newgrounds and everyone on it is gay

Is this tattoo supposed to be ironic?

Dear Newgrounds,

You know you want to be a voice actor in a triple A flash movie. You masturbate at the simple thought of it. You drool over the thought other people listening to your voice, unbeknown to them you recorded it naked with a huge hard-on. It's basically like putting your cock in their ear! Mmmm. Anyways I need (even though I really don't, I could just do it myself) a voice actor for a two-four line part in my upcoming flash movie. This part is a paying role. You will get 10% of the ad revenue or $25, which ever is greater.

Now for the details!

1. You are a gay barbarian.

2. Get into the role and record the following line:

"Hey you! I don't like your attitude."

3. Upload it to http://www.zhare.net/

4. Post it here:

http://lavagasm.newgrounds.com/news/post /362048

5. Wait until September 11th, 2009 because that's when I'll be posting the winner!

That's all! Thanks for reading and I look forward to hearing your submissions.

<3 Lavagasm

Illwillpenis<3clockday 2, by illwillpenis Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

Best clockday sequel ever!

Filled out. I am sad I missed wizardcon. I totally wanted to go!

I would happy to be an artist if anybody needs ones. PM me if you're interested.

http://roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a2050207

Doesn't really look all that good to be honest. Maybe with a concept I will feel different.

Untitled - Simple Plan
or
Adam's Song - Blink 182

Broken N Entered, by DaveBlazer Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Another great movie that was overlooked.

How much does that cost?

The only time love is hard is when you're trying to put your 12 inch cock into a 12 year olds asshole.

At 1/10/09 02:33 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 1/10/09 02:27 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: Get a TANKMEN T-shirt. They are awesome!

If you mean the one where they are in the tank, I've already got it.

No, the baby blue one where the dude is smoking a cigarette.

1.) Go to your nearest roller skating rink
2.) Dump them into the rink
3.) ?
4.) Profit!

Go ice skating and woo her into your bedroom and nail her. Take pictures and black mail her.

Get a TANKMEN T-shirt. They are awesome!

My last name is Hennessy.

At 1/9/09 06:35 PM, Danman87 wrote:

At 1/9/09 05:36 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: I am looking for a composer who can create Disney-esque music for an upcoming musical I am creating.

Please link to samples of your work.

Paid or voluntarily? Samples are in my signature.

I will put adds in the movie and give the composer 50% considering I'm going to be animating around the music.

At 1/9/09 05:46 PM, HalcyonicFalconX wrote:

At 1/9/09 05:36 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: I am looking for a composer who can create Disney-esque music for an upcoming musical I am creating.

Please link to samples of your work.

Disney-esque as in Disney-High-School-Musical or Disney-Fantasia or Disney-Pocahontas or Disney-Hannah-Montanna?
Disney isn't very specific... they use lots of different types of songs.

Fantasia I suppose. I apologize, I haven't watched Disney movies recently and was unaware that it has changed.

I am looking for a composer who can create Disney-esque music for an upcoming musical I am creating.

Please link to samples of your work.

Excellent submissions this year. Also... scr00g mcduc!

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I joined Digg in October of 2007 and am very familiar with it.
I would be able to post as early as 12:01 AM EST.

I will happily be a part of it!

:( Oh well, thanks anyway Tom. I'm sure I didn't deserve one anyway.

Grats lazyfeet! A true american hero.

Fucking amazing choice! Definitely one of my Top Five favorite Flash Artists on this site.

Awesome choice! Lazymuffin is one of my favorites.

I will be sure to record the news tomorrow!

At 9/16/08 11:57 PM, mastershake141 wrote: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

+ 20 cool points for those who get this.

OH MY FUCKING GOD NOOO! How did you know about my weakness?

At 9/16/08 11:46 PM, andrew-c wrote:

At 9/16/08 11:44 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: Dissing people is for faggots who take it orally and anally simultaneously. Fuck this thread!

We were having fun.

If you don't like it, you don't have to read this thread.

It was meant to be ironic <3