth playthrough now. Slightly losing it's luster, but only because I haven't managed to get a single "extra" suit since the Riot suit - there's no incentive.

Response to: wanna makeout? Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

I don't know where your lips, or to be completely honest any part of you has been, so it would be downright unsanitary.

Patience Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

As anyone knows right now, patience is a limited quantity, and people treat it differently, so what I want to know is, what do you have patience for?

I myself, have patience for some of the most absurd things but get frustrated and bored at others. Watching movies and flashes are something that I barely ever, ever do anymore, because I seriously get bored and fed up by the move/flash halfway between it and the end, but I can happily sit in a corner or do a piece of art for hours on end and not get bored.

That's just an example. How do you get bored? Do you know why? I'm wondering how this works, and how some people have seemingly infinite fucking patience for things I can never stand - incompetence (my own included), long speeches and the like.

Patience

Response to: weirdest dream you ever had? Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

That's a Grammar Nazi's nightmare, that is.

My dreams get weird, but I don't remember them so it's allright.

Response to: Have art, will travel. Posted February 14th, 2011 in Art

Love the style - very comical, very "bouncy", or flexible, and very, well, fun. Great work, and I would like to see some more "finished" (coloured and whatnot) art in this thread - it really is a good job so far.

Response to: Furries Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

Yeah, I never did get why people let their fetishes define them. It was always creepy. But as for the fetish itself, couldn't give less of a shit.

Response to: Shaved vs Unshaved vs Trimmed Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

Baby, I love it trimmed. Running your fingers through the silken hairs of a girl's love region never gets old. Plus, I have an idea that it increases sensuality... somehow.

Response to: Teaching Rappers to Speak! Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

Colloquial language has never been attached to the language that is being brutalized.

Deal with it.

Response to: if you were at this party... Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

Considering the incredible sober, clean, organized atmosphere and the lack of apparent things to actually do or anything, my enjoyment would entirely be based on the people attending, but at the most it would be a 6, and that would be if I managed to pick up a chick.

Waaaay too sober.
Response to: What would you do if... Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

I'd simply continue as I am - as much as taking advantage of my new "talent" might be fun, I'd rather live life as I am now, for now.

Response to: Official Fable 3 Thread. Posted February 14th, 2011 in Video Games

Looks to be disappointing. I've always found the Fable games to miss their marks - games that could do so much, that could pioneer the RPG world, but leave me feeling that the games are fairly bland.

Response to: Can women be hardcore? Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

I'd say that yes, they definitely can, although it's the exception to the rule that men tend to be the crazy ones.

Response to: Rhunyc's arts? Posted February 14th, 2011 in Art

Rhyunc, u so crazie.

Response to: Afro Samurai Posted February 14th, 2011 in Video Games

Afro Samurai remains in my opinion to be the best anime ever. Not much to the story to begin with, and that's not exactly explained in the game, but it's decent - which is much, much better then most of your alternatives these days.

Has charm to it, that's for sure.

Response to: Valentines Day, Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

I've got no girlfriend, and I've made it a point of fact to never really have any "close" friends, but hell, it isn't all bad. I've got friends, IRL and online, and I know for a fact that I could get myself a girlfriend anytime I wanted, so it's all good.

Sometimes, it's just nice to take a break from socializing.

Response to: Call of Duty Black Ops...is shit Posted February 14th, 2011 in Video Games

Actually, I like Black Ops. It was fun. And I like to hate on the game and call it a sold-out withering franchise that teaches kids how win without the skill as much as the next guy, but I genuinely liked this game - Treyarch has produced a viable experience, the likes of which MW2 didn't come close to achieving.

However, still really doesn't deserve to be mainstream with games like Killzone 3 and Battlefield: Bad Company 2 out as alternatives, but calling the game shit based on your opinion is really just another case of arguing with your dick.