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At 4/6/11 04:16 AM, Bee-Yatch wrote: Or this...

I know I call everyone a fag, but, seriously.

At 4/5/11 12:36 AM, VisibleBones wrote: Do they actually fatten you up?

0 CALORIES. 0 CARBS. 0 SUGAR.

No but they give you toxic food coloring, excess salt, and empty calories. I drink soda with alcohol mostly, if im not drinking alcohol im drinking juice, or water.

At 4/5/11 05:42 AM, CaveStoryGrounds wrote: Yeah, totally disgusting....

My sentiment

Leo

shes a stuck up bitch, she thinks she has two eyes

At 4/4/11 05:24 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:

At 4/4/11 05:22 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 4/4/11 05:22 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Answer: No point is made.

and that just drives you crazy, doesn't it?

Not really. But your unnecessary sarcasm in this thread is rather irritating. Especially when I am being friendly with you.

nothing about that statement is sarcastic, sarcasm is like, I like ya facepaint, or your superior wordsmithery intimidates me as much as said facepaint. and for the record, you dont dictate whats necessary or unnecessary, you just go with it like everyone else, ya not the boss here

vanilla sky is an almost scene for scene ripoff of a spanish movie called abre los ojos, rent that, thats worth the watch

Because they sell their souls and lives, and their families lives, and could get shot at any time for any reason

Your Type is
INTJ
Introverted Intuitive Thinking Judging
Strength of the preferences %
67 50 1 11

You are:

distinctively expressed introvert
moderately expressed intuitive personality
slightly expressed thinking personality
slightly expressed judging personality

At 4/4/11 08:39 PM, Yrtnej wrote: 30 width, 32 length

Also, hm. It seems that most of the NG community is pretty slim.

it just means fat people wont post

At 4/2/11 10:40 PM, Narcissy wrote: Any stories of unruly customers you seen, or better had to dealt with?

I saw a russian getting mad because no one understood him, and he was being a real dick, he kept asking, areoport, areoprt, and pointing on a map, and the dude says you know, the airport? no! no! aeroport!

during this time, a large line formed, then he left, without saying thanks, or buying anything, and i was just a costumer so i watched but uh, i wouldnt have taken that as an employee,

At 4/4/11 05:22 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Answer: No point is made.

and that just drives you crazy, doesn't it?

At 4/4/11 04:32 PM, masheenH3ad wrote: Why are Arabs rich?

Slavery, and Oil fields

Application for Modismism:

1.) Are you an asshat?
a.) Yes
b.) no

2.) Will you continue to be an asshat?
a.) yes
b.) no

3.) Have you spent enough on t-shirts, and do you kiss enough ass?
a.) yes
b.) no
c.) of course, infact sign me up for a queer keychain or something.

At 4/4/11 05:14 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Many Filipinos carry them and use them on a day to day basis.

Cool.

[ I still dont see any ]

At 4/4/11 04:56 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 4/4/11 04:53 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Pulling a fixed blade out of a sheathe doesn't take skill.

But this does. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmoHFuHp vA

Flash is flash, and dead is dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmp2_WdFo PE

lol, wrong video, but, see any butterfly knives on them?

At 4/4/11 04:53 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Pulling a fixed blade out of a sheathe doesn't take skill.

But this does. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmoHFuHp vA

Flash is flash, and dead is dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmp2_WdFo PE

At 4/4/11 04:45 PM, masheenH3ad wrote: I am a player since 1997. So I am aware of the old expansions such as Weather light, 4th ed, tempest, etc.. My deck is what they called Type 1 (which are banned from any tournaments for they are ridiculously powerful!)

Anyway the new lay out of the cards nowadays are not so Magic-ish if you know what I'm saying.

i only have old sets, the new cards ive seen confuse and annoy me, actually, anything after 6 was kinda gay, 7 on its started getting umm, cartoony?

I was a decent magic player when i was younger.

[ and its good to see tits on newgrounds instead of penises for a change, keep crying about 4chan, you metrosexuals ]

At 4/4/11 04:39 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Leidolfr, your post was extremely confusing. Were you saying that it takes no skill to wield a butterfly knife?

a switchblade actually, a butterfly knife i said you would hurt yourself, but i guess i lumped them together, and im just ever so sorry for any confusion you may have had, i just, i feel terrible

36, i dont know the length, i buy them, if i need to, i roll them, what is this, france?

[ no, because then it'd be 14, or some shit like that ]

At 10/17/08 07:35 PM, patm1313 wrote: I just don't get them. All across the U.S. switchblades and butterfly knives are illegal. I just don't see them as any more dangerous than normal knives

why they are:

- Allows people who lack a knife skill to wield a knife at the same speed as someone who can, which is fine if ya using it against them, youll lose, but, against someone without a knife, or a novice verses a novice, its like giving monkeys dynomite, its what guns did to the world actually, suddenly highly trained skilled warriors could be killed by a complete jackhole, and, well, thats where we're at today, and thats kind of the point of, my point, yeah.

- Said lack of skilled implied, you could just hurt yourself, trying to do a quick thing even quicker, quickly past your skill

I say, if youre a badass with a knife, you should be badass to not need, what is like the cars that park themselves of knives, a butterfly knife or a switch blade. just think of it like training wheels on a bike, and you wont think its badass anymore, and youll get a knife, and learn how to flip it out yourself.

At 4/4/11 04:10 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 4/4/11 04:07 PM, MiroDK wrote: Anyways, when I read or talk in english, I don't break it down to Portuguese, I just respond to it, maybe because I learned it as a kid, I don't know.

Do you think in portuguese or in english? Or is it a mix?

im not him, but its like, its a fake you, an alternate you, when you learn a language, and are speaking it, you go into modes, atleast for me, if im speaking german for 10 hours im thinking in german, but when i walked in the room, i was thinking in english, and still have occasional english ism, a constant reminder of my ancestors moving when they shouldnt have...

At 4/4/11 04:00 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: I would learn Finnish all the fucking way.

Finnish is a very cool, very underated language, and is basically, for all purpose and intent, the only language like it. that being said, its fucking weird, and so is its root language, estonian

At 6/20/09 08:52 AM, Cybersief wrote: So go ahead, I'm a Christian Arab living in Jordan

ok so my question, how the hell are you still alive right now? and do you still say things like peace be upon you

At 4/4/11 03:06 PM, Cootie wrote: I am thinking of possibly learning a new language both for fun, to show off, and for actually use. If you were to learn a new language what would it be?

Alot of people lie about speaking a language, and can fake enough to fool people, so ill just say what I know

English - Fluently
German - Fluently, Mostly
Russian - 100 words
Bulgarian - 50 words
Bosnian - 10 words, lol
Norwegian - easily 300
Swedish - Same
Italian - 30, 40 words
Spanish - 50 words

whats the best? I dont know. Id say if youre a native english speaker, german would be the easiest, but if ya want a more bobbaty boopy sound, go with italian, or spanish, spanish is like an angry bobbaty boopy [ spain, not mexico, mexican spanish is just lazy ]

At 4/4/11 02:04 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Trojans? Seriously, guys?

They aren't called Trojan babies because the condoms didn't break. XD

If I had to use condoms, I use Lifestyles King XL :3

Youd use those special made asian condoms

I've only posted for 3 years. I came on here to play games and shit when i was younger, but it was pretty far down on the list, but on and off, ohh..8 years

[ that blows, I'm really sorry I did the math there ]

At 4/4/11 12:44 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Man, I can't tell you how much I hate it when people actually assume we can live in a peacful world.

That's just because you live in Fort Worth

buy Regular trojans, if ya need all this special shit now, youll never learn how to fuck