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Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted March 24th, 2011 in Audio

In a Band Now

this is going to be what I wear on stage

The Audio Forum Lounge

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted March 22nd, 2011 in Audio

bukit jelutong residents association

screw those malaysian bastards

Response to: Musician and Judges - Best of 2010 Posted March 22nd, 2011 in Audio

I vote:

xkore

that is all

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted March 20th, 2011 in Audio

Internet memes are in the air

love it!

Response to: Attention Dnb/Dubstep Producers ! Posted March 17th, 2011 in Audio

Response to: teenproducers? Posted March 7th, 2011 in Audio

I'm 12 years old and what is this

Response to: What to do when you get zero-bombed Posted March 6th, 2011 in Audio

cry and threaten to leave the audio portal

Response to: NG Music being stolen Posted March 6th, 2011 in Audio

she has nice lips.

Just wish she had stolen more of my tracks and less of xkores tracks.

That makes me feel like xkore is better than me

Response to: When People Think You're A Faker... Posted March 4th, 2011 in Audio

At 3/4/11 05:36 PM, ParagonX9 wrote:
At 3/4/11 08:26 AM, Bjra wrote: Ignore the haters and keep uploading music. If they review your song saying your fake, the majority of people will realize they are retarded and down vote their reviews.

if they post you are fake on new sposts, delete their post and ban them from commenting.

Ignore the haters man, literally.

Just because someone over the internet is trolling merely means you have to deal with a few spam comments, that's it. No one is going to believe these trolls.
I've banned them from facebook and NG already =]
well there are more than 6000 subscriptions on a youtube page
of someone who uploaded all my songs there, and many of those subscribers
never heard of my official page, and ofcourse thinking he's the real one =/
Oh well, i guess i should just ignore it and start working on my new song :
"ParagonX9 - Chaoz Paragonx9.newgrounds.com" ... jk

But thanks Bjra =]

remember man, even though those youtube viewers have never heard of your channel, they heard your music. Instead of thinking "he's trying to steal my identity" think of it as hundreds or thousands of new fans you didn't have to lift a finger to get.

also, if you make a video blog explaining how the channel is fake, the masses of people who enjoy your music will en masse spam the fakers videos with comments for being an identity stealing doosh. Those comments will get thumbed up, and everyone will know.

Nonetheless, hes impersonating YOU, so all the people who enjoy the songs on his profile are becoming YOUR fans. Fact.

Response to: When People Think You're A Faker... Posted March 4th, 2011 in Audio

At 3/4/11 02:16 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: well, having three posts does not help your situation.Everyone knows you used to post more than 3. Maybe you should give an explanation as to why it went down to three and also do up your facebook page a bit more.

Oh the price of internet fame.
BTW someone told mne your not really a girl or even human for that matter but a broom.

Ignore the haters and keep uploading music. If they review your song saying your fake, the majority of people will realize they are retarded and down vote their reviews.

if they post you are fake on new sposts, delete their post and ban them from commenting.

Ignore the haters man, literally.

Just because someone over the internet is trolling merely means you have to deal with a few spam comments, that's it. No one is going to believe these trolls.

Response to: Nac General Discussion Thread Posted March 2nd, 2011 in Audio

idea

april contest: popular newgrounds genre

Response to: February Nac Results Posted March 2nd, 2011 in Audio

At 3/2/11 12:34 AM, Blackhole12 wrote: I give my NG store credits to Bjra, because he should have at least gotten in the finalists. Failing that, I simply forfeit them.

Keep them for yourself man. The reason I didn't make the finalists is because I didn't follow the rules plain and simple. Although they were a little confusing, I should have caught on and followed the rules better. It was entirely my fault.

I congratulate the winners for fantastic work! I plan to participate in future contests, but the first 3 contests have been themes that I can't do. Here's to hoping for a dubstep theme, a modern newgrounds break beat video game contest, and a newgrounds trance/dance contest!

Maybe later in the year hahaha

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted March 1st, 2011 in Audio

At 3/1/11 03:22 PM, Envy wrote: The only part I agree with is that it may have been designed in a lab, but as a form of chemical warfare, not to target gays.

Yeah you are right, I did jump to that conclusion that HIV was created to target gays, but my reasoning as to why was that aids tainted vaccines actually were first released into gay communities in new york at the same time they were released into african countries.

If aids wasn't implicitly designed to target gays, well whoever got a hold of the virus and put it in the vaccines, then distributed them was clearly targeting gays.

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted March 1st, 2011 in Audio

At 3/1/11 02:50 PM, Envy wrote:
At 3/1/11 09:27 AM, Bjra wrote: I'll just leave this here too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDxZ7PX8Y GI&NR=1
How come everything that's bad that happens in the world always falls back on the government? It's been said before, the fact that the "government" created these viruses to kill all these people means they wouldn't have a problem killing the people who are uncovering their "secrets"

People are too quick to jump to conclusions.

You discredit my entire post based on your assumption that anyone who blames the government clearly has jumped to conclusions without careful consideration. Therefore their entire agrument can be discounted and not considered as viable.

Sounds like someone jumped to a conclusion LOL

Who is to blame for HIV is up for discussion, I use the blanket term government because I don't know who did it, but the government was obviously complicit, or at least government agencies. For example, the FDA allowing HIV tainted hemophiliac vaccines to be dumped in other countries when clearly the vaccines were shown to be positively infected with HIV.

So that is my retort to your assertation

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted March 1st, 2011 in Audio

I'll just leave this here too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDxZ7PX8Y GI&NR=1

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted March 1st, 2011 in Audio

The truth of the matter

Aids didn't come from no monkeys. aids was created by the government and spread into the gay communities and africa through vaccines laced with aids. Aids essentially was designed to kill of undesirables of whoever the hell made it.

Oh yeah, bjra is a nutjob, just watch this youtube video, at 2 minutes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edikv0zbA lU

Some important facts about aids:

aids transmission rates are incredibly low EVEN WITH NO CONDOM USE, except for blood transfusions:

Estimated infections per 10,000 exposures to an infected source
Blood Transfusion 9,000
Childbirth (to child) 2,500
Needle-sharing injection drug use 67
Percutaneous needle stick 30
Receptive anal intercourse* 50
Insertive anal intercourse* 6.5
Receptive penile-vaginal intercourse* 10
Insertive penile-vaginal intercourse* 5
Receptive oral intercourse*§ 1
Insertive oral intercourse*§ 0.5

SO basically, if you fuck a man in the ass with aids without a condom, in 10,000 exposures, you will get aids 50 times.

This is simply TOO LOW to eplain the mass spread of aids across the globe.

You tell me how aids originated in gay males in new york and south africa at the same time.

I'll tell you how aids started, it was created in a lab, put into vaccinations, and then injected into people, in essence blood transfusions.

The Merk goon jokes about this in the above video.

The following video explains how Bayer was caught pushing aids tainted vaccines to hemophiliacs in Europe when the FDA caught them trying to push them into America:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg-52mHIj hs

The topic is much broader than this information but i find it disgusting so I will post it here

Response to: Simple Sampler Vst Posted February 28th, 2011 in Audio

Unfortunately that vst forces you to click on the current sample and opens a new window without sampling.

Again in reasons redrum, you click a little arrow next to the sample.

When you have about 400 kick sample to cycle through, even an extra click is a major pain in the asshole

Simple Sampler Vst Posted February 28th, 2011 in Audio

I am annoyed.

In reason, when you use the redrum drum computer, it has a feature so revolutionary and simple but helpful it is almost inconceivable.

Next to each of your samples, it has, gasp, an up and down arrow that scrolls through all the samples in your folder.

This makes drum editing so much easier.

In cubase, you drop the samples onto the main project timeline, but if you want to replace every drum sample, there is no replace function. This makes changing out drum samples too much of a hassle to bother with.

I ask if anyone here knows of a VST i could load into cubase such that after loading a sample, i could press a single button to scroll through available drum samples.

Response to: Happy Birthday Kazmo! Posted February 27th, 2011 in Audio

HPBDEH

Response to: Feb. Nac 2011 - Space Game Theme Posted February 24th, 2011 in Audio

At 2/24/11 02:53 AM, Chronamut wrote: *gets some jelly to go with bjra's peanut butthurt*

really dude.. thats the poorest excuse ive ever heard in my life - if musicians dont like contests then they can not participate - also we have some great submissions - so go soak your fat head.

Your example songs completely conflicted with your main restrictions. and your 3 paragraphs of bonus restrictions might have well have been called mandatory. That kind of stuff is infuriating when I'm trying to participate and be a good sport and compose a song staying under the guidelines.

Hopefully you take a cue from the responses in the thread and make the next contest a little less restrictive. More concise guidelines, maybe a nice bulleted list. Maybe even just a single sentence outlining what the guidelines to the contest were.

but it isn't my contest. and no one is asking you, the all mighty chronamut, to take constructive criticism. You ARE the biggest audio community member in the history of forever, and with that comes a big ego.

anyways, peace brother, and thanks for the fun contest.

Response to: Today is Mr. Rucklo's birthday Posted February 24th, 2011 in Audio

WELL HAPPEH BDEH!

Response to: Feb. Nac 2011 - Space Game Theme Posted February 23rd, 2011 in Audio

At 2/23/11 09:51 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote:
At 2/23/11 09:48 PM, Bjra wrote: Great in theory but in execution, all this ends up doing is making a contest with way too strict/too many guidelines and rules. Musicians hate rules man. We're goddamn musicians
BJRA... i love you man... but that has to be the most butthurt comment i have seen all year.

still love ya

I'm criticizing the way the contest was set up. Take it at face value. Or accuse me of being butthurt. I don't care.

I'm overall glad I participated and am excited for whoever wins the contest. I also thanks the judges for their timely decisions. I hope they will consider reformatting the contest

Response to: Feb. Nac 2011 - Space Game Theme Posted February 23rd, 2011 in Audio

At 2/23/11 08:57 PM, Chronamut wrote: these contests are to help you come out of your shells and try new things. The criteria are rigid becasue we want to see if you can follow rules - it's like being a sprinter and running the opposite way but saying "hey I still finished thats all that matters" - no it's not - rules and criteria have to be followed.

Great in theory but in execution, all this ends up doing is making a contest with way too strict/too many guidelines and rules. Musicians hate rules man. We're goddamn musicians

but what do you guys care, it's your contest, your prerogative. carry on and don't take any criticism.

Don't be surprised though if all the entries suck in all your little because you pissed off all the musicians who might have participated.

Response to: Feb. Nac 2011 - Space Game Theme Posted February 23rd, 2011 in Audio

At 2/23/11 02:50 PM, Chronamut wrote: Bjra your song had soem epicness about it - but it didn't sound OLD. And the entire point of the contest was to bring the feeling of the 80s space games back - I understand you didn't grow up in that era- buton the same note peopel shoudln't be mad he didn't make the cut when a lot of other people adhered to the guidelines more rigidly than he did - in the end it's all about judging based on criteria.

constructive comment for the next contest:

the guidelines should be more concise, not 4 full paragraphs of guidelines. Hell you could have summed up the same guidelines in 1 sentence, not being all vague and complicated with main guidelines and 3 bonus guidelines.

I vote for a 1 sentence theme guideline rule for future contest

Response to: Feb. Nac 2011 - Space Game Theme Posted February 23rd, 2011 in Audio

I'll take it. I'm much more of a N64 guy than a classic chiptune kind of guy.

I made my song, no regrets.

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted February 20th, 2011 in Audio

At 2/20/11 11:19 AM, Sequenced wrote:
At 2/20/11 10:47 AM, Bjra wrote:
At 2/20/11 10:25 AM, Sequenced wrote: I went to a party last night. I was the only sober person there lol.
doing it wrong

you were. Unless you were sitting back analyzing how to get up on that stage yourself LEWL MASTERMIND
there was no stage, just a house party for someone turning 18. We were playing street fighter ( or some version of it ) on xbox while most of us were high and it was fucking amazing.

I was even a bit light headed myself, lots of people were smoking it outside.

I was at a party once where they were all getting high. I didn't smoke any but i must have inhaled some fumes because i had a slight gait and my head fell off

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted February 20th, 2011 in Audio

At 2/20/11 10:25 AM, Sequenced wrote: I went to a party last night. I was the only sober person there lol.

doing it wrong

you were. Unless you were sitting back analyzing how to get up on that stage yourself LEWL MASTERMIND

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted February 19th, 2011 in Audio

At 2/19/11 06:03 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote:
At 2/19/11 06:02 PM, Bjra wrote: VEGAN DIET

my vegan diet gives me wolverine like regenerative capabilities
as well as infinite virginity!!!!

I have long craved the soft feminine touch

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted February 19th, 2011 in Audio

VEGAN DIET

my vegan diet gives me wolverine like regenerative capabilities