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1.

Questioning

Topic: Composite, Odd, Fractions

Posted: 11/09/09 04:49 PM

Forum: Flash

How do I ask Flash to check if a variable is composite or odd? How do I ask it to check if it's a whole number or a fraction/decimal?

I'm making a racing game, and it's going to have two checkpoints, each of which add 0.5 to the Lap. It's going to look something like this:

onClipEvent(enterFrame){
if(this.hitTest(_parent.player)||_parent.laps=_whole){
laps+=0.5;
}}

Except that I don't know how to check for whole or decimal/fractions.


2.

Resigned

Topic: Girl Problems.

Posted: 11/08/09 10:06 PM

Forum: General

Nothing concrete here, but I would suggest getting to know the other people you think about before you make a rash decision. It doesn't have to evolve into anything, but if you really love your current girlfriend, the best solution is to get to know the other girls to the point where you understand that cheating (probably) isn't the best idea.

Considering how far you and your girlfriend have gone, and considering you're still together, it would be a good idea to quit while you're ahead, aye?

If for whatever reason you can't justify staying with your current girlfriend, it's going to save everyone a lot of time and pain if you break up with her first.


3.

Angry

Topic: Rickroll virus infects iphones!!

Posted: 11/08/09 10:03 PM

Forum: General

So what? Does it actually DO anything?!


4.

Winking

Topic: So I'm having sex tomorrow...

Posted: 11/08/09 09:57 PM

Forum: General

You're not too bright, are you? Lie on your back and propose cowgirl style. Hopefully she'll know what to do if you don't.


5.

Resigned

Topic: Super Open Girl

Posted: 11/08/09 09:56 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 06:17 PM, DemonCole wrote: o wait. I forgot the link. Sorry. gnr Super Open Girl

The one in your first post was better.


6.

None

Topic: I was ready to finish it all.

Posted: 11/08/09 09:54 PM

Forum: General

Lol, I think I just got owned.

The Aries Stone, which Wiegraf held, then activated, and Wiegraf heard a voice tell him to commit his soul to the stone. Despite Ramza's objections, Wiegraf did so and transformed into Belias, one of the Lucavi demons. Ramza prepared to fight, but Belias merely teleported away.

Sounds like that story, except that it's a Bible that offered you life.

STATS INCREASED!!
GEEKINESS + 1


7.

None

Topic: my girlfriend...

Posted: 11/08/09 09:51 PM

Forum: General

Delete all copies you can find of it, and advise her to do the same. If you don't want to, at least keep it low-key. I think there's different rules if it's distributed to another kid, though. Not sure.


8.

Questioning

Topic: Woman retarded after flu shot

Posted: 11/08/09 09:48 PM

Forum: General

Fascinating. There's been tons of reports on how the flu shots are more dangerous than the flu itself, but I guess this confirms it. Pretty interesting how the neurological pathways are, though. Walking backwards and running, eh?


9.

Elated

Topic: Score for Life

Posted: 11/08/09 07:50 PM

Forum: General

How do you determine your score for your life? Mine:

Number of people you sleep with/Number of STDs you get+1


10.

Resigned

Topic: Funny website's names!

Posted: 11/08/09 04:20 AM

Forum: General

www.uselessresources.com
www.priestwithacamera.com/cp

The bottom one JFig is trying to reserve.


11.

Questioning

Topic: Best Song No One Has Heard Of...

Posted: 11/08/09 04:15 AM

Forum: General

Casuality by Snake River Conspiracy is pretty interesting. More than anything it's pretty weird.

Geeksong by Extasick is utterly awesome.


12.

None

Topic: I'm A Stereotypical Bastard.

Posted: 11/08/09 12:52 AM

Forum: General

At 11/5/09 07:34 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Do I have time to go around and check to see if every teen I see isn't completely brainwashed and mindless by mass media? No.

That's the root of the problem. It's not your obligation or your job to go around and judge people. Even if you were right 99% of the time it's still pointless to judge other people unless you care more about feeling like you know everything than actually trying to obtain knowledge.


13.

None

Topic: ridiculous school punishments

Posted: 11/07/09 05:56 PM

Forum: General

Wasn't a punishment, but it was pretty ridiculous that someone thought my Madness Combat-themed sketches looked like penises. When I was forced to show my teachers the animation they called it anti-semetic because Hank fights Jebus.

Peek-a-boo I jizz on you

14.

Misunderstood

Topic: Does Extasick Play Anymore?

Posted: 11/07/09 05:09 PM

Forum: General

Does the band Extasick still play anymore? Their website is down, and the last news post I could find on a different website said they weren't dead, except that it was posted over a year ago.


15.

None

Topic: My girlfriend is cheating on me...

Posted: 11/07/09 12:04 AM

Forum: General

If you can't find the truth, all you can do is pretend like it didn't happen and keep an eye out for anything else. If you really like her, you can try to do something to strengthen your bond.

As for your best friend, I'd flat out ask him what happened. Even if he lies, you might as well hear his side of the story.

I wouldn't make any definite actions until I completely knew the situation.


16.

None

Topic: "Frankie Foster" got blammed?

Posted: 11/07/09 12:01 AM

Forum: General

Just a hunch, but maybe you could have tried LOOKING FOR A CORRESPONDING NEWS POST.

I'm sure some freak ended up downloading it, so I guess you could ask around.


17.

Questioning

Topic: Spongebob is getting married?

Posted: 11/06/09 11:45 PM

Forum: General

It just doesn't make sense! Sandy is patriotic, competent, and intelligent, while Spongebob is free-floating, works a crap job with crap pay, and rather stupid as they come. Stranger than that is what would happen if they moved in together. It would be impossible.

The only possible explanation is that Nick wants to cancel Spongebob and they're attention whoring for before they make their last run.


18.

Resigned

Topic: Am I a horrible person?

Posted: 11/06/09 11:40 PM

Forum: General

Yeah, because not only is it dangerous, but he might not notice. The point of revenge is inverted; you want to piss them off back but not actually harm them (so that you can keep getting back at them over and over).

It's nasty, but more than that it's incompetent.


19.

None

Topic: Think and reply

Posted: 11/06/09 11:36 PM

Forum: General

We haven't seen anything actually. What we see are representations of matter through light interpreted by our brain.

You could see your own face if you were in a black hole because the light would be bent, but technically speaking, all we see are light representations of matter.

Suck on that.


20.

Crying

Topic: Happy guy Fawkes day.

Posted: 11/05/09 11:16 PM

Forum: General

First person who's said that all day. Except for me, but it was IRL.

But I don't have a mask D:


21.

None

Topic: Teenagers die after sex in a car!

Posted: 11/04/09 09:37 PM

Forum: General

Virginity is like a game of hot potato; you don't wanna have it when you die. I'd say they win. Besides, if you're going to die that same night you don't even need protection.


22.

None

Topic: how many friends do you have ?

Posted: 11/04/09 09:28 PM

Forum: General

I don't waste time with the shallow crap... I'm a generally honest person so I can't stand the language of subtleties that comes with a 'light' friendship. I have like two friends, but I've trusted my life with about 20, since I rock climb.


23.

None

Topic: Emo/goth Girls Are Hot! To Me!

Posted: 11/04/09 09:26 PM

Forum: General

Emo is a bit more melodramatic. They're usually more solitary and more pouty.

Goth is more dark but not really depressed or anything. They hang out at Denny's late at night and talk about conformity.


24.

Resigned

Topic: My Friend...

Posted: 11/04/09 01:34 PM

Forum: General

At 11/4/09 07:30 AM, REDSPADES wrote: Something something death star. Something something dark side.

Dude, my friend isn't very happy either. And the school isn't even that good. Supposedly it's heavily religious, and what's worse is that my friend would define God as "an imaginary man up in the sky". Because she's going to be stuck there for her highschool years, that's not the problem. I just said that to give you a better idea of her upbringing.

Regardless of education, the problem is that there's growing stress between my friend and her parents, and I don't like the idea of waiting until my friend is unable to contain the problem singly, because by then I'm not sure anything can be done. Hell, I don't know if there's anything that can be done NOW, but it's obvious that this problem isn't going to fix itself.


25.

None

Topic: Flash Is So Fucking Gay

Posted: 11/04/09 03:46 AM

Forum: Flash

Save it more often. I'm not that computer savvy, but I think that all of the memory is temporarily saved on the computer and is saved in a different format when you actually save it, which could reduce some of the lag (if that's what's crashing it). I also notice that some of my big projects simply slow Flash down. You just have to deal with that.


26.

None

Topic: V-Cam Don't Work...

Posted: 11/04/09 03:45 AM

Forum: Flash

onEnterFrame=function(){
_parent._x=Stage.width/2-_x;
_parent._y=Stage.height/2-_y;
}
onUnload=function(){
_parent._x=0;_parent._y=0;
}

Try that inside your VCam instead. It's pretty simplistic, and removes most of the safeguards from other VCams. Might not work with some off-the-wall stuff, but it's simple and probably more consistent.


27.

None

Topic: 'attaching' jigsaw puzzles

Posted: 11/04/09 03:43 AM

Forum: Flash

There's a couple things you could do. First off, change the script for the pieces to this:

onClipEvent(load){
draggable=false;
}
on(press){
if(draggable==true){
startDrag(this);
}
}
on(release){
stopDrag();
}

If you're using that script, also make sure the pieces are Movie Clips and not buttons. Then make tiny squares in the center of where the piece should go, so that the registry point should touch it if it's in the center. On the square Movie Clip (which should be Alpha 0%) should be:

onClipEvent(enterFrame){
if(this.hitTest(_parent.a1){
_parent.a1.draggable=false;
}
}

And of course change the instance names for each piece and make corresponding script for them. I used a1 because you can document a piece like Battleship, naming things by an alphabetical row and numeric columns.

The second way is to make something like this on each piece:

onClipEvent(enterFrame){
if(this._x>some1||this._x<some2||this._y>some3||this._y<some4){
_x=some5;
_y=some6;
draggable=false;
}
}

You'll have to fool around with what some1, 2, 3, and 4 are. Basically it will check if that piece's X and Y are between certain points, and if they are, to make it not drag anymore. You should also set some5 and some6 so that if it's in the range it snaps instantly to that location.


28.

None

Topic: Help me NG D;

Posted: 11/04/09 03:29 AM

Forum: General

You're pretty much screwed. Not much you can do if you're making this thread so late. Best advice I can offer is if your sleeping schedule is messed up, stay up all night on some weekend and the next night you should be able to get to bed at a reasonable hour.


29.

None

Topic: CC on my first walk cycle?

Posted: 11/04/09 03:26 AM

Forum: Flash

Too subtle. When I made my first running cycle there was as lot of standing up and if-there-was-a-video-of-this-I-would-loo k-insanely-stupid testing of how the character actually moves. Considering your character has a huge ass, the only real problems are that it's too short and that you need to show the legs bending a little more.

I like to animate stuff on my first run, then go over what looks rushed and add a keyframe in between.


30.

Misunderstood

Topic: My Friend...

Posted: 11/04/09 03:14 AM

Forum: General

Has some of the craziest parents ever. They made her go into a private school where each day is from 8AM to 6PM, and are super-paranoid (a few results of which have been that she's never trick or treated or been on a train, and yes those are rather random examples). They don't want her hanging out with me because I'm not Jewish, and they seem to ignore (or simply not recognize) the fact that their iron fist in raising her has conditioned her to avoid her parents as much as possible, which creates an air of distrust between parent and child. To this effect she has gone as far as listening to her iPod during one of her mother's long-winded lectures. Ergo, she's entirely unable to console with her parents on anything. Sadly, my friend doesn't even recognize that this is an uncommon occurrence.

I'm starting to worry that this could have some serious negative effects in long-term, or that she may be so sheltered she gets herself into a dangerous situation when she finally explores the real world. While it generally wouldn't be my place to do anything, I really am getting worried about her and I really feel like I should do something to help. The problem is, I have no idea what I can do.

I've suggested my friend openly express her distaste of her parents (and particularly her upbringing), but she says she's already tried multiple times, and her parents seem to be the type prone to denial.

What do I do?


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