Cheers for NG - you really are spot on sometimes.

I forgot that people on this board are trained to seek out irrelevant incongruities and use them as troll food.

Actually I think the hair is the only thing about him that doesn't look like the real Tom Fulp.

Not sure what the policy on posting links is, but I think you'll agree this video is relevant to the entire community:

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=UkEc67m_jv M

This was of course before his beard really filled out.

Now we know his secret.

Tim's on it

At 2/7/08 04:51 PM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: I'm gonna have to say it's a cool looking tattoo. And it seems very personal to you, so I doubt you'll regret it.

I would've chosen a different place to put it though... Why the forearm?

Yeah I won't regret it. It's not bound to the Clock Crew, as many people here can't seem to grasp (probably because of their ADHD or illiteracy). It represents something truly great to me - my creativity and my potential, my past and my future!

As for the location... It's somewhere where I can see it readily, but somewhere I can also hide quite easily if need be. It's also a good shape for the design to fit into, I think. And it's somewhere where I can show people, ahaha.

At 2/7/08 04:42 PM, DP36 wrote: congratulations. You have absolutely no life!

So my life = your wit?

It doesn't add up!

experiences of*

At 2/7/08 04:20 PM, SevnStar wrote: hey dad whats that on ur arm?!

It's a design that I made myself and got tattooed on my arm when I was a young raggamuffin so as not to forget to think different, continue being creative, and not forget the experiences best year of my life, son.

And no you can't have one. Not until you're nineteen and have thought about it for at least 6 months in advance like I did.

At 2/7/08 04:13 PM, camobch0 wrote: It kinda... sucks.... no offense... but... it's kinda... wait. whats a word the combines faggot, dumbass, and nerd? Fagumerd? Yeah. That's what you are.

Even if no one else does, StrawberryClock still loves you

At 2/7/08 01:03 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote:

I've had that tattoo touched up since then though, so it looks better now though. RTM stand for Reuben (Myself) Tyler, and Mike. Who are my two best friends since like, grade 3. They hold me up. We've always referred ourselves as the Triforce lol. Ahhh the good ol' days when we had nothing but N64...

Ah, good that it has some meaning to it.

At 2/7/08 12:42 PM, EvilJesus wrote: In the tattoo parlour you're having it done on your left arm, but when you show it, it's on your right arm.

At 2/7/08 12:37 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: I watched the video.

You're in the tattoo studio and getting inked on your left arm.

When you show us the tattoo, it's on your right arm.

At the end of the video the tattoo is on your left arm again. I'm confused.

Yeah, as I stated in the first post, that whole scene in the video, where I show the tattoo to BellClock, is fake.

At 2/7/08 12:33 PM, McPaper wrote:

At 2/7/08 12:30 PM, LeekClock wrote:

At 2/7/08 12:27 PM, McPaper wrote: lol why the hell did you do that?

Well I explained in the very first paragraph. I should have known better than to think people would read what I wrote instead of just posting like trolls... Fair enough

yeah man are you new or something?

I... don't post here often. :(

At 2/7/08 12:27 PM, McPaper wrote: lol why the hell did you do that?

Well I explained in the very first paragraph. I should have known better than to think people would read what I wrote instead of just posting like trolls... Fair enough

At 2/7/08 12:20 PM, CupOfTea wrote: How very sexy.
Although blurred pixels around the arm make it look fake.

It also exists in the non-digital world. You could watch the video to see it being carved into my arm.

At 2/7/08 12:11 PM, Burnzoid wrote: You will look back at that in 50 years time and say: "What the fuck was I thinking?"

SHIT WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS BEFORE?!?!??1////

For the h8rz:

The tattoo is of my own design and, for me, it doesn't just represent an internet group of creative nerds and perverts, it represents the dawning of my creativity (which wouldn't have come about, i'm sure, if it weren't for the Clock Crew) and my new freedom as an adult.

Picture of the Tattoo.

Picture of the design.

Video of the tattoo process and tattoo reveal - The "omg my tattoo sucks" scene is staged, by the way. I gave CC members the benefit of the doubt,when I posted the video there, but if I didn't warn you here on NG i'd probably just get 100 "omg ur tat's fucked up lol" replies. I'll probably still get them but it's worth a try.

Clock Crew Website

I want to delete two of my songs, but it doesn't seem possible. Do mods do it on request?

I searched the BBS and couldn't find anything about this.

If you are a mod and have THE POWER, please delete Civilisation and Dreaming About Pasta:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/view.php?id=2 86892&sub=86913

At 7/4/07 05:10 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: From 3:10 to 3:30, it sounds like you're trying to get the old lady to perform some grotesque sexual act on you.

Haha, I knew someone would make that comment. HOW JUVENILE.

At 7/4/07 05:28 PM, Shanus wrote: Pretty sweet. Nice to see the public's reaction to Tom, rather than us computer folk

And nice to see Irish people on NG.
Was that taken in St.Steven's green??

Aye. 'Twas a pleasant day, so 'twas.

At 7/3/07 08:47 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 7/2/07 06:18 PM, LeekClock wrote: Keenly spotted, Raguel, I have an English accent although I'm actually Welsh and have never lived in England. My dad's English. I guess it's from him!

It's a sexy accent.

Also; the music in the background made the film even better. T'was interesting.

Haha thanks. Yeah, I was lucky that the band was playing in the background. I didn't know it'd be there. It ended up being a central motif in the video. The music at the start and at the end is music I added, but all the other music is diegetic.

At 7/3/07 02:24 PM, Twerpo wrote: Anyway, what the fuck did you do? Just go up to random people? Awesome video.

Thanks, yeah, I just approached people at random.

At 7/2/07 06:25 PM, Reaperyami wrote: Why was Tom drawn in a carrot suit?

I guess they looked deep into Tom's soul and discovered the truth.

Keenly spotted, Raguel, I have an English accent although I'm actually Welsh and have never lived in England. My dad's English. I guess it's from him!

Most Newgrounders like to think that they know Tom Fulp pretty well from his various achievements and from the manner with which he converses with us, the fans of Newgrounds, via the Newgrounds.com homepage.

However, there have always been unknowns. There have in the past been allegations as to Tom Fulp's real association with the Clock Crew. Why is he hosting their website? What's the big deal? Is there something we are not getting?

Well, I took it upon myself to carry out a brief but, as it turns out, highly revealing psychological study in my home city of Dublin, Ireland. The conclusion of which is rather shocking, but I think some of us have deep down somehow known the truth all along.

Without further ado, I present to you the summarised findings of my study: Enter, Tom Fulp.

Clock Crew Saves

StrawberryClock is the king of the portal

At 5/23/07 07:44 PM, TheAbominableMatt wrote:

At 5/23/07 06:47 PM, Listen2Reason wrote: So there's an animation of a duck with the Tale Spin theme song? Who the duck really cares?

If my understanding of what went down is right, that was just the nicely polished tip of the shitberg.

There were better duck movies than the one on the front page.

Everybody in the Clock Crew is genuinely in awe of Jazzy Jones and wishes it unlimited Newgrounds fame.

I feel the following excerpt (from the fine literary achievement, Ghostbusters, written by Dan Akroyd & Harold Ramis) is appropriate at this point:

INT. BASEMENT -- LATER

Spengler is arguing with Peck. Louis is sitting quietly in the corner,
watching the argument with interest.

PECK
(high-handed)
I want to see what's in there. Now either
you shut off those "beams" or we'll shut
them off for you.

SPENGLER
(calmly)
You can see what's inside through the
monitor if you wish.

He switches it on.

PECK
(ignores it)
I'm not interested in TV right now.

EXT. FIREHALL

Venkman arrives in a taxi, sees the police cars parked outside and dashes
in.

INT. BASEMENT

The argument is still going on when Venkman enters and asserts himself.

VENKMAN
(to Policemen)
At ease, Officers. I'm Peter Venkman. I
think there's been some kind of
misunderstanding here and I want to cooperate
in every way I can.

PECK
(turns on him immediately)
Forget it, Venkman. You had your chance to
cooperate but you thought it was more fun to
insult me. Now it's my turn, smart-ass.

SPENGLER
(excited)
He wants to shut down the storage grid.

VENKMAN
If you turn that thing off we won't be
responsible for the consequences.

PECK
On the contrary! You will be held
completely responsible.
(to the Con-Ed Man)
Turn it off.

The CON-ED MAN steps to the control panel and looks at the switches,
meters and chasing lights.

VENKMAN
(to the Con-Ed Man)
Don't do it! I'm warning you.

THE CON-ED MAN

He looks nervously at the Police Captain.

CON-ED MAN
I've never seen anything like this before.
I don't know ...

PECK
(enraged)
Just do it, fella. Nobody asked for your
opinion.

The Con-Ed Man reaches for a switch but Venkman grabs him from behind.

VENKMAN
(to the Con-Ed Man)
Don't be a jerk!

The Cops grab Venkman and drag him off the Con-Ed Man.

PECK
If he tries that again, shoot him.

The Captain looks at Peck with contempt.

CAPTAIN
(to Peck)
You do your job, pencil-neck. Don't tell
us how to do ours.

VENKMAN
Thank you, Officer.

PECK
(to Con-Ed Man)
Now turn it off.

The Cops slacken their hold on Venkman. He looks at Spengler, worried.

SPENGLER

He mimes an explosion with his hands.

VENKMAN

He nods and backs towards the door. Spengler gets the same thought.

LOUIS

He sees Spengler backing away and starts to do the same.

CONTROL PANEL

The Con-Ed Man turns all the switches to the OFF position. The panel
lights go out.

POWER METER

The needle indicator drops to zero.

PECK

He feels the floor start to shake.

VENKMAN, SPENGLER AND LOUIS

They run like crazy for the stairs. Spengler grabs Janine on the way out.

THE STORAGE FACILITY

A strange light starts to leak through the cracks between the concrete
blocks. Suddenly one of the blocks is blown across the room.

Mass slaughter? Indiscriminate duck-poaching of most foul proportions!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/obituaries.p hp

Indeed, a lot of those movies had valid artistic content and were removed unfairly!