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James was unflinching at the edge of the ledge. He'd had enough, and it was time for change. Had a bunch of his friends not chased him out here with their silly jests and pokes at his Pillsbury potbelly, James would probably be sitting at his computer surfing newgrounds and still not getting a job.

"The media owns you!", they'd say. And he knew they were right. But feeling owned felt so good, especially when HE was the one pwning people online, not the other way around. I'll show them, he thought, teetering in the wind that whisked around his pale, bare legs. I'll pwn them good, just they wait and laugh again James said to James as he slipped the slip of paper carefully between the many folds of his buttne-pocked ass.

With that, a salvo of light flashes followed by a volley of guffaws captured the night, freezing James' life in metaphorical carbonite. He leaps.

Manslaughter or man's laughter?

At 2/27/07 08:20 AM, Electric-Bla wrote:

At 2/27/07 07:13 AM, Tommy wrote: Failer isn't even a word is it?

Nope...

And besides, the Americans tried to take over ALL of North America, so in that respect they failed, failed, FAILED!!!!

Why take it over when they'll all just flock here on their own accord?
Reality again, I know, what a buzzkill.

I thought The Truman SHow was his best movie. Real comedy, imho.

At 2/27/07 05:35 AM, nVidia wrote: Where would we be without Europe?

*~*Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends...*~*

If I wasn't a figment of your imagination Zero, I'd want to have your babies.

At 2/27/07 04:28 AM, SecretDreamer wrote:

At 2/27/07 04:17 AM, HogWashSoup wrote: "the english failer"?

Failer??

Id rather be English than American any day

Life's good when you speak English and enjoy a high standard of living.

Two of the three best places for single-language speakers, by far.

He's late as in dead.

What do I win.

I skin deer and eat their blood-pumper on a regular basis. Some people think that's a disgusting thing to see.

I saw a pig processing plant once. Nasty.

At 2/27/07 04:20 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 2/27/07 04:18 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: Some women maybe, but not you.

I'm not a woman. D:

I never said you were O_o

But still, if she's dumb enough to get caught she's dumb enough to be cheated on and not know the better.

Yeah, that isn't the role of the man though. The man should remind her of her subserviance by force.

The man should try to plant his seed early and often. What's this domineering BS you're talkin about?

Think of the fattest, sweatiest, ugliest man you know. Then think of his fly-ridden hairy ass crack, tinged with shades of butterscotch.

Works every time.

At 2/27/07 04:06 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 2/27/07 04:04 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: Beating women isn't funny.

I didn't say it was funny.

You don't need to say it's funny in order to observe effort was put forth to be humorous.

Some women maybe, but not you.

There are times when it is warranted and times when it isn't.

For example: she puts your dinnmer out late - not a beating offence.
She fucks someone else - you put her in hospital. At best.

Bullshit. She doesn't have dinner ready then she IS fuckin someone else. No joke.

But still, if she's dumb enough to get caught she's dumb enough to be cheated on and not know the better.

Beating women isn't funny.

Unless it's bdsm, then it's hilarious.

and hot.

At 2/27/07 01:55 AM, SevenSeize wrote: This has been an educational evening.....

Did you find the creaky coffin ringtone yet?

I dig ears.

*It's nobody elses business.

Are abortions federally funded? If so, is the funding only being spent on educating doctors in proper procedure for when abortion is the only recourse (rape, incest)?

My stance? Don't require insurance companies to cover the cost of an abortion. That way parents will be informed of their child's pregnancy regardless of whether or not legislation requires it from the clinic.

Nobody on WoW or the forums are actively procreating, so I'd say we're all a bunch of unfit nerds with affection issues.

At 2/16/07 11:05 AM, HiniberusDelius wrote:

At 2/16/07 11:03 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote:

Lisa Loeb is playing right now and it makes me wet.

Was that acatually neccesary?

If you knew what it's like to hear her voice instead of feeling her tongue, you'd declare your moistness also.

I think.

George Michael came on right after and now I feel used.

I usually just plug in some Atmosphere, Hierospecs . . . anything Doomtree really . . . and park my ass on the futon and dig in.

Mostly I have tons of readings, but every once in awhile we'll get experiments to run outside of class. NG actually provides some decent, diverse subjects.

Lisa Loeb is playing right now and it makes me wet.

Like Clinton, only with resolve.

What distinguishes God from that vase in the corner of the room, if active omnipotence is not a requirement for omnipotence? I'll bet it's not vector space ;)

Is your father by any chance Mormon, or just straight-laced and good natured?

At 1/26/07 01:38 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: For a salvia tripper, you sure don't know when your cock is being tugged.

Talkin to the TV....

You should photoshop Obama into Salvia Time. You know how it goes, like connex, or dropping photo one by one on the floor, only in front of your eyelids.

Make Obama like that. My MS paint mockeries suck, but I know anyone who'll be voting for the goofball in '08 won't dare mock their pres-to-be.

People envy non-instigating sentences.

For a salvia tripper, you sure don't know when your cock is being tugged.

I'm sorry.

At 1/26/07 01:00 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 1/26/07 12:54 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote:

At 1/26/07 12:30 AM, MindControlFun wrote: For those nonbelievers:

I think I see what you mean.
BOGUS

You're all a punch of morons. Look at the fucking links I provided. Its not photoshop, so all you're doing is proving how stupid you are.

Okay, I checked it out.

Here's what I think: Pink circles....... wtf? It looks so staged! I mean, you can see the lights right in the reflection! Duh!

Yellow rectangles........ Why are the two white guys' eyes squinted, while Obama seems to be having no trouble at all? PROOF. He was just cut out and added in after the other gentlemen posed for a squinty-eyed picture.

Green circled guy........... and who is this guy anyways?

At 1/26/07 12:30 AM, MindControlFun wrote: For those nonbelievers:

I think I see what you mean. In the circle, the outline of his jacket is WAY too smooth. It looks like it was cut out of another picture.

And in the rectangle, the shadowing is all wrong.

BOGUS

At 1/24/07 12:05 AM, Myownmax wrote: Lets all stop arguing over god. All it really is, is a free post where all you gotta do is use big words and express some well known ideal from a different perspective.

Wha..?

Alot like normal posting, stopping and thinking about your target audience whilst creating a thread is usually a good idea. You want people to quit sharing their views (however repititive, bland, empty as you seem to think), so you stoke the religious fire with your own brand of ignorant? Private message the people you think are being too vocal, and maybe they'll be glad to oblige, or explain more to help you understand.

I get sick and tired of coming on here looking for an actuall intelligeble argument about things that matter, instead I find alot of junk about how you believe in god and how some one else does.

God threads stand out. They don't decieve you with tricky titles; you know when a thread is going to have a God facet right off the bat. Don't like it? Skip to a thread you find interesting, don't make a whole new shit thread to fag up boards, a la your own "sick and tired" rant.

I get just plain annoyed at the fact that it's still going on yet mods don't take it upon themselves to lock the things that are just plain copy cats of previous posts.

Different threads touch on different aspects, as the topic of God is way, way more vast than say, Obama in '08. It's more like discussing foreign policy, different with each scenario. Yes, the omnipotence dilemma has come up alot lately. Be patient. Some of us really find those threads either educational interesting or both.

:)

At 1/23/07 11:30 PM, Radioactive24 wrote: A black female mexican hunduist with a phd in something who is married.

Arranged to be*

I can't wait for the few weeks that Hillary is president. Who's her next-in-line gunna be?

At 1/23/07 09:23 PM, Imperator wrote:
If that's "cheating", then I'm gonna need you to provide a "rule book".

Rule #1: Outwitting logic is teh HaXX LoL

Rule #2: God can't pwn me!

Rule #3: I can prove it, God can't. I win.

Honestly, it's like the genie granting three wishes, but interpretted so the wish, in reality, is no wish at all but a bane on the fools' existance.

At 1/20/07 08:15 PM, Demosthenez wrote: They are basically partaking in revolutionary dialogue, but very subtly. Is their speech covered or should it even be covered?

I heard they were abusing 12 yr old girls, ala Muhammed.

Send in the ATF.