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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYNdUM2gR sg

Nuff said.

Simple mathematical proof:

The concept that explains division in algebra is that it is the inverse of multiplication. For example,

6 / 3 = 2 2 * 3 = 6

since 2 is the value for which the unknown quantity in

?? * 3 = 6

is true. But the expression

6 / 0 = ??

requires a value to be found for the unknown quantity in

?? * 0 = 6

But any number multiplied by 0 is 0 and so there is no number that solves the equation.

So basically, what number do you multiply zero by to get to 6? Absolutely nothing can do that, hence why you can't divide by zero. If you don't understand the above, then don't worry your little mind about it. ;)

4 People with IQs of 40 are as good as a guy with an IQ of 160. Ofcourse. Two people with IQs of 80 are not capable of the same comprehensions and understanding a guy with an IQ of 160 is capable of. Get two people with IQs of 80 and tell them to work on Theoretical Physics and see how far they get.

At 4/25/11 11:54 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote:

At 4/25/11 11:39 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote:

At 4/25/11 11:28 PM, Drake wrote: Buck naked in the street.

You do know it's 'But naked' and not 'Buck naked' don't you?

Between two waterballoons.

I think it was a typo.

There was a thread on this quite a bit of time ago. Googlez it yo.

At 4/24/11 06:53 AM, mattuiop wrote: I would go to the ancient Asian land of Mayan and tell them about a bat shit insane theory that we are all gonna die in 2012.
Then I would got to the ancient Arab cave, find Allah and say I'm god.
Then I'll tell Jesus that every Christian will go to heaven in 2011.

PROBLEM, RELIGION?

You'd go to an Arab cave to find Allah? You do know that Allah is God in Islam, not a prophet or something, which I presume is what you're getting at. :S

Also, being in a biblical time period would be pretty cool, also to see if the supposed miracles turned out the way they did etc.

I got a 6 but I'm actually pretty good with numbers, weird patterns and minute details. Then again, I usually am very good in social situations and know how to keep conversations going with people. Guess I'm just that good. B)

At 4/23/11 11:03 PM, thunderblaze wrote: fuck if u guys arent bullshitting me than im gonna hate my life in the future. i already got enough insecurities -__________- suicide seems like the answer..

[Later, at the Police Station]

"So, detective, did he leave anything behind which could point us in the right direction as to why he killed himself?"

"Yeah, when we did a top to bottom search of his house, we didn't find anything, but after that, we got the computer experts in!"

"What did they find?"

"They managed to log into his computer, and from there, they ran through his history"

"So what did they find?"

"Besides a lot of videos watched on "Longblackdicks.com", we found a post he made on Newgrounds, saying he was committing suicide..."

"So, we now know... How long was it anyway?"

"... 6 or so..."

"I swear to God that's above average...?"

"I know, right? Must be all the LBD's he was looking at..."

At 4/23/11 12:27 AM, Dave4554 wrote: This is why people dont like arabs a lot.

I liked where you were going right up until this point.

At 4/23/11 03:47 PM, Syztm wrote: What exactly did these guys do, apart from providing vocals to popular house tracks?

So they aren't even original? I don't really listen to house so my knowledge of the genre isn't exactly extensive...

OG Troll: Chad Warden

At 4/7/11 11:00 PM, Cericon wrote: Nothing animated should ever be remade in live action.
I've yet to see a single instance in which a situation like this has ever ended well.

What about that Dragon Ball Evolution?

At 4/4/11 10:47 AM, MightyJackHammer wrote: I prefer Beats. Sorry, that's just how I roll.

So many bottlenecks will be in place when using Beats, you'll probably almost never get the full sound fidelity they are capable of, mainly because of the fact you're not sitting in a recording studio. Like, sure it'll have really good clarity and bass, but it's being bottlenecked by the source (phone, mp3 player, whatever) and by the format of the music file (forgot what that file was that is like super high in size, .mkv or something?) so it'd make more sense to buy some £80 headphones instead ($130 or so).

*Insert OP username joke here*

I just go on Kongregate to play games, well I used to for a long time, mainly because it had the universal Achievement system, one of it's main selling points really. It was really addictive and fun for a while, I even managed to get halfway to the level cap on it. :D

You sound like a total ass to me son. You beat up some kids and took their football, the best reasoning you could spit out being that "You were bored"? Get the hell out of here man, seriously. I hope you get beaten up and never do anything as douchey as that again. -_-

At 9/23/10 11:04 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: You know I thought this was a pretty fucking hilarious and original thread... until I realized it was a COPY AND PASTE THREAD.

http://www.answerology.com/index.aspx/qu estion/2865131_Sexually-Traumatized.html

For shame!!!!

/thread.

At 9/13/10 05:31 PM, Minion777 wrote: Their just words you ass.

They're***

Anyway, religion is integral in most, if not all languages. Get over it. :/

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"If ya'll a scared muthafucka go to Church".

To quote a rapper who's name I've forgot.

At 7/31/10 01:24 PM, WaterShake wrote:

At 7/31/10 01:12 PM, andycastaneda wrote: OP is a virgin.

True. But mainly through choice. Where I live just now, sex outside marriage is illegal. Never mind the fact i'm homosexual (which is also a crime). So basically, if I were to have sex, i'd be acting incredibly selfishly, putting both me and my family at risk.

You do realize you just admitted to being homosexual? On Newgrounds? Oh boy.

At 7/29/10 10:06 PM, DannyJay wrote: so what's your story?

I advanced slowly through the thick layer of trees and shrubbery to come through to a vast and open field. Green stretched as far as the eye could see but something was amiss. My treasure map told me there was a mountain that pierced through the skies on the very point on which I was standing on. At which moment, I felt a jolt push me far upwards as I transcended Earth. At the top of that grand mountain lay someone by the name of DannyJay's mother, who seduced me into having intimate moments with her. When I awoke from this horrible dream, I found that it was a day as true as any other, and I had, in fact, been infected with AIDs as well as Chlamydia.

'Twas a day as adventurous as the time I brought down the ancient one eyed giant from terrorizing the townsfolk of my which my newly purchased manor resided in.

That's my story.

/

At 7/30/10 01:54 PM, Corpus-Delicti wrote: The free xbox live for 1 year.

Six years of Xbox Live Gold.

4:32:28 With a bunch of randoms. I'm getting really good at this. o_O

At 7/29/10 05:30 PM, slayer1029 wrote: The team I was with did quite well.

Lol I was in that team! I forgot which colour I was though. :|

What is this? I can't even find any other people to join. :(

At 7/22/10 06:06 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 7/22/10 06:05 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: there seems to be a lack of good new users to replace the older ones. All the new users are spastic fuckheads from 4chan.

Fix'd. Oh, lord, fix'd.

I don't post pictures of women standing naked in their bedrooms having just given birth. (Yes, I've seen that before).

Anyway, I think the decline of posts is to do with the general staleness of world news and stuff right now. Wait until some shit hits the fan, trolls and idiots will be buzzing around the forums before you know it.

When I looked up the square root of Pi, it gave me a math error.

Wrong topic? Oh, I didn't really know what the hell we were talking about here anyway.

Trolls these days.

Sigh.

Dude, you serious? You'd have to be a complete idiot to fall for this keylogging shit. Don't download this unless you want a butt raped computer.

At 6/22/10 04:47 PM, Yamor wrote: Some people choke themselves to do the same thing. Once I let them do it to me and when you wake up your whole body just feels numb. I hear its pretty darn dangerous so I wouldn't do it.

When my friend got up, he's face was red, and he said something behind his ear popped. It was red and sore. A couple of minutes later though, he was on the floor, spazzing out again. How can I get my friends to stop this idiocy, and don't want to be the one to say I told them so. :/