lmao... damn... society is becoming infected with parts of symptoms actually belonging to the modern Internet Aids...

Already did that shit...
The basic problem is that most people don't do pushups correctly... if you do pushups like a faggot anyone can actually make it if he isn't too much of a fat fuck...

Bridge of Death by Manowar...
...or Highway to Hell for the more commercial kind if people...

At 8/15/08 09:27 AM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: Submitting a good flash on Clock Day is like sacrificing a virgin in a war zone.

FUCK!

ZOMG! Double post! I'm such a bad boy...

... this one's nice too...

Fukk u! No one beats dis guy!

At 8/12/08 09:53 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: Hey Faggots,

My name is BigFuzzyKitten and I am the SHIT on Newgrounds. I'm flawless in every way, I'm the leader of the club that makes some of the best flashes on Newgrounds, the Kitty Krew. Spamming never gets old after all these years doesn't it? I would much rather do that than go out and attempt to get a life.

My e-penis is 20 times larger than yours will ever be. I increase it's size by acting like a faggot and attempting to try and hurt people over the internet. I everyone who reads them laugh their asses off, it's just so funny! All in all I'm just so cool you should all kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and myself

Oh, we're very creative today...
Ok, here's an advice... I always dispose of my tissues after I used them...

(Random shit because I quoted too much text: asdsaldkjfhasökjdajsbnvjklbsaaslkjvbassd bhfuoashdföouhsdaäfhasdofhoiöasdfvsdovhs odiövhv)

I think you would fall on your knees and suck my balls. Why do you ask?

German is hard as fuck... even I as a German would say so...
But what counts if you want to be good at any language is the amont of interest you have about the language itself, it's origin and the countries... So just choose what you like most... Sometimes it's enough to be a Rammstein fan to develop enough interest for example...

Let him choke on your scrot

I thought The Dark Knight was a sado maso bondage porn...

At 6/29/08 09:22 AM, TimFrommeyer wrote: 2007 lol

btw this IS my artthread now.

SVZ :/
Awesome shit tho...

hehe... not bad...

Collectin sum random Ages of posters...

Age/Gender: 14, Male
Age/Gender: 15, Male
Age/Gender: 14, Female
Age/Gender: 13, Male

Yeh, I know... you guys have seen 2g1c, the complete Teach Me Fisting series and a bunch of other sick shit and it's kinda normal nowadays...
but, heh... I think it's funny that this thread still exists...

lmao... "Bloody fucking ho!"

Hm... I wonder why this hasn't been deleted yet...
So that means we are allowed to post links to German scat-sites now! :D

Hm... you should create an animation about that...

At 6/24/08 03:28 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: I've always wanted teh buttsecks. It seems so warm.

How about tryin to get sum pussy first, playa?

At 6/24/08 03:27 PM, The-DeadDuck wrote:

At 6/24/08 03:02 PM, Kottbullar wrote: I liked the submission with the photo session of him, rapig that plastic goat...
I think that was before the time he got married...

This

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X3
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Yes! YES! (I was almost about to run out of fap matereal...)

You should rather ask these people about the difficulties of convinving a woman for normal sex...

Hmm... Christmas dinner's saved!

*waiting for feminists to start flamewar

I liked the submission with the photo session of him, rapig that plastic goat...
I think that was before the time he got married...

At 6/23/08 04:32 PM, MojoFilter wrote:
I forgot Bo Diddley

You know, Elvis aside, Rock and Roll was pretty much pioneered by black people

Also, Jimi was "metal" for his time. He helped popularize the distorted guitar

Of course you're right! There were a lot of black guys who played a not unimportant role for the popularization of rock n roll.
Still it's pretty unusual nowadays to see a metal band that completely consists of blacks who mix the lyrics with their kind of humor what makes them something special in my opinion... special enough for being worth a post.

I didn't aim for a discussion about the role of black artists referring to the development of rock, but this kinda makes the whole issue even more interesting I think...

At 6/23/08 04:24 PM, MojoFilter wrote:

At 6/23/08 03:42 PM, Kottbullar wrote: So for everyone who thinks black people can only compose cheap Hip Hop and RnB this should be a nice surprise...

Jimi Hendrix, James Brown, John Coltraine, Bob Marley, and Chuck Berry

It really didn't come as a surprise

Yeh... right...
No Black Metal though!

At 6/23/08 03:57 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: NorseLaw. Viking metal rap music.

AHAHAHA! That's awesome!^^
(I fucking love Viking Metal... this may be a kind of blasphemy, but there's nothing better than a parody about something you actually like...)

At 6/23/08 04:09 PM, BlackPlastic wrote: No black people in rock!

White Power!
...Naw...
...actually this was supposed to cause the opposite effect... :/

At 6/23/08 03:54 PM, Kagoe wrote: I think it's horrible.

Ok, you're 13 and you're female, so I kinda understand your point! XD

I actually got to know about a Metal band from the good old days, that completely consists of n...on whites... or in other words maximal pigmented guys:
They are called Body Count and play a mix of Heavy Metal/Hardrock and Rap, AND they actually sing in some songs. So for everyone who thinks black people can only compose cheap Hip Hop and RnB this should be a nice surprise...

No matter you like Metal or belong to those who prefer Rap, check this shit out; you're either gonna love it or you will despise it with passion:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BSvD5SM_uI4 ("Cop Killer") -This song actually used to be indexed
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lXkk43z15wI ("KKK Bitch) -Some really funny shit... actually most of theri lyrics are pretty ironic and amusing

Some really nice kind of music in my opinion...
What do you think?

Uhm... yeh... I prefer some good Folk-/Viking-/Powermetal...
Rap mostly's pretty lame and the lyrics are pretty often about the same topic...
Some of my friends love Rap n Hip Hopm which is why I learned to accept it. I don't listen to it with passion, but some shit's alright...

But, hey! Ever tried a mix of both?
-BC, bitch!

I smell one attention whore that actually does have a sense of humor and a pair of balls, and a bunch of 13 year old hentai fanboys who are probably responsible for the high scores for every of those cheap hentai quizzes out there...
Someone please close this topic...

What kind of question is that?
Gigant armys of Germanics, Celtics and Vikings used hammers and axes as their primary weapon, but have you even seen a Viking movie featuring a Norman, running amok with a screwdriver?