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at the moment the only way is to get Pycho goldfish to do it by himself... *dont pm him* he chooses what would be nice with medals and adds them... but he is tired of doing it and making a system where you add them yourself... its all a bit of a mystery how the games will get medals and if you need a certain score to add them... otherwise nearly every game will have them... and it would be pointless... thats all i know... ciao

-LegolaSS

hmm 3rd in a one person review!... i may need to make a candy version at this rate... seems the bright fake pinkness of food colouring is winning over natures fruits!.... NO!... i will not be drawn to the sugary goodness of E-numbers and refined sugars... i must now go an search the vaults of knowledge for a mind-blowing entery... i fear i may be going to the shops again!!!... this isnt the last your hear from me... well.. i hope not ^^... ciao

*good luck everyone taking part... and make sure you brush your teeth after eating them... some look like they could carve a nice groove in your teeth...*

-LegolaSS (Plotting revenge... uh.. i mean.. another idea ¬¬)

il have a think about it... can always knock something snazy up for you... depends how busy i am with stuff... but im sure il get something done!... toss me on the mabey pile at the moment... ciao

-LegolaSS

awww look at the little guy... love how you added a penicorn in the background *cough*... i wonder how long he will live in the fridge for before you come home one day.. open the fridge and see that sugary goodness staring back at you... (eat me... eat me) it will squeek... and you will ludge forward and tackel the knight in a fantastic display of mawling teeth and chewing... then deny ever doing it and say he was stolen... lol.. ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/17/09 06:04 AM, Zelldoom wrote: So they were In a Tramp!!!

good crazy story so far... enjoyed it up to this point... i fear you may have ment to say trap... i fear to think what the next picture is going to be

hi im randy... the friendly bum... i seem to have people inside me... O.o

i used to do this as a child... i used the pillows as rocks and use to jump from one to another... anway... i would kick of the side of the wall to move backwards and use the door to aid me around the coner... then i would kick the chair down the stairs while sitting on the bannister... now comes the tricky part... i will climb down the bannister/handrail untill i get to the collaped chair... and use it as a steping stone to get to the other banister, i will then use the chair once more to act as a moving plac-form and glide into the living room, here i jump of dramaticly... scaring my girlfriend half to death in the process... i then climb through the tiny hatch in the wall and land on the very unstable wine-rack... i then carefully mount the bin and get onto the worktop... using the cubords to hold to which are hanging on the wall to stop me falling backwards into the lava... and i get to the sink... just to find out the water is all dried up... i then let out a sigh and go back along the worktop and lean over the lava (DRAMATIC!) and grab the fridge handel and press the water button to spray water on the floor... at this point my girlfriend walks in and tells me off for making a mess and waking her up...ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/16/09 11:14 PM, AwesomeSaurus wrote: great idea for a contest!

im no pro or anything but...

right arm looks to thin and to short... right leg looks a tad thin... left hand looks a tiny bit large and the finger pointing upwards is to far forwards... needs to be in line with the rest...

other then that i like the face and the stuff in the background... would love to see it coloured.. ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/16/09 10:28 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: However, I will only believe that the fork is edible if I see you swallowing it >:D

come on... the CC is totaly edible.. the fork is just a finishing touch... its like when they put cocktailsticks in burgers to stop them falling apart... its like a meal with the cutlery included!... i like that one... its very clean cut... i feel the level of effort is rising... like bead in an oven... ... i think i got away with that pun... ciao

-LegolaSS

i would like to point out... in the first post it says nowhere that the whole thing had to eaten... its says it could be the head... or the whole body... if the knight is made purley of paper or other non food items... then it would be invalid... i think i have made my point.. ciao

-LegolaSS

this is my flashwork for chun-li i did for the Streetfighter collab... i had to tone down the whole thing so i could animate it + file size... anway... here she is... ciao

-LegolaSS

and one more picture... just from another angle to get the idea of it... it was about 5 inches tall from tip of the head to the feet... put it in the oven to cook for a little to long... oh well smothered butter all over him to crisp him up... wasnt bad... my girlfriend didnt like the coffee and tea mix... i thought it was quite nice... couldnt taste the beetroot though.... oh well... *off course i took the cocktail stick out... it was just there for your own amusement*... overall... i give him a 6/10 for tasteyness... should have used a herb mix for the feet... would have tasted better....ciao

-LegolaSS

Ok guys n girls... yesterday i went and brought myself some ingredents... and to be different i thought i choose non-sweet things... so here it is!...

1 parsnip / juice from beetroots / 1 cocktailstick / handfull of wallnuts / touch of butter / coffee + tea

right to start with i carved this knight out of a single parsnip... then i coloured him in using a brush and beetroot juice... it came out pink... i was hoping it would ^^... then i used butter to stick on the hands *parsnip base* and the sides to his helm... with a slice i kept i made the LVL2 lolly of fab!... then used a cocktail stick as the handel... (come on... what else could i have used?)... and for the finishing touches i based his feet in coffee+tea to darken them and scattered wallnuts around his feet to look like rocks... or something along them lines... ciao

WALA!... fully 3D self standing pink knight of FAB!

-LegolaSS

At 4/16/09 11:19 AM, Bezman wrote: Is that the database here?

yes, it hasnt been updated since it was posted... im pritty sure this is the only one... im sure i read something about luis not been able to update it beacuse he is away from a computer... i could be highly wrong... but im 90% sure its beacuse he isnt sat at his computer flooded with emails of addresses... unless he forgot the password to update it... but that would be silly... ciao

-LegolaSS

like the idea... simple and fun... due to where i am right now *cough* *cough* i havent got any better programs then MSpaint... so here you go... and the title?

WTF just happened devil

ciao

-LegolaSS

hmm ok... if you wanted to improve it...

1. make sure his/her body stays the same size... its minature at the end compaired to the start...
2. make sure his/her body doesnt just disapear...
3. mabey speed up the waiting time from standing still to crush!
4. add a touch of colour for the background if you want...
5. more animation / movement in part so it seems more flowing...
6. i dont know if this is an easteregg bit... but if its not then what face is it?... its six different faces from memory!...

i dont want to seem harsh but im "evil aura" and i point everything out, i speak what i think could be improved... nothing is perfect... now... time for me to get cracking with some fillers for this Collab... also can someone give everyone taking part *aka in the list* a huge nudge to get the ball rolling?... ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/16/09 10:18 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: That means you have no stats for any period after the 3rd. Your ecpm isn't really an accurate reflection considering you have very few impressions. Once you get over 1000+ you'll start seeing more accurate rates

ah that makes sence... i thought there was something horribly wrong... oh well.. never mind... thank you for making that clear... ciao

-LegolaSS

i dont think mine is working properly... its stuck on the 3rd of april and is says im getting around $10 ecpm from one moive?... its it just me?

-LegolaSS

i have to agree...im glad i have gotten all *possible* medals from that game... it hurts the ears... hurts the mind and also hurts your hands!... it is not a game of enjoyment... a game or immense torture!.... it should have a health warning "play at your own risk"... ciao

-LegolaSS

have to say SmilingIdiot by a whisker... hard to choose from the two... both deserve 1st in my eyes...
-LegolaSS

i know he has already come up a few time in this EPIC THREAD!... but i though il add him again as the uglyest athletes iv seen... LOL... ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/15/09 04:36 PM, Raguel wrote: This is based on an actual experience.

its a nice picture... very well done, even if the background is a little dark... suits the mood to a tee, good job! hope to see more from you in the near future... ciao
-LegolaSS

Welcome class.. today you may have heard about the fir tree inside a man in russia... so today our lesson will be based around the lungs of a random russian man....

turn over your page and begin... you have 20 mins while i go have a fag...

At 4/15/09 10:29 AM, Shakyjake wrote: Pun and picture? That's just pining for attention...

lol i was looking at the other pictures and this one was the last!... it made me laugh... thats a guy getting stabbed with a tree... it didnt grow inside... you have been watching to much alien moives... *chest explodsion with a fir tree!*... my word... ciao

i didnt think it wood be possible to grow a tree inside a lung anway

-LegolaSS

before i even joined NG there has ALWAYS (to my knowledge) been a little hyperlink under evey sumbition like google adds or somthing... so we have always ad's in everything... just now they are pictures instead of yellow hyperlinked text... so what?... you dont have to press it because its there... i see no problem here... i do understand its alot harder to block out beacuse they are all very colourfull and most likey in the future they will be flashing and moving and just anyoing... but im sure its just the instant change and people not liking change... it will blow over once people realise it isnt going to change back... thats what i think anyway... ciao

-LegolaSS

At 4/15/09 08:26 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 4/15/09 06:23 AM, LegolaSS wrote:

if i slap my imps they work faster (dungeon keeper)

Is that a euphanism?

im afriad not... sorry ^^

hmm time to crack out the old pot-n-pans.. time to cook up myself a knight in pink food colouring armor... *sighs*, i need more marzipan!.... lol this is going to be fun... i need to wash up first... i hope my girlfriend wont mind eating CC reject food for the next few days :P lol.. ciao
-LegolaSS

heard it on the radio... sounds painfull... its a warning to all the children who eat the seeds in the fruit...

do you want a tree to grow inside you?... do you?.. didnt think so...

and thus has saved the world from eating pips and seeds... so more can grow elsewhere... now back to growing babies in your brain... what is this world coming to!

why are we using ourselfs to grow stuff!... if you wanted a tree that baddly go a buy a pot!

-LegolaSS

At 4/15/09 05:10 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: From playing first-person shooters or strategy games, there's some odd stuff you can learn.
What are some weird things you've learned/got from video games?

i learnt:
if i die... i come back to life... (most games)
its ok to kill people, hijack cars and take drugs as long as i have less then 2 stars (GFA)
if i kill more people i will get better at it and unlock different wepons (most games)
that i dont have to obay the laws of phyics... (unreal)
i can travel in portals... (portal)
i can jump higher if i jump on a spring... (sonic)
a knive kills people in one go (COD)
i can breath in space... (unreal)
if i slap my imps they work faster (dungeon keeper)
if i breath people in... look like them (kirby)
zombies run faster then you may think (L4D)
dont shoot explosive things while next to them (most games)
sharks are scary while swimming underwater (laura croft)
giant golden keys unlock all the doors (micky mouse)
you cant get better if your the best (most rpg's)
bribe people so they wont kill you (morrowind)
stealing is ok if your part of the guild (morrowind again)
you dont need to eat to stay alive (most games)
nor go to the toilet (nearly all games)
how to double jump (most games)
... the list is endless!!!
ciao

-legolaSS

Age: 20
Gender: male
Occupation: scientist

What console do you have at home:
PS2 / computer
(have at parents house N64 (not mine but in the house > xbox / xbox390 / dreamcast)

What game genre do you like to play:
shooters and RPG's on consoles... and everything apart from sport games on computer

Do you prefer First Person or Third Person perspective:
first person for shooters, third for everything else

Storyline wise, do you like intensive, highly involved storyline or something that just that to tell a story:
bit of both... i dont want to feel like i could walk out of the story line... and it waits for me... nor do i want something which tells you to do something but you dont need to do it.

Do you like to make you own story or follow wherever the game leads you:
depends on what game... if its a rpg i want a good story line to stay to without getting side tracked... where as other games i would like to be able to carry on without having to do something which is required later in the game.

Would you play a 3D point and click/puzzle/escape the room game?
depends how bored i was... and how good it was... otherwise no...

If the game has a love story would you play it?
i have played games around love storys, doesnt mean i wont play it

If the game has twist would you play it?
i would like to find out while playing... its always a nice thing to have in a game.

Do you prefer to see your stats, inventory on screen or off:
off screen... stats are anyoing

Visually, do you prefer realism or cartoon:
again depends what your asking for... i quite like a mix of realism fantasy.

When playing the game, do you prefer front on action or intellectually think through the game:
all these depends on what gener you play... i would like to be front of the action tho...

Do you like a game with infinite life, timing expectation or limited life:
i would like a game which was challanging but not to hard so you would never finish it.

Character wise, do you prefer your character male or female:
a mix... female for the added eye candy and male for the realisic but overall i like females ^^

Do you prefer a comical, intellectual or serious character to play:
a bit of all... i dont want him/her over comical... where he/she becomes a clown... nor i do i want someone who goes around making smart remarks and knows everything...

i think blockhead would be cool.. but i think its best in flash... personaly i think they shouldnt go near any flash animations to turn them into moives / films / tv shows... they will just get ruined... how about bad guys?... that would make quiet a good show... SVEN! beam me to cargo bay... "Ah you can walk..." SVEN!... *beamsounds* Hell yes!

-LegolaSS