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At 3/28/11 12:31 PM, Reiraptor wrote: Still using GUIs to do basic tasks? Fool.

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At 3/28/11 08:57 AM, Thilon wrote: Any tips/advice on what to expect? I toured the place, it seems nice. In return for your advice, you get this:

I'll take you through one of my highschool days, which was about 4 years ago.

- park, walk to caf, get coffee, sit.
- bell, walk to class 1, sit, stare at shit
- bell, walk to bathroom, walk to class 2
- bell, walk to class 3
- bell, lunch, crowds up dissorginized lines, id get a tuna sandwich, coffee
- bell, 4th class
- bell home

but id like to say, i almost never went, and i left alot, id usually miss most of 1st class, and leave at the end of 2, and get back by halfway through 3.

At 3/28/11 06:49 AM, MarutaAdrian wrote: I clean my strings everytime when I finish playing, like that they are always clean, perhaps you should have done the same.

Mistakes happen.

[ Like Romania, for instance ]

as original as this thread

At 3/28/11 04:58 AM, PostImperial wrote: Spoiled little kids are funny.

drive to the store and buy me a pack of smokes and a beer

At 3/27/11 09:54 PM, disingenuous wrote: Has anyone ever actually been to a service? I'm going to go to one for my World Religions class as my final project, but I was just wondering what to expect. Anyone have any useful insight?

ill give you a step by step if your thetan(?) count is high enough:

- Men in ski masks throwing you in a van
- get locked in a closet naked
- get taken to interagation naked, confess all your sins
- get your clothes back
- get told youre pretty
- get all of your clothes taken, get called fat, lose self esteem
- now that youre broken, they can rebuild you! molding begins
- You are molded and know the secret, good for you you alien blob thing you!
- you buy ski masks, become converter, and raise your thetan(?) count

Id make sure there was only one bathroom in the world, and i owned it, then id charge

I dont think the demographic for north america is accurate, and i dont just say that because my penis gives me back problems, i say it because north america has a population comprised of every race on earth. i guess its fair if you can make the distinction, when you see the little asian guy. thats right asians, thanks for ruining americas reputation, you should be put into camps or something

[ oh wait, we tried that... ]

At 3/27/11 10:39 PM, EJR wrote: How do you clean guitar strings if they smell really bad? Mine smell really bad but they aren't rusted yet and I don't want to wash them because they will get rusted. I have tried just wiping them off w/ towels and junk, but they still smell.

new strings, or they have cleaners for ya strings, its just like a thin box with a rag on it, it slides under the strings and then closes on them on top.

At 3/28/11 04:15 AM, FurryDemon wrote:

At 3/28/11 03:36 AM, logic wrote: Stopped reading at '' my mom ''. Also wall of text.

She feeds you, clothes you and raises you. Shut up nuff said.

I agree with this, she is your mother and provides for you therefore she can slap you and do whatever the hell she wants to you and waste your childhood if she wants to

if you little kids feel your childhoods being stolen, feel free to move to korea and get a job in a sweatshop, but bewarned, you got some work to make up, you were supposed to be there at age 5

rob schneider is de derp der derp de deedle derp de derp der dumb

[ rated pg 13 ]

At 3/28/11 03:33 AM, Danielwins wrote: My mom simply dose not respect me

That makes two of us

At 3/28/11 02:58 AM, pupuhugr wrote: Star gate

as colonel oneil is well aware, we do not know the location of the shaft, or the size

its rude when you do it rudely. i wouldnt do it in arab countries though, if i were you, or maybe i would if i were you, depending on who you are

so in summation.....youre going to be a serial killer

At 3/27/11 06:57 AM, dogpup4 wrote: Never seen anyone use that. However Month-Day-Year is fucking stupid.

you live in nevada, what the fuck are you talking about?

At 3/27/11 01:17 AM, CoccaineCat wrote:

At 3/27/11 01:14 AM, NinjaGuy wrote: What keeps you on NG BBS, and off /b/?

Nothing, nothing at all.

All of this, comma and period.

Guitar

At 3/27/11 04:03 AM, someone-else wrote:

At 3/27/11 01:23 AM, Minchken wrote: Ng, when you have to fart, you do it out your butthole, right?

Since, gas is gas, next time you have to fart, burp. This is a good way not to fart in public.
Try it, It works!

Also, if you can't breath from your mouth, use your butthole instead.

/sarcasm

no, no, I think ya on to something there

I had a bullwinkle stuffed animal as a kid

At 3/27/11 03:56 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: You never said anything about my nose being detached from my face. You are just being silly now.

yeah well, reality is subjective

At 3/27/11 03:52 AM, Scrotaculous wrote:

At 3/27/11 03:46 AM, Leidolfr wrote: because cigarettes are carried individually, and not in square, non rolling boxes

Which slide down ramp like surfaces such as my nose.

you cut the nose from the face, its flat where ya cut it, the round part which is round, goes in the water where round parts of boats go, and the pack sits on the flat part above water, what part of this are you missing, besides everything ive said since you said some smart shit to me

At 3/27/11 01:16 AM, CoccaineCat wrote: I made him a man who loves money more than his users.

originally he wanted to make a site for people like him, that was uhh, several sites before newgrounds, now he cares about you in a very remote fashion, but cares more about money, i would too if i could make a million off you people, i just dont like that they lie about it, dont pretend to be my friend

[ and youll get traffic off me, but you wont get one red personal cent, ever ]

At 3/27/11 03:40 AM, Scrotaculous wrote:

I'll keep you around though, I might need your nose as a life raft, so my cigarettes don't get wet

I'm sure they will roll off considering it's not a table like surface. Sorry for derailing the thread lol.

because cigarettes are carried individually, and not in square, non rolling boxes

At 3/27/11 03:28 AM, Scrotaculous wrote:

At 3/27/11 03:21 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 3/27/11 03:19 AM, Scrotaculous wrote:

At 3/27/11 03:16 AM, Leidolfr wrote: I couldnt hear you, i was enjoying a refreshing, Relaxing Camel

They have to control population growth somehow.

thats why you look like you

I'm glad you don't find me attractive, your not my type.

I'll keep you around though, I might need your nose as a life raft, so my cigarettes dont get wet

she was hot in hackers, now shes old, covered in tattoos, and has more black babies than braincells

At 3/27/11 03:22 AM, Cootie wrote: Would you watch it?

Id watch it but, id feel bad about doing so

At 3/27/11 03:19 AM, Scrotaculous wrote:

At 3/27/11 03:16 AM, Leidolfr wrote: I couldnt hear you, i was enjoying a refreshing, Relaxing Camel

They have to control population growth somehow.

thats why you look like you

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At 3/26/11 07:29 PM, Wegra wrote: Prescribed that is (intentionally misleading topic ftw :3 <3) .I take one for concentration and one for sleep.

What about you?

no, but