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At 12/2/10 09:56 PM, misterchees0 wrote: It equals %u221E or 0.

When you think about it, if you've got 10 apples and there's two people, you give five to each.

But if you have zero people, then that's just 10 apples, and you can't quantify an apple just sitting there.

So I win. Problem, Norris?

No, you don't win. Using your logic, the answer in a division problem is how many apples each person gets. So how many apples of the 10 apples does each person get if there are no peo---

You have herpes.

Simply put, it doesn't matter at this point.

Many potential cures for cancer have been found before, but pharmaceutical companies never invest in it because they make a shitload of money off meds and treatment for cancer victims.

Artscow is also giving away free Memopads if anyone is interested. However, this time they added an extra requirement: Your facebook account must be older than 90 days. Remove the referral tag at the end if you lack a soul, it's fine with me.

I will post a picture of my mousepad that arrived a while ago tomorrow if I can. It sure came out fantastic.

Anybody in North America receive one yet? Mine is on the way.

It's only $2.00 if you don't have 50 friends or more. Well worth a custom high quality mousepad.

At 7/24/10 05:52 AM, xenonmonkey wrote: been waiting 8 days now.

Where the fuck is it.

It's among the 8,000 being printed each day. It should take two weeks or so.

Bumping.

I won a free custom handbag. Since it's an unmanly product, what should I do with it? Perhaps I should put tons of cheeseburger images on it and mail it to Gabe Newell?

Also, the giveaway is still going on, don't miss out. Send one to your neighbor's house "by accident"!

At 7/16/10 06:42 AM, Kevin wrote: Haters.

I added my name cause I wanted to make it personal.

Mom and Dad are not gonna be happy.

I'm sure your mommy and daddy will love to see that staring them in the face when it arrives in the mail.

Bumping so nobody misses out on this. It's 8,000 per day up until the 31st of July.

Note: You can use a proxy to get multiple mousepads per household.

http://proxy-list.org/en/index.php

At 7/14/10 04:40 PM, xports wrote: I swear to God OP, I will murder you if I get spam from these guys.

It's a legit business that's simply using a very good marketing strategy to get their word out.

Also, I believe they're going to be handing out 8000 mousepads a day to unique facebook accounts, so don't worry on missing out. This all ends on 2010-7-31.

It says "Top 25 refer gurus will be rewarded a 100% free shoulder bag "

As you can see here, there isn't much competition of users actually trying to refer.

At 7/14/10 12:54 AM, GiantDouche wrote: i am gonna get a dick on my mousepad because cockjoke lol

I do indeed admire your cocky antiques.

Proof of purchase.

The image I used.

A friend just told me about this site called Artscow, and they are giving away around 8000 custom mouse pads for free (shipping is free too!) to anyone who has a facebook account with 50+ friends.

All you need to do is to go here and click "Connect with Facebook", then you have to hit "Like" on their Facebook page and refresh the page, after that you'll receive your promotional code that you use after you create your custom pad to get it and shipment for free.

The best thing is that it's free for anyone in the world and not just US/UK/whatever only.

All we need now is a user to order one with the NG logo. It'll fit perfectly.

omg a girl said hi to me dis is just liek mai japaneese aniemes!

OP sure is desperate.

In all seriousness, NOBODY would see some advertisement to join the military and decide to join it. You don't just see some useless advertisement and then you arrive at the conclusion that you're going to completely drop everything in your life and join the military.

No matter how many spam letters or advertisements they bombard us with, it won't result in them getting anything more done.

At 5/31/10 05:49 PM, Bluenile wrote: Did you know Adolf Hitler only had one testicle?

Did you know the OP is an idiot who believes in grocery store soccer mom rumors?

cool story bro

zing.

Some post type thingy here.

All hail.

What arrogant and ignorant protestors!

At 5/1/10 05:42 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: Ahh I fucking love emotionless bastards who managed to make me laugh in this thread....

I guess you could say...
**glasses**
A cat died and it's not a big deal.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHH!

Also, one of the comments was "greath life lesson." I lol'd. It doesn't teach you a lesson.

Chances are, if you dick around with it in any way, not only are you gonna get IP banned from newgrounds, but legal action may be taken if you did something severe.

Also, I believe that moderators and admins have some kind of extra layer of security now-a-days besides passwords.

Poozy once said that moderators get a USB stick required to access moderator powers. Could just be a joke, though.

I linked him to this thread because that's how I roll.

At 4/6/10 05:10 PM, Chdonga wrote: Why does everybody and they momma try to imitate David After Dentist?

This. It was obviously staged so they could get views and feel popular.

It's not a funny video, it's just lame and tries too hard to be funny.

Look, newfags, I know you wanna create the "Next Big Meme" and make a super-popular funny thread, but it's not gonna happen if you do some unoriginal shit like this. All you're gonna do is kill the joke/meme. Stop trying too hard to be funny.

Best thread of 2010.

At 3/3/10 06:16 PM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: Even if you're telling the truth, you're not that much less of a fag than your brother was.

I believe they are both at the same level of faggotry.

Ten. Choosing it doesn't make you "Greedy" or anything. The source of the money is not defined in the OP, thus the source is null. It's not like you'd be stealing the money from a 5 year old.