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Newgrounds snatches all it's users young while they're in their hentai porn phase so don't feel bad. I can't give you shit because seeing as I'm 18 now and goin by the fact that I watched porn here a year before I joined, I was also your age here at one point.

You should wait until she falls asleep.

That's no cupachabra, my granny has a dog just like that.

It's just nature... the circle of life. It's been happending since long before man. I could say the same about plants, I mean they have 70% of their DNA identical to our own, so really you can't survive without eating other living things.

They are for me atleast... i use to check in multiple times a day but now it's turned into like maybe every few weeks. I guess I've just grown to the point to where I can't relate to most of the teenage bs discussed here.

If true OP definitely has a pair of balls... I don't usually max out but last night I did 450x5 on the smith machine bench press, including the 40 pound bar. I'd love to see a video of you benching that much and I'll give you major kudos

I'd probably say somethin along the lines of "Hey man I'm a fan of your site, can I get some free T-shirts or coffee mugs or somethin?"

Would duct taping them all together really be necessary? The results wouldn't change very much...

But it would only take like a couple dozen strategically placed nukes to wipe out the entire human race so if they were all set off pretty much any animal living on the planet would go extinct.

I feel ya brah

Fat people tend to have some minor heart attacks every now and then, you'll get use to it... well until one finally kills your fatass

You'll be well protected up north

At 4/13/10 02:19 AM, nohomo wrote:

At 4/13/10 02:19 AM, Leo625 wrote:

At 4/13/10 02:15 AM, nohomo wrote: Congrats, you've gotten high for your first time.

It's not so much the weed as the euphoria of bustin the best nut ever with my girl tonight

ok, congrats your not a virgin anymore?

I lost that 3 years ago and I didn't even fuck her tonight she just sucked me off, i make sure she swallows because its good protein for when we hit the gym.

Also please don't mix up your and you're it makes you look like a douche.

At 4/13/10 02:17 AM, MiracleFruitClock wrote: fuck the world bring on 2012

I experienced that shit in a lucid dream, there were zombies also but it all seemed so real I could even smell blood and stuff. but it's not as fun as you'd think. it's a constant state of paranoia and distress , and struggling day to day to fight other looters for resources

had that dream 4 years ago but still remember every bit of it for some reason, it didn't rlly hold any significance to me so why can I remember every detail of it while every other dream I have usually fades away by days end.

At 4/13/10 02:15 AM, nohomo wrote: Congrats, you've gotten high for your first time.

It's not so much the weed as the euphoria of bustin the best nut ever with my girl tonight

At 4/13/10 01:00 AM, kikomannnn wrote: That's good for you. But how long will you be content for?

I was like you. Nervous and shy, then I tried zoloft, felt better and went off it. And my life was good.

For a time.

And then unexplainable bad luck just took a shit all over my face. A real nasty chain of events.

And now I'm unhappy, and lonely and craving more in life. I thought life was perfect, then within a year everything went to shit.

So you better prepare for the worst, stay on your fucking toes because this is only temporary.

fuck

Thx brah this was the first meaningful post in here, i feel you though. We're all destined for life to plunge down hill when least expected such as the inevitable loss of loved ones, sicknesses, and death and all but there's no stopping it so all there is to do is embrace it. Just be thankful for every moment you still got here and try and use as much of it as possible to better yourself and your experience here. Then you'll get whatever you aim for, if you're sad and depressed you'll never get what fulfills your life.

Gratz bro, have you come out to your parents yet?

At 4/13/10 12:18 AM, Yamor wrote: Woah, this guy gets stoned And yet has made honor roll all throughout high school and is succeeding more than I ever will in life What a badass.

Fixed.

I've always kinda had this desire for some disaster, maybe 2012 maybe not lots of theories of things that could possibly happen. But somethin that would completely **** up the system we go by right now and force us to start anew because I didn't like the way things were in the world or my life.

But I just realized for the first time I'm content and want things to stay the way they are.... everything is going right for me all the sudden, I'm going with the girl I had a crush on for years but never had the balls to talk to, got the really nice scholarship I needed to stay home with my girl, family, and friends.... I use to be a nobody and that kid sittting in the corner that doesn't talk to anyone.. but now I'm known and well respected by about everyone in the underground/party scene in my area and known as the guy not to **** with

and it all started about 6 months ago when I started taking prozac and (also when I started working out, coincidence or not I don't know) a drug I've detested all my life but it really helped me with my anxiety and that gave me confidence and that gave me motivation and that gave me everything ive wanted.... it's not something ur suppose to take forever though just to get you out of ur shell and help you get on ur feet.. been off it for about 3 weeks now and I feel better than I ever have

I know that was kinda long but I'm sorry I'm stoned right now... life feels good brahs, embrace it. i hope you all stay positive and go for ur goals because they're closer to ur grasp than u think, u just gotta go for it

DARTH VaDER!

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At 4/4/10 03:28 PM, Sekhem wrote: they always fucking over-salt them too

I usually ask for no salt so they're forced to make me a fresh batch but I didn't have time today

It was pretty good, fries were a tad cold though

You got Kevin Bacon in your eyes... pure Kevin Bacon

I thinks it was too far. i mean I almost shit my pants i thought she was dead

Today when I was outside working my lil sis came out screaming "mommies not breathing and she wont talk, i dont know what to do"! so I starting running up and when I get past her she yells april fools!
I had forgot all about it being april fools day today so it got me hard...

If it ACTUALLY happened I'd just lock all the doors, secure the windows, and my dad would get his .22 rifle. Then I'd probably go up through the attic on to the top of my house and watch guard with it for any coming in our yard. Then I'd have a vantage point and zombies can't get me cause they can't climb.... right?
Then at night me and my crew would do recon missions to salvage goods AKA looting if you're black, and also look for some fine girls in peril that are in need of help, then take them under my wing and offer my protection and security for daily sexings. Sex before a recon mission to get me motivated will be required, and also giving my crew handjobs and maybe blowjobs but NO going all the way with them and being a whore! There's no doctor to go to in the post apocalyptic world to get shampoo for crabs or cream for scabies so we don't need to be double dippin.

I've been living in GA for 3 days now and just hit the gym yesterday for the first time with my cuz, by no means is it my first time working out though just the first time doin major weightlifting. I benched 160 lbs. for 10 reps and 180 lbs for 6 reps, did some 230 pound deadlifts, and squatted 200 pounds for 6 reps.

What's some of your guys stats for the big 3 and how long did it take you to get there

At 3/7/10 05:39 PM, WhiteDJ wrote: You needed your nephew to get girls?

That's just downright pathetic.

Not at all, but it definitely helps...

Today my bro and his wife were visiting her family out of state so they left their son, aka my nephew, here for me to babysit for most of today until my dad gets off work... Well i got bored as hell so I got his stroller and took him to the mall to try and use him to pick up some bitches.... end result was a GREAT success. Girls kept comin up left and right asking about him and I ended up with 4 numbers. However I really felt one in particular who was this 10/10 fine as hell redhead, she gave me her myspace and number.
Now I'm sittin at home bored again wondering if I should go ahead and call her.
here's me and my nephew and a couple pics from the redhead girls myspace

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:got 4 numbers, interested mainly in the redhead i met
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At 2/27/10 03:35 PM, WhoIsPaul wrote: What all do push ups do? What muscles do they work out.

The primary muscles worked are chest, triceps, and deltoids. Pushups are really a great exercise for building upper body. I usually do them with a weighted vest on.

Also for the person that asked, it's Brazilian Jujitsu I train in. At the place I go they also incorporate alot of body weight strength training exercises into the sessions to help bulk muscle, that's where I get most of my exercise.

However I'm moving to Georgia in a couple months and my cousin up there is an avid gym goer and will be buggin me to go with em, plus I won't be able to continue my martial arts training because there's nothing like that around that part of Georgia. So I'll probably break past my barrier and start lifting weights.

I've lost quite a few pets VIA them running/dissapearing away including 2 dogs, 1 cat, a guinea pig, and 2 birds.

Right now I got two dogs that are the first inside pets I've ever had but they're so pampered every time they get out they're back at the door within 10 minutes.