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At 3/23/11 09:48 PM, Coocoopaper wrote: Any help?

Repo: The Genetic Opera

At 3/23/11 09:32 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: i swear
well i mean
at this moment, you mean everything.
with you in that dress my thoughts, i confess, verge on dirty.
ah come on eileen.

a very unattractive group of people, even for the era

[ good song though ]

At 3/23/11 09:03 PM, Viktor wrote: WHY DID NOBODY MAKE A THREAD?

we all did her, and figured this year was null and void

anyone who doesnt practice premarital sex is missing out on years of sex, and for most of you, thats happening anyways.

We could but, we're not. I could be made of bubbles.

all non digital social interaction is dying, commerce and all

i always thought this with the google chat bot too, but, if it learns from us, the internet, its going to develop into a really damaged personality

At 3/21/11 11:13 PM, JMCJoe wrote: I like where this is going...

i think ive shit things funny than this thread

[ infact, i know i have ]

At 3/21/11 09:11 PM, LlamaReaper wrote: Get a blowjob while driving.

they call it reckless driving, i call it fun.

At 3/21/11 11:07 PM, TheBellmaker wrote:

At 3/21/11 11:04 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 3/21/11 10:59 PM, megakill wrote:

At 3/21/11 10:58 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 3/21/11 10:53 PM, megakill wrote: If you think life is never ending then you've got a lot to learn.

Matter changes, it doesnt vanish.

We're discussing life, not the existence of matter.

life is matter,....

How come when I throw your brain into a blender, it stops living? All the matter is still there, right?

it doesnt, the brain stops living, what about all the electricity inside of it, and lets go further, ok, so my brains chopped up, now what, do you bury it and have worms eat it and live, do you flush it and have fish eat it and live, or do you leave it there, and have bacteria live off of it, either way im substantiating life, and if every reaction has an opposite and equal reaction, and the reaction is life, surely i have to be there in some for to make the action, correct?

At 3/21/11 10:31 PM, Senmetsu wrote: LINKY

So I guess like 18-20 people or something gang-raped this 11 year old girl in Texas.

She said she wanted it....but at the same time, she's 11. The article says she dressed like an older girl, acted like an older girl, and spent time with the guys before it happened. She was "willing" and didn't complain about the event.

First of all, jesus christ, second of all, all those guys are sleazeballs, third of all, what the fuck where her parents doing, buying new crackpipes?

At 3/21/11 10:59 PM, megakill wrote:

At 3/21/11 10:58 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 3/21/11 10:53 PM, megakill wrote: If you think life is never ending then you've got a lot to learn.

Matter changes, it doesnt vanish.

We're discussing life, not the existence of matter.

life is matter, your a lump of fat ( your brain ) that has a body independent of essentially what you are, thats made to move you from the places to get nourishment, and, mate, and all other inherent qualitys of how you look where the result of selective mating, if your features helped you get food or survive better you mated, if your caveman ancestor had pretty eyes, he got more cave pussy, but he was still just a lump of fat in a skull, so youre whole statement to me is argumentative nonesense with little thought, atleast im argumentative with a point underlying somewhere

epic trolldom

At 3/21/11 10:53 PM, megakill wrote: If you think life is never ending then you've got a lot to learn.

Matter changes, it doesnt vanish.

At 3/21/11 10:38 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Now I just need to figure out how to kick off mitosis...

Im offended that you used Gaelic in your gay banner

At 3/21/11 09:51 PM, Shade wrote: I can't eat for twelve hour because I have a blood test tomorrow morning. It's really pissing me off.

12 is nothing, seriously.

[ I eat like a meal a day ]

At 3/21/11 10:12 PM, MiroDK wrote: Just quit man

youre telling me, in seriousness, a brazilian, you, would quit smoking the mota if ya mother told you not to. I, I dont buy any of that, at all

At 3/21/11 09:47 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:

At 3/21/11 09:45 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

youre having a heart attack at 14 from being a lard ass

[ lawl ]

I'm only 126 lbs.

then youre not having a heart attack, stop being a pussy

[ anxiety attack is a medical term for an extreme attack of being a pussy, and can feel like ya heart ]

At 3/21/11 09:38 PM, Shade wrote: Yeah, so I was walking home from EB Games when I stepped in some gasoline and wallked by a guy smoking, a spark lit the gas up and my leg's been on fire since. What should I do?

Kill yourself

At 3/21/11 09:34 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: Holy shit, i went to burger king earlier at around 12:30 pm. I ordered a large shake and some frys, after about 30 minutes of eating it my heart start to feel like someone was practically squeezing it. It's still hurting now and its been over 6 hours. I'm starting to get worried

youre having a heart attack at 14 from being a lard ass

[ lawl ]

At 3/21/11 09:03 PM, eyeinfluence wrote: Whatever she got over it and passed it off as experimenting. Then I got caught once again and she really took it to the heart. She got all emotional and started crying and shit. She was saying things like, " I wish i could just die I cant believe this is happening to me"

youre a little kid, and youre mothers dumb, is basically my advice to you. its pot, anyone thats smoked it knows its no big deal, its hardly a drug, and anyone who hasnt, crusades against it, because people are ignorant, and the worlds a giant scam

At 3/21/11 08:50 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Group psychology time!

Why are you so lame, Newgrounds Users? Is it because you'd rather spend a night on Newgrounds instead of going out and having a chance to participate in a sexual intercourse? Is it because you like the animated dick?

I come here when im drunk and everythings closed [ or when i have jack shit to do on a monday night ] so, I guess Im lame just because i come here, something i feel everytime i log on, and im hopeful that someday, ill just never log on again, and i pray im not a 30 year old still here, like some of you are, and you know who you are, you just, you know.

At 3/20/11 11:58 PM, OnionsXD wrote: and I never came. This is weird.

What's up? o__O

Darwinism keeping your genetics at bay

At 3/20/11 09:05 PM, Ryanson wrote: Why is he always so angry sounding? Did something happen?

his gym teacher molested him

At 3/21/11 02:54 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 3/21/11 02:50 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: References, not plagiarism.

How did they get away with making these references?

They're nazis, whitewashing the worlds children into believing in the realization of the Aryan utopia that is the world of disney, full of big blue eyes, and magical elves

At 3/20/11 09:41 PM, DannyJay wrote: So I just went on google and I was bored, and I wanted to see some pictures from Luis' website from the NYC meet. so doubting that this would work but bored enough to try, I just typed in "Luis" and what do you know, the first selection, of all the Luis' that ever lived, is him.

What a guy...

Im pretty sure hes actually Luis Buñuel.

[ and that he sweats that green sauce from taco bell ]

At 3/20/11 09:38 PM, Space-Whale wrote:

At 3/20/11 09:37 PM, Leidolfr wrote: I hate your name

That's not nice....

no, its not nice at all.

[ But it's true ]

At 3/20/11 09:31 PM, Alchemist94 wrote: Why do people find it so difficult to be friendly to each other?

ummm......Fuck you?

[ Yeah ]

At 3/20/11 09:16 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 3/20/11 09:13 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Who?

Ironfist! They are a shadow organization! They think they can hide themselves, well I see right through their ruse!

watch out for the cult of romulus too

At 3/20/11 09:34 PM, Space-Whale wrote: I just got done having a migraine, make me feel good.

I hate your name