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Response to: Help spread the word! Posted March 20th, 2011 in General

At 3/8/11 07:58 AM, michelinman wrote: My twin brother and I have been spreading the gospel of Jesus

Jesus was a cananite of questionable descent actually named jeshua, or something close to that effect. he was a schizophrenic, in days when it was unheard of, and he was a real people person, he was a hippy, he liked to hang out and talk, smoke opium. then some romans killed him, and he died, the end.

[ gospel spread ]

Response to: Ng Needs More 'needledick' Threads Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 10:04 PM, Squidbit wrote: Why exactly would we need more needledick threads?

cuz hes into that shit

Response to: Photoshop Admin Icons Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

add penises in all their mouths, repeat

Response to: Why is general Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 10:54 PM, Asperchu wrote: Just a bunch of losers trying to constantly 1up each other?

Explain.

why the fuck are you here spouting bullshit to me right now, i want a beer, and i want it 10 seconds ago

Response to: please help! Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/18/11 09:17 PM, zooos wrote: I don't believe .fla is considered an archive. Also do you mean you want a .swf file? If so, why don't you just find a video, download it, then look for a program that converts said media file into .swf. That would be your best solution.

stop BREAKIN THE LAW ASSHOLE

[ Liar liar, sup ]

Response to: drivin drunk or high Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 10:17 PM, theblackkangaroo wrote: driving on acid and peyote is better man. fun times.

my first vision quest was at 80 mph

Response to: What Makes You Want A User Change Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

Ive been leidolfr for years, ill continue to be so

Response to: drivin drunk or high Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 10:10 PM, Sanch wrote: is awesome

yes it is, especially with hemophiliac babies in the backseat

Response to: Raping dead people Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 10:03 PM, Squidbit wrote:
At 3/19/11 10:00 PM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote: I had a question similar to that. Is it possible to get a dead person pregnant?
No. Are you special?

his mommy says hes special, every day before he goes off to 6th grade

[ nu, nu uh, im in 7th grade, prepare ye for my list of randomized insults mostly consisting of nu uh, and youre a poopy face ]

Response to: Raping dead people Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 09:56 PM, BigBalls270 wrote: is it possible to rape someone who is dead? technicaly speaking they cant say no... so its like half consentual.

no, its totally consensual, and at the right stages, self lubricating

Response to: Why do girls wear high heels when.. Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 09:44 PM, AgroNurse wrote: or a pair of gnarly old lady shoes when I'm working.

Now its ruined, all ruined.

[ shit, ill have to go learn a skill now or something, fuck ]

Response to: The Eleventh Hour of our Empire. Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 09:20 PM, Killerhammer wrote:
At 3/19/11 08:15 PM, BlackmarketClock wrote: Copyright USA, 21th Century AD
Fix'd.

killerhammeryour13andshouldgofarawayandl iveinasmallholeyoumassivecumqwat

[ Fix'd ]

[ pant, pant ]

Response to: Why do girls wear high heels when.. Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 07:57 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: They don't like wearing high heels. It doesn't make any sense!

Makes sense to me

Response to: Which Is Better? Xbox 360 Or Ps3? Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

ps3 has free internet or something, but, Id go with xbox 360, especially now they have uplay

Response to: Can everyone just stop? Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

dooooonnnt stop, belieeeeeevvvvinnn'

Response to: Really? Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 08:40 PM, Delik wrote: Well, I thought it was, maybe I'm a dumbass for assuming people are well-informed of military technology. o_0

ere'body knows dat when them der injins dun missile'd with dey arrow n'such, dats what it is

Response to: The Eleventh Hour of our Empire. Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

.....and we were the barbarians, that sacked unsackable Rome, essentially the second they pissed us off

Response to: based on my bad eating habits... Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 2/7/11 05:00 PM, JudasChad wrote: Let me know what you think

Stop being a thick fuck

[ everytime you want a cupcake, walk to the store to get it ]

Response to: Worst movies list Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
Avatar

Response to: Evil Aura... Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

Maybe they just like red

Response to: Did God have a wife? Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 06:15 AM, unconsidered wrote: According to science, yes;

It would make sense, the old religions had multiple gods, and usually a main god, that had a wife. not to burst religious peoples bubbles, but as i know it, an egyptian pharoe was the first to claim there was only 1 god, and the jews enslaved there joined his cult by force, and took the notion back to israel after several generations, so, in summation, all three abrahamic religions are just, nonsense.

Response to: I'm a rapper Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

im a rappa yo, just so ya know, ho, slow ya roll, befo', i flip, dip. I spit frizzy fresh prime rib prose, flows, so now you knows, in 14 years olds

[ I hate the world ]

Response to: Drivers for my computers, halp me. Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 01:37 AM, BAKEdLays wrote: Holy shit you have a Compaq. Please throw it out your window.

theres nothing wrong with compaqs

Response to: I Just Realized Something Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/18/11 11:26 PM, HighWay wrote: I really do hate all of you.

me too

Response to: anyone else hate there cousin? Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/19/11 12:17 AM, link4president wrote:
At 3/19/11 12:15 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 3/18/11 10:33 PM, link4president wrote: okay
you and your cousin are both gay
no i'm strait. not sure for my cousin

I'm positive, both of you, totally.

Response to: Why is America so generally hated? Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

because of newgrounds

Response to: anyone else hate there cousin? Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/18/11 10:33 PM, link4president wrote: okay

you and your cousin are both gay

Response to: Did I find ecstasy? Posted March 18th, 2011 in General

At 3/18/11 05:11 PM, zooos wrote: I'm just going to laugh at the fact that you took a random pill you found. That's really really smart, I mean really smart.

its not the brightest shit ever, but any pill with like, a random music note, a volkwagon symbol, a happy face, probably isnt a non recreational drug. of course, you being the expert on all the drugs you haven't done, you shouldnt listen to me, because ive never done drugs, ever, i love america, and i love jesus, my bodies a temple

Response to: omg it cocain Posted March 18th, 2011 in General

At 3/18/11 05:49 PM, Shade wrote: wat.

he said: rararararabble rabble rabble, im a homo, rabble rabble

Response to: Atheism Disproven? Posted March 18th, 2011 in General

At 3/18/11 01:23 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: From all of this thread i can only conclude that every single one of you are poopyheads and wrong.

I'm not a poopy head :(