2,261 Forum Posts by "Krank"
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?
If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?
A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
I'd like to finger your fret board.
How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.
The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...
I'd tap that snare drum.
Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?
How 'bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets
hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
I want to make you tremolo.
Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
I want to rosin your bow.
How many positions can you get into?
The cello is the sexiest instrument: its large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
Im gonna make you go up an octave
I want to make you hit a high note.
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
I want to go up and down all your scales.
baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!
I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby
Lets have a tonic and get to your root
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher
Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.
Are you a piano, or a forte?
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?
You make me crescendo.
I'll let you be the dominant.
You're great on the sax, how about an encore?
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long
Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.
Are you a piano, or a forte?
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?
You make me crescendo.
I'll let you be the dominant.
You're great on the sax, how about an encore?
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Hey baby...I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
am i cool yet
congratulations sbb, your track was fantastic, and you were every bit deserving of the win.
now keep making them musics
At 1/1/11 12:16 PM, SBB wrote: eh idk it's fine as long as bjra wins.
^^^
At 1/1/11 09:27 AM, Decibel wrote:At 1/1/11 03:29 AM, Echo wrote: Steph has disappeared again. he doesn't log in, doesn't respond to my PMs and messages.I contacted him yesterday, No thorough response, but he's still alive.
I fear he's been abducted by aliens (or assassinated by Spikrodd :O)
great
happy new years! it's been a fun year!
At 12/30/10 07:02 PM, YouriX wrote: Wait i think this can help! :D
amidoinitright
I've been refreshing the audio portal every 30 seconds for the past 6 hours. I had to pee pretty bad a little while back, but luckily it went away
At 12/27/10 06:23 PM, SBB wrote:At 12/27/10 06:17 PM, Quarl wrote:Ok done ^____^At 12/27/10 05:45 PM, SBB wrote:hey, would you mind throwing my name up there too? i'd do it myself but my hands are tired and stuffs...
also why don't I just put my own name there? I bet the page gets at least three visitors each day.
the internet police are coming!
At 12/27/10 05:45 PM, SBB wrote: Are you laffing at the fact that djpuresuffer and echo and supersteph are listed or that the ones before that are hardly active anymore?
also why don't I just put my own name there? I bet the page gets at least three visitors each day.
i just found it moderately humorous. atleast we know who is keeping the wiki up to date lewlz
AHAHHAH
"Several popular and successful artists on Newgrounds are Dimrain47, Blackhole12, F-777, B0UNC3, ParagonX9, DJ Puresuffer, Echo and Supersteph54."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newgrounds#
Audio_portal
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
At 12/27/10 05:03 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: The Room
I am in the middle of watching it with a friend. It's awkward, nobody told me it was like a corny softcore porno.
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LOL
At 12/27/10 01:53 PM, joshhunsaker wrote: From what I've seen, getting baked is conducive to being nearly completely useless to do much else besides sitting and feeling good about things. You don't see a whole lot of stoners getting "Employee of the Month" for a reason.
who says you have to get baked? marijuana is one of the easiest drugs to use responsibly. You don't need to smoke four bowls of dank and get super ripped and stoned.
One or two hits, and see how that works.
The slight buzz is usually enough to pop into creative mode without being in the slightest too encumbered and confused and forgetful to actually do anything.
pot is less addictive than caffeine. it is very very easy to stop wherever you are comfortable
At 12/27/10 01:05 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: I want marijuana to be legalized so I wouldn't hear morons talk about getting high all the time.
"Hey bro wanna smoke?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not in seventh grade and I have things to do"
I see pot as an enhancer. if you are a lazy loser, the pot is merely going to keep you doing the same thing.
If you like to use pot to help you get into the musical zone and focus, it will enhance that too.
marijuana
should be legalized. discuss from a musicians perspective
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![[DjBjra] - Alpha Centauri](http://aicon.ngfiles.com/386000/386682.gif)
[DjBjra] - Alpha Centauri by BjraClick to listen.
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Good luck sbb
secretly I think your entry is really, really smokin'
I've been tangling with ideas but i have hit the worst bout of writers block I have had in months for this section of the contest. I have a short 30 second clip, but its hardly anything would call a finished song.
I will see what I can come up with by tomorrow morning, but its not looking good on my side
lulz and street cred
I'm considering growing my hair out too. Fancy that. Long haired dudes get all the women
I could give a shit if you get revenue. If you ever start getting the hundreds of thousand of views per video you would need to be making substansial money, that means yoyu would be attracting hundreds if not thousand of new fans to me and I didn't have to lift a goddamn finger.
Post ahead, brothuh, my music is your's to post!
If you have 10000 dollars and an extra room
unfortunately sineriders links owned everything I posted.
Also though, to the guy who said he needed to buy a vocal booth, check out this cheaper option
If anyone has good home studio links, POST THEM. We cheap ass newgrounders need all the concise tips we can get!
I just found these videos, a 5 part series on how to deal with home studio acoustical issues, and I wanted to share them here. I used a few of these tips to rearrange my setup, and I'm sure you might be able to use some of the tips outlined here within.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnjbWJKP PU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DAwQ6cjR Cw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m68y7NxO 70
It's all in the filter ADSR. Specifically the decay. Period.
You set the cutoff low. Then you modulate the filter envelope's decay, That's it.
You don't even need to mess with the filter frequency itself.
In theory, the decay should increase the amount of time it takes for the filter to move from not being their to being there. This in a nutshell is how a pluck works, A quick drop in cutoff in each note
it's pretty bad. just sayin'
I switched from fl studio to cubase years ago. Best decision I ever made. And the skills I learned in cubase can be put directly back into fl studio.
Learning multiple daw's makes you a more well rounded producer and composer.
At 12/16/10 09:54 AM, Bjra wrote: What happens when a bunch of elitist musicians get together and form a website dedicated to the preservation and appreciation of video game music
everyone just ends up jerking each other off
really though. 6 months to "approve and submit a song" and a set of very stringent arbitrary rules, like renaming the track to something stupid because if it has the same name as the track, that must mean the musician making it is lazy.
Also, lack of a rating system, and the only really rating system is what the fucking judges say about the track in the tracks comments.
Ocremix is a website designed to allow the musicians who run the site to circle jerk each other, not for the masses to be able to connect with fantastic remix's of their favorite childhood video game music.
Nothing bad against ocremix, but really, ocremix is not in my daily list of websites that I visit to find out about fantastic new songs. Newgrounds, continues to be my daily find, becuase I always find some fantastic or hilarious shit here on a daily basis.
I just got some music on there to prove I could get past "there stringent and incredibly difficult acceptance measures, that is unless you are already a member of the circle jerk, in which case they will post your remix immediately, not in 6 months."
I digress, the site is alright, but should focus more on the listener, not on the ego's of the sit owners. This is though if they want to get a better pool of musicians, and more site traffic as a result of the better finished product. If they want to continue the current model, that is fine, but it is severely limiting their pool of artists who want to tolerate the ego's.
Newgrounds, for better or worse, doesn't have an arbitrary circlejerk of egos governing what can be posted on the site.
What happens when a bunch of elitist musicians get together and form a website dedicated to the preservation and appreciation of video game music
everyone just ends up jerking each other off
This is why you guys should come to the stickam more often.
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Sois Side Soldier v2 by Reanu-KeevesClick to listen.
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At 12/14/10 10:28 AM, Chronamut wrote: I AM friends with some of them bjra - I don't understand how you go about trying to think you know me - I've specifically stated I don't hate all women before... I like women that don't act like.. "women".
The rest of womankind I truly am neutral towards - I don't care one way or another about them.
Well chronamut...
I want to apologize for the years or arguing I have directed at you. I was wrong and operating under the erroneous belief that you hated women.
Unfortunately, I didn't realize you were just neutral towards women, and apologize for all the posts directed at you that probably made you think I hate gays. I am actually pretty neutral to them, I have gay neighbors, and might even consider myself slightly pro gay, with all the shit they have to go through.
I apologize sincerely, my man, I was wrong, I didn't realize
