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At 4/4/11 01:51 AM, TheDunwichHorror wrote: it should only be used to write insulting things about the author

yes

I'm the Highlander so, pss, sup.

At 4/3/11 09:27 PM, ZimKilma wrote: My cat is disrupting me! Also, my friend ( Edd ) took a picture of this. I want to play Halo : Reach

Youre umm....

[ yeah.... ]

[ wow ]

you know, you taka the bread youa cook it crispy, add a little of a the oregano, itsa great. French bread, eh, not so mucha

More Sketches, Things I haven't done so much.

heh

At 4/2/11 05:16 PM, Gasthecar wrote: So wait, everyone hates people smoking cigarettes, now everyone wants to legalise the smoking of weed, brilliant, you're all idiots

People are idiots for controlling other peoples actions, if we all had a little decorum we wouldnt need babysitting

At 4/2/11 03:27 PM, hypeserver wrote: There is nothing normal about moobs except maybe in America.

its funny you say that, because america has changed the body mass index, its higher than the rest of the world, what is "normal" weight in america is not normal weight in estonia

At 4/2/11 05:10 PM, ElijahMoishe wrote:

I live in Chicago. It's sad, but the beggers in the city hold out Starbucks cups and McDonalds cups. Not to sound cruel, but I have to laugh. The fact that they have a McDonalds or Starbucks cup (new and not found in the trash or anything) then they obviously don't require my money.

if youre homeless and go into a mcdonalds, usually they will give you a cup, a new cup.

My problem with weed is not having enough of it

At 4/2/11 02:12 PM, cdjproductions wrote: in less than 5 minutes?

I know I can! (1st place)

i ran it in 9

[ lol ]

At 4/2/11 01:41 AM, 3dog14 wrote: Well.. I woke up to make some cereal this lovely morning, and the milk said it expires on April 1st... was it trying to trick me?

no, the trick is the growth hormones make you go bald

I watch dvds, and shit from the internet so my list wont be relevant, but:

Aqua teen hunger force
Xavier: renegade angel
Beavis and Butthead
Daria
Southpark
Fat guy stuck in internet
Saul of the molemen

At 4/2/11 02:49 AM, Wegra wrote: AKA something like Newgrian. What would it be like?

Penis Cock Ballls!= " Good morning" or " hello"

pokemanz is awesome when dey naked and i can spooge to em.

[ I just had a long day of middle school, and mom ran to the store, so i have 5 minutes to bust a nut to animated tits because mom didnt figure out how to block the fake tits on the internet, i dont think she even thought of it. im the future, im gonna do shit right this time ]

Your friends hate you.

[ They told me ]

At 4/1/11 10:37 PM, zooos wrote:

At 4/1/11 10:28 PM, Leidolfr wrote: There's atleast 1 woman in every race that we'd all bone, but I prefer redheads, blondes, pale women, not by choice, by my penis telling me so, and if my penis is a nazi, who am i to tell him his way of life is wrong

I think again the point was missed. I'm talking about how one thing may be attractive in one race to you, while in another race that very same thing may not be attractive.

only unnatural features, I think. If a black person has red hair you dont like it because its not something youre used to, same with black people and contacts, unless im the only one creeped out by black girls with blue eyes...

There's atleast 1 woman in every race that we'd all bone, but I prefer redheads, blondes, pale women, not by choice, by my penis telling me so, and if my penis is a nazi, who am i to tell him his way of life is wrong

At 3/31/11 11:15 PM, DisturbedMDD wrote: This looks vaguely familiar...oh yeah: Remember me?

lawlzz

At 3/31/11 11:08 PM, CheechMBS wrote:

At 3/31/11 11:04 PM, DisturbedMDD wrote: It's a good start of a flower...or a good quick sketch.

yeah i looked at a pic on the computer and then sketched and colored it.. i guess my scanner doesn't do color cuz i colored it red and white-ish lol

not that i can draw, but, you should try it in different patterns, draw it from the computer, draw it from real life, draw it as a continous line, draw it from shapes that arent it, not just the flower, anything, if i try to do it too perfect i fuck up, if i try to do it using just techniques i looked up i can focus too much on the technique and not what result im getting, its hard to apply things to other things like that, and if ya always drawing it from pictures, youll get comfortable, and nobody wants that

At 3/31/11 02:04 AM, destroyer578 wrote: Take a look at it

Id throw pennies at it

At 3/31/11 11:02 PM, zooos wrote:

At 3/31/11 11:00 PM, Leidolfr wrote: Try skat videos. Personally i go for violence, but to each his own

Cock fingering is my video of choice when dining.

Thats an underated talent, and an unecessary medical risk, but women dont like safe, they like danger, they crave it, especially when theyre not the ones IN it.

At 3/31/11 10:54 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: How about you?

Try skat videos. Personally i go for violence, but to each his own

At 3/31/11 10:43 PM, logic wrote:

At 3/31/11 08:08 PM, Impornant wrote: How are you guys. Thought I'd make this topic seeing as I've always loved those "Ask a" topics. So ask away anything, and I'll answer while high.

So that means hurry the fuck up and ask me shit before it ends.

Why are doing illegal drugs?

Stop breaking the law hippie

get me a beer fascist

I'm high so, Im good.

[ yeah ]

my question has always been:

1 - when ya START having trouble getting through doors, maybe have a salad?
2 - when ya CANT get through ya door, you cant get food, if i cared about that man at all i just would bring him what he needs to live. you want a cupcake fatshit? come get it, sure youre a cripple, but youre a self made cripple, and my sympathy wore out after the 1500000000000000 starving kid commercials

cant remember rules
of shitty haiku shit like this
school blew

this

At 3/31/11 05:57 PM, Makakaov wrote: You can change words to translate as you want

Try "dick" in English to Afrikaans.

Afrikaans is like really messed up english, english if it were beaten with a shovel and left in the sun

They're all pussies, they need to learn pencak silat or something, also yeah, stop being wiggers america, please.

At 3/31/11 05:14 PM, chi-master08 wrote: I have something kind of weird to tell everybody. I have a can of Barbasol shaving cream that I have been using since I started shaving. That was about 5 years ago.

you just have no hair to shave, try growing a pair