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Response to: Interesting Posted April 6th, 2007 in Politics

"The U.S. considers the Mujahedeen-e-Khalq, or MEK, a source of valuable intelligence on Iran.

The group also is credited with helping expose Iran's secret nuclear program through spying on Tehran for decades."

As far as I can speculate, they probably site freedom of assembly just like the KKK would be granted after they gave valuable tips regarding Communist reds in the '50s.

It's an awful thing to have to stand by, tolerance.

Response to: UK sailors captured at gunpoint Posted April 6th, 2007 in Politics

At 4/6/07 12:21 PM, Begoner wrote: Apparently, the British soldiers are now claiming that they were held in Guantánamo-like conditions and thus falsely confessed to a crime they didn't commit. Parallels, anyone?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6533069.st m

lol you're a stupid person.

Response to: Hooray for bad English! Posted April 6th, 2007 in General

SO I POSTED ON NEWGROUNDS TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT LOLK

grade-A comedy. You should ridicule him even more so his view of America is even more fucked up.

Loser.

Response to: crazy Posted April 5th, 2007 in General

At 4/5/07 11:48 PM, merrsshee wrote: Did you guys know that it is illegal to post a code on the internet that discrambles dvds but, its perfectly legal to post a diagram on how to build a bomb on the internet? I think thats fucked up.

Bombs serve a purpose.

Response to: Man travels in time? Posted April 5th, 2007 in General

If time travel were a relatively common occurance (one in a billion?), how many people would divulge what they saw?

The phone could've been dissected and examined for verification of authenticity.

Response to: Immigration Policies in the US Posted April 5th, 2007 in Politics

Someone breaks into your house while you're on vacation. They clean and tidy it up. Once you get back from vacation, they demand payment for their service.

Are you obligated to pay them?

Response to: boring job Posted April 5th, 2007 in General

If you'd have spent your high school days volunteering and networking, maybe you wouldn't have a shit job now.

Or maybe you would.

Either way, having a job is better than being paid to be unemployed.

Response to: Blonde Rape Percentage Posted April 5th, 2007 in General

At 4/5/07 03:25 AM, capn-g wrote: Gentlemen prefer blondes...

Rapping on blondes is always wrong.

Response to: to become a Mod... Posted March 12th, 2007 in General

At 3/12/07 11:45 AM, Echo3060 wrote: lol BigBadRon is a fag...

quoted, for memories lost.

to become a Mod...

Response to: How to end gun deaths Posted March 12th, 2007 in Politics

At 3/12/07 11:35 AM, Menace1989 wrote: first of all This law is unconstitutional in the US and probably wouldn't last long before the liberals shot it down.

second: What makes you think people will willing give up their guns, especially the non-law abiding citizens?

Didn't you read before? He said the proper people will do it. You know, them. The ones who can't do the job now, they'll do it then once they KNOW the perp won't have a gun, cuz guns will be illegal.

How is someone getting murdered with 2 minutes of stun gun any less of a crime than someone being shot in the head?

Some douche would eventually try to mug a person with a stun gun, the would-be muggee then would whip out his conceal-carry licensed .38 and shoot the guy. The would-be mugger sues, stating he only wanted to knock the man out with the stub gun, which is clearly a non-lethal weapon.

And then we have more of the good guys being punished for protecting himself and his property, within his Constitutional right, and now it's "wrong".

That's bullshit, I don't care how skinny and un-laid you are.

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted March 12th, 2007 in Politics

At 3/12/07 04:59 AM, fli wrote: . . . gliding through Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell with wings of wax.

Thats was beautiful, especially coming from here. Unlike general, where stories start off innocent and sincere, then turn vulgar and brutal, this was like riding a roller coaster in reverse.

Memorable, slightly taboo and disarming.

Response to: Heathenry Posted March 12th, 2007 in Politics

At 3/12/07 11:23 AM, poxpower wrote: There's an ancient African tribal religion that prided itself on its worship of dung beetles, cockroaches, earth worms and those tiny little fish that get eaten by the other tiny fish.

Ciclids.

Oh wait nevermind, they actually worshipped lions and elephants like everyone else :(

White people worship themselves.

Response to: Arrogant Americans Posted March 9th, 2007 in Politics

At 3/9/07 11:40 AM, Boltrig wrote: the declared neutrality untill pearl was raped. By this point the war was 2 years old.

The first World War has generally been agreed the root cause of World War II. Do you know how that one started? And how it was escalated?

And the penalties imposed upon the german people after WWI?

And the penalties (or lack thereof) imposed on the german people after WWII?

cellar and demo have already stated what roles the US played in each theatre, how about you solely describe your own nation's in relation to each? Can you do that without mentioning "America"?

Response to: Photoshop the bionic panda! Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

At 3/9/07 12:07 PM, NISMOelite wrote:
At 3/9/07 12:05 PM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: YARRRRRRRRRRRG
Thats a fancy hook. Is it even functional?

It's my dress-up hook, for the fancy dinners and such.

It holds a chalice well, too.

Response to: Photoshop the bionic panda! Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

YARRRRRRRRRRRG

Photoshop the bionic panda!

Photoshop the bionic panda! Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

Help Niu Niu the legless panda!

Give her the limb nature never intended!

Photoshop the bionic panda!

Response to: This Morning. Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

Well-written, I gotta say. It's believable.

Welcome back.

Response to: Arrogant Americans Posted March 9th, 2007 in Politics

At 3/9/07 09:53 AM, Memorize wrote:
I got on your back because all you're doing is trying to find a reason to bitch about America.

Bingo. I suppose he doesn't have the freedom of speech we enjoy, and his only avenue to vent his frustration comes in the form of a keyboard in his room. Must be rough.

Does your woman know you visit Newgrounds, bcdemon?

I never saw you get up and try to talk down Begoner when he called soldiers murderers, but we all know your position on that now don't we?

I think that's the most telling detail of all. Am I being arrogant?

Does bcdemon deserve being looked down upon?

It's hard to admire a snake-in-the-grass.

Response to: Americans Posted March 9th, 2007 in Politics

At 3/9/07 09:54 AM, zzzzd wrote: Fuckin hell your a cunt.

America wasn't the most important factor to the victory of the second world war.

If Einstein had stayed in Germany, would you be glowing green today?

I'm not being ignorant, your being ignorant.

You're*, it's a contraction of the words "you" and "are", easily confused with the possessive "your", especially by 1st and 2nd graders.

I think you'll recieve American history in 3rd. Good luck next year!

Response to: School Goes Crazy On 10yr Student Posted March 8th, 2007 in Politics

At 3/8/07 11:00 PM, TheBlueBullet wrote:
Really? I thought it would have. Doesn't a felony stay on your record for the rest of your life or do you get a chance to get it removed?

"Eighteen wiped clean."

Response to: School Goes Crazy On 10yr Student Posted March 8th, 2007 in Politics

He should be spanked by his parents and given an assignment of good citizenship, like the article detailed 60 years ago. Then the prosecutor should be taken out and shot. Then the principal. Then the superintendent. In that order.

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted March 5th, 2007 in Politics

At 3/5/07 01:54 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:
At 3/5/07 01:53 AM, SevenSeize wrote: *cold shower. Martha stewart. baseball......unsexy thoughts*
You should trust your feelings...

I like how you think.

And feet are sensual. Some cultures revere the subjugation of the foot, as some of you may by familiar with. One of the most sensitive spots on my body is right between the joints across my little piggies and just forward of the arch . . . . I swear a good foot massage beats flowers every time, and sometimes even chocolate.

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted March 4th, 2007 in Politics

Seven, are you Michael?

Response to: Americans - High School? Posted March 2nd, 2007 in General

At 3/2/07 09:43 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Is it true that you sing and dance everywhere?

Forcibly.

We had to learn how to square dance in phys ed. Musical education isn't required in high school, but optional nonetheless.

Do you really have rival gangs?

Rival cliques. Cities and minorities have gangs.

Is the Fonz still cool?

Was he ever not?

Do you still drag race?

Yes.

Do you have drive-in cinemas?

Not so much. We had one outside my hometown, but it was shut down due to lack of business.

Do you really all have lockers in school?

Yes. It's usually enough chairs in the classroom that's the problem.

Response to: Pronounce my username Posted March 2nd, 2007 in General

eh-oh-WAY

Re-mod Sarai Posted March 1st, 2007 in General

Just kidding.

Response to: Jocks? Posted March 1st, 2007 in General

At 3/1/07 07:59 PM, Sparkpro wrote: clicks are for losers who don't know it yet.

Cliques have power. The trick is using it without being enslaved to it.

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted March 1st, 2007 in Politics

At 3/1/07 05:09 AM, Gunter45 wrote:
At 2/28/07 11:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: I hate it when I get a wrong number and the person asks what number I was trying for. Stay the fuck out of my life random person .
Haha, right, maybe they want to help you dial it right the next time. These things can require 2, maybe 3, people to perform correctly.

Apparently, one wasn't enough . . . I mean, they're just tryin to help. What if they thought you were mentally retarded or something and dialed their number randomly? Can someone assume mental disability from a wrong number?

Response to: "300" the movie Posted March 1st, 2007 in General

At 2/28/07 11:48 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: The movie definitely looks like it's going to be sweet.

But they are only exaggerating an already exaggerated account of the Battle of Thermopylae. In the movie there are trolls, and beasts and shit that didn't exist back then, let alone ever.

Bullshit. I have a troll-beast living in my basement. I feed him Mormons and Muslims, but he prefers Cheetos, the lazy bastard.

But even if they didn't add that stuff to the story, it would still be an over glorified account of something that hostorians aren't even sure about.

The only reason historians aren't sure about it is because the Spartans murdered the historians for not recording their names, one by one. Then they fed them to the trolls.

Response to: manslaughter, or man's laughter? Posted March 1st, 2007 in General

At 2/28/07 12:37 PM, BirthofaNova wrote: What you described is not manslaughter. Do you even know what the word means?

What you stated contained zero humor. And I really didn't take that pciture of you James.