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we had one walking around a supermarket buying alot of stuff along with brand name bread... how the hell do you buy that much stuff with no money?... let alone go for the expensive stuff?... dont want to go near them.. creep me out... picking at the grapes with grubby fingerless gloves and tatty overcoat... i feel sorry for the poor girls on the checkouts having to count all the pennys... *sigh*... ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/15/09 12:43 AM, onda wrote: during! thats it. i coulden't be assed to do anything DURING easter.

well done *pats on back*... so is anyone else alive apart from me and onda?... everyone else has gone silent... i think its time for a little nudge everyone on the list... there is not point use working away if others are falling out left right and center... might as well do it with us three... or four... i dont know >.<... ciao

-legolaSS

Getting on board this one... I'm going to go for something none one else will think off... I think ... Luis day! ^-^... so far I am lacking my drawing tablet *lost my pen* and lacking a mouse matt *in my car* so I'm currently struggling... not to mention my lack of good arty software... so to flash MX I go... after redoing the lines time and time again... I think I have finalised them... everyone has there own style and it really shows... I think this is a cool idea... Time to upload a sample for you to make constructive cit about... ciao

-LegolaSS

Ok.. lets give this a whirl...

real name - kaariri zutekashitearikatata... sounds retarded....

you say it... Ka-ree... you-take-a-shit-here-rick-a-tata

... not the best name in the world... like the rick-a-tata and the end tho....

username - Takujimotakaariari

said... Take-jim-o-taka-airy-airy

... honestly... my names are stupid... i demand a refund!!!

... mikikamo

-Takujimotakaariari [Tokichishimo-mekichichikuto productions]

At 4/14/09 09:05 AM, UnreaK745 wrote: I got it right here, dude:

First of i do not agree with graffiti... only if it is artistic is it allowed in my books...

i secondly have to agree with FullFistMaria that it looks poor quality and maybe done with markers...

if you are going to do this, please work on something people will actually like to look at the finished product... not a childish abbreviation of a word / name which has no positive effect to the majority of people...

i don't know if graffiti is legal or not where you are from... so i will not encourage you to make more... ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/14/09 04:52 AM, Leidolfr wrote: Ive never really drawn on ms paint [not really] so this is my first ms paint thing

first of i would like to quote...:

And the sky is green and the grass is blue my dear friend...

the lines are all wrong and the colours drasticly in need of shade... how many hills have you seen that look like that?... the windows are out of line and the perspective of the whole thing is also out... please try harder to understand the tools and colours before sumbiting somthing which seems pittyfull compaired to others works... ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/13/09 08:00 PM, FacaVT wrote: rate this image

ahh what is this?... there is no passion!, no power, no feeeeelingsss... i want you to use your mouse... and create a master piece where as this... this is something i would espect others to do... but you!... i wanted passion! express yourself in your art... do not become subject to copying simple thoughts like children with a giant sun... a hill with a stream... and a single tree with a mushroom!... where are the ragged moutains!, the smooth flows of water carved out of its face... the pebbles and rocks... the grass shoots and fallen leaves... the textured bark and the dull shine on the wild fruit... a hidden glow behind white elegent clouds patched across the sky... a feeling of berwilderness and love... the flow of true inner selfbegin... you sir require your own soul and do not become brainwashed by distant primary colours... explore your colours and use them to create a piece of artist flair... untill then... 1/10

-LegolaSS

LegolaSS

Based on the LOTR elf called legolas... his skills with ranged wepons and close combat made him a good choice of name for MOHAA (using a sniper and pistol whip) the double S in large came from the SS german special troops which was a side in the game... the clan was called SSid... so i was SSid RockSS... this soon wore of as i got into the game and adopted SSid legolaSS...

i became a ranking user in the game.. but all things come to an end... however LegolaSS stayed with me and was what i used to sign up with...ciao

-legolaSS

*Nitro Kitty* or Nitro Kitten as its some times known as is my personal logo for my flash work... the idea came from another name i thought of... lightning tiger or something... i found this to be a horrid name and played with the idea and logo... it reminds me of the "bullfrog" logo but its mine ^^. and soon tiger became cat.. then kitty... kitten... and nitro.. so Nitro kitty was used...*

protect your home?... well lets try closing all the windows, locking all the doors, put chain-locks on the door to make sure unwelcome guess's cant barge in, guard dogs?, moat, live under water, lazors, barbed wire, narwhales... the list is endless... personaly i think if you cover your home in NG stickers no one will come near it anway....ciao

-LegolaSS

like i already said, if people drop out im more then happy to come up with 2-5 second filler for that part seen as quite alot of the samples seem to be lengthy, and seen how many part there are... well were talking a rather long flash... i would also like to remind people who are on the list to start work / showing samples of your work otherwise everyone will be waiting on you to finish when everyone elses are done and written up... ciao

-LegolaSS

Yay... im in :D

*Everyone body dance now.. dun.. dundun.. dun-dun... dun dun dundun dun-dun EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!*

hmm time to plot what magical master piece i will create!...

also good job getting in all.. ciao!

-LegolaSS

At 4/13/09 02:54 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: I might have done something for the expressionless face, but it's already taken.
Plus I have no way to add speech to Flashes.

you dont need to add voices!... you could add a strange squeeking noise and add subtitles or dont even bother with text at all!, the best ones are the simple ones... ^-^

At 4/12/09 08:57 PM, SevasTra wrote: I hate these fucking bats so much...

i agree with you buddy... darn bats... *GOD DAM IT!*

Diglet... i loved it... the idea was great!, mabey finish it where it starts to get into it... then later in the collab it takes of where you left off... with the OMGWTF crazy eye bit for extra laughs.... seemed better then last time... also.. background seems fine purple to me...

At 4/12/09 04:30 AM, Bujew wrote: Here's a sample of my part. It's sucks though.

what fps is that running at?... seems very slow also mabey sort the sound out so it doesnt cut off... ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/12/09 10:51 AM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote: 5. LegolaSS | 2675 | 113 | -2
List fixed to correct the previous errors.

yep... there we go :( another -1 to take me to 5... darn it... ciao

-LegolaSS

i was going to say this... life should be in second *or even first!* due to the fact he got all possible medals... as for me?... i lost 3rd place :( but thats mainly beacuse iv been busy to even think about getting DD... oh well.. at least i have something to do instead of wait for more medals... ciao

-LegolaSS *lost 2 places* :(

ok heres a very pink picture done in paint of me and my girlfriend... :3

At 4/9/09 08:13 PM, Diablomo wrote: I Drunken Deity status. Am I the third now?
My Medals

*Shootgun sounds* smooth way of getting all the medals... even though they arent possible!
bloody hackers... you sir are a discrace to the NG comunity, either take part and play each game properly... or dont bother... simple as that...

to reply to Flaxo... im not saying that at all... i think there should be a whole lot of games with medals... i just cant see them put on dating sims... thats all... i very much dout it...anway.. ciao

-legolaSS

At 4/9/09 02:26 PM, badmcstic wrote: i want to see some drawings people made of ng characters,so show me what you got

try the "art" section of the BBS... *sigh*

At 4/9/09 01:46 PM, Phil wrote: I've noticed in How I buy Petrol you get in-game achievements that look just like the ones from Portal Defenders and Deliver that Fulp.
Maybe it will have achievements next. I'll post a screenshot as soon as I go through the game again.

there are more then just one achievement in the game.. i played it as soon as it hit the portal... there are no rewards... and i dout there ever will be for it...

Sorry for DP but heres part one of two or three for Alkie kong 2... i missed out the bottles beacuse i couldnt be bothered...

this is for brutal levels... i have the first 6 written up... i have some sneaky hits for later levels like cutting the whole thing in half...

level1:
go right grab a box then throw to the left... grab another box and run to the one you threw and jump and throw just before you get to it... then grab the next... keep this up *you should kill a bat in the process* then stack em up under the ladder... jump / climb and press a at the top and fall down... run to the door and you should do it with 283 seconds left... *bottle ontop of the crate lorry*

Level2:
jump and grab red crate, jump over the next hole turn and DROP it and then carry on *climb up ladder to avoid the bat and flick switch grab key jump off the side *for bottle... jump at the last second*
you should land on your red crate and jump over the last hole... done with 286 left

level3:
rush and jump onto the ladder... jump onto the last box and jump the molty... grab the furthest crate and lob... then the second and lob and the third... lob... then jump towards alkiekong to telport to the end plakform... done with 291 left *not the safest way but the quickest and for bottle stack two crates up and jump for it*

level4:
ok grab and throw to the right *try to miss the bat as it respawns in a worse place to avoid* thow them up onto the barrel and then up the far ladder... avoid the bats and make a tower of crates... jump up and grab that key... throw it to left *killing bat if lucky* drop down the ladder you came up... run to the next ladder and jump up and grab, climb / grab key / drop down / to door... done... around 264 left

level5:
jump over molty, grab red crate and drop it at the end of the ramp... jump up then climb ladder, then follow bat across and jump next one and then the next... if quick you can do the whole top part without stoping for the bat and make it to the other side... drop the crates down *should go all the way to the 2nd floor if possioned right, and then drop to the first floor to make a tower, fall down avoiding molty and grab red crate, jump the tower and use the crate as a bridge, *stop the front of the crate in the second window away from the other side in the backfround to make them fall off and die.. muwahaha... do this twice and drop to the left... jump up and grab key *bat is around so watch out* fall down to 2nd floor and onto the tower... watch out for the molty and drop to door.. around 260 left.

level6:
is a bugger... be quick and grab the barrle.. charge the molty and jump+throw.. this should make you clear the molty and kill the bat... grab the barrel and go up to the next floor... here wait for bat to cross and throw the barrel down, fall down after he has had a fit and grab it, kill bat and up twice... follow the bat and kill it if you wish, hit alkie again and fall down after fit... get the barrel *watch out for floor bats (they live in the floor and nibble your toes!)* and go to the end... wait for the red plakform to come down jump on it and throw it while jumping... then avoid everything for about a second and wo-la!...

hope this helps new players as well as ones trying for gold... ciao

-LegolaSS

i qoute...

i dont know what weapons world war three will be fourt with... but world war 4 will be fourt with sticks and stones

At 4/9/09 10:55 AM, Zerok wrote: Hooray!

there you go ^-^... now for the hard hitting AK2... enjoy.. ciao

-LegolaSS

watching all the moives on NG's til the end of each one... just to find out you stumbled apon a looping animation and are now trapped in an endless circle of *in the navy* song with a poorly drawn kitten dancing for the rest of... well... for ever!!!.... you couldnt poke out your eyes beacuse they are fixed to the chair your sitting in... *if your standing then... well... your strange*... ciao

-legolaSS

At 4/9/09 11:05 AM, Dew wrote: Non.

i agree with dew's sig... but you sir arnt old.. you need to be like... woah... in your mid 30 levels...

At 4/9/09 09:53 AM, IamWeird33 wrote: Dude there's a major age difference in content between violence and nudity.
Nudity's always been the kicker for being rated adults only in every kind of media.
Violence is more tolerated.

i have to say... giving 18+ games medals would be strange... i know they are games but not to everyones tastes... i also understand that medals should be given to a whole range of game genres from shoot-em-ups to stragitic games... going down the path of 18+ games would most likey be a problem for most users on newgrounds... people play the games but most dont want to admit it... i can honestly say iv played them, but having medals for a game of such a game... no... i dont think they should... sure they are games as well but i wouldnt want to sit down infront of a game like that for the purpose of getting every ending... every item... every stat... they are games for adults and horny children.. i dont think the medal system would fair well with such games... as it is already causing problems before it is even proposed... medals should be given to games which require skill... remembering eye colours and names arnt really skill more of a copy and paste job into a word document... i know some games arent about skill with the medal system but hey... variaity is the spice of life... so if 18+ porn games have medals... so be it... its out of our control... but i strongly belive that they shouldnt be given medals... its just wouldnt be right... ciao

-LegolaSS

hmmm artwork... NG's... NG artbook... :3

right il get my invite email sent as soon as i can... *sly look*

cant wait!... ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/9/09 09:26 AM, Zerok wrote: I have a question for FUI2's Slaughter Master:

I'm wondering what the criteria is for getting it, really. As in, can I use level select and just clear everything on Impossible, or do I have to start at M1 and go all the way through (presumably dying as many times as I want to)?

If it's the former, does every level (except "7") have to actually say that I cleared it on Impossible? Because I've beaten M4 on Impossible twice now but in game it insists that I've only done it on Slayer. I still have to beat M5 on Impossible (not a big issue) and everything else is marked as having beaten it on Impossible.

Thanks in advance for the clarity.

as long as you complete each on on impossible.. *doesnt matter which order you do it in (No7 is a flaw and doesnt count) you should get the medal... i did it in parts... when you finish a mission carry on with the manga and start the next level before quiting... this should save your data and you should see you have the impossible reward for that level... hope thats the problem.. ciao

-LegolaSS

:: thanks Black-ops

At 4/9/09 08:01 AM, byte45 wrote: oh and finnaly the last one hopefully i didint forget anything else

i think a face palm is in order... these games have been posted in this thread multiple times now...

im going to add a AK2 time sheet + level helps.. tips and tricks to complete missions quicker and safer in a few hours once i get it together... chow...

-LegolaSS

At 4/8/09 10:24 PM, FurryFox wrote:

At 4/8/09 07:38 PM, AniMetal wrote: i think Legola, Corky52, wismty and I are all going to be DD's in a week or so.

Just a guess. :3

Pfft. Once I master stage 14 I'll have all those medals.

merh stage 14 is easy once you know how ^^... at first it seems pritty imposible... but once you get the hang of it.. your fly threw... i just keep messing up >.<, iv done each level multiple times without falut... its just doing it all in one go... AGHHH... bats keep killing me... bloody things...

must not fail.. for the mother land!!! *throws shoes with jetpacks on towards america*

*cough*... chow

-LegolaSS *not playing AK2 untill later... when the bats come out... grrr...*