This thread is about me!

knox sucks lol

At 6/20/07 06:08 PM, HandsomePete wrote: So look, I see that Knox is back in the top 50 again... at number 2 even, and I really want to know something from you all... How/when am I supposed to be laughing at this? I know people like him a lot, and I don't want to turn this into the flame war that it should be, but he's NOT funny.... AT ALL. So the joke is that there are landmines, and they look like pancakes, and they blow people up. It seems to me that the humor in these is fairly akin to a "This is my first flash. It's a stick figure shooting another stick figure, then he dies somehow anyway" kind of humor.
He does a good job animating with his uber-simplistic clay figures, but for this guy to be as popular as is (or rather, was, really) shouldn't the jokes NOT suck? This is an old debate, I know, but I'd really like someone to explain a Knox joke to me, other than him.

Pancake Mines is an epic tale of two men on there journy of finding the sacred gold of kawkledon, but they are stopped by an ugly troll who they must battle before they are able to cross. One of the men also has aids, which makes him very very grouchy.

At 5/7/07 02:31 PM, EvilJesus wrote: I know he has a girlfriend and 3 cats

i dont have any cats, she has 6 cats, haha...

At 2/10/07 02:54 AM, fishhook wrote: good to see kno back

Kno is Koo!

i am so in this movie

At 12/23/06 12:03 PM, CUBErt wrote: I don't watch Knox's Klaymations for the graphics, I watch them for the humour.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORK I PUT IN THOSE GRAPHICS?!

At 12/23/06 11:59 AM, Complete wrote: So, you are saying that you are the offspring from me?

are you my dad? then yes

im the offspring of my dad

At 12/23/06 11:49 AM, T-N-T wrote: One guy insulted me for copying knox !when its just the clay people that look the same

seriously, if LegendaryFrog can get away with using other peoples material/style, then why cant you

At 12/23/06 07:14 AM, CitricSquid wrote: Wow Knox, you just made yourself look like such a faggot.

OH BURN.

faggot like a fox

At 12/23/06 05:08 AM, Kuro wrote:

At 12/20/06 07:43 PM, ElectroPulse wrote: it just pisses me off because they give good animations a bad score just cause it isnt knox

I hate it even more when people give bad submissions a good score just because it IS Knox.

theres a snowman in the newgrounds banner! AW MAN THATS GREAT!

At 12/23/06 04:50 AM, Elemental-soldier wrote: I hate all clay any thing thats not flash I automatically blam them or give them a low score.

youre a bad ass

At 12/23/06 04:34 AM, Masculine wrote: Knox, you look kinda like a poor man's John Mayer.

you mean my NG profile pic? hmmm interesting.

At 12/23/06 04:21 AM, Bolo wrote: Your face is ANGELIC in your sig.

ohhhh

YOUR face is engelic in YOUR sig

At 12/23/06 03:56 AM, Bolo wrote: Knox's claymations really aren't that good anyways.

Your FACE isnt that good anyways.

ohhh

At 12/23/06 03:42 AM, Wunk wrote:

Hi Knox.

Apparently i'll never be as good as you, although I've never made a claymation.

what do I do now?

be glad that youre smart enough to not try klaymation..its a wise decision!

At 12/23/06 03:36 AM, Ryan wrote:

I fail to see the humor in that.

Oh wait now I get it, teehee.

now i get your FACE.

oh snap.

At 12/22/06 05:16 PM, Platinum wrote:
Knox isn't good anyway.

your FACE isnt that good anyway.

oh burn

At 12/20/06 07:36 PM, ElectroPulse wrote: Im pissed at people who reveiw perfectly good claymations and say "u'll never be as good as knox"

i hate when people do that to me!

At 10/14/06 04:44 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: why couldn't you have actually made clay models that are more than faceless blue blobs and sets for newgrounds instead?

because im getting over $100,000 to do it outside of newgrounds! :P

And again, im not the one who made the petition, though we are talking to alot of producers who DO have the power to get it to the big screen, so we'll see...not that i actually think that it will happen, just getting this movie made will make me happy.
Plus if all else fails, it will be in video stores EVERYWHERE!

PS. is it me, or are the anti-knox's obsessed with drawing penis's.

"i hate this person, he has no talent and has no life! now excuse me while i make a movie about this person, WITH PENISES!!"

alrighty, peace out Newgrounds, most of you have been very very good to me!

At 10/3/06 11:04 AM, AsthmaticHamster wrote:

At 10/3/06 11:00 AM, Knox wrote: Stuff

I see that your "knox topics" radar hasn't worn off with the years.
Those are some awesome news though. I really hope you'll get theaters release!

yeah man, im gonna be living in a friggin movie studio next year, haha, cant wait.

I even got Warwick Davis in Villain! :D

At 10/3/06 11:02 AM, Shady-Joe wrote: lol Knox posted :P

knox is ghey

haha that thing, yeah one of my producers made that, but honestly, it takes more than a petition to get your movie in theatres

Though right now a producer from corpes bride is reading the Villain script, and if he likes it, he says hes going to get the celebrity deathmatch director to co-direct Villain with me.

We also got a studio that were going to shoot the movie in, should be awesome..production starts (again) in february with the new budget, crew and studio.

Were trying to ATLEAST get this movie a world wide DVD release, but my producers trying to get it into cinemas (thats kind of crazy thinking though, but we'll see)

for more info go to knoxskorner.com/villain

The project is getting very big and ill announce all the details on the NG front page once its all official.

THANKS

I'm still waiting for the "Knox has new shoes!" thread.

At 6/29/06 06:02 PM, Starberry wrote: the creators of wallace and gromit OF COURSE

ps knox is on the ANTI top list ok thanks bye Q

knox haters..always comparing a group of 30 professional animators to an 18 year old kid. :P

Im sure the guy ment Newgrounds anyways.

3. mack productions

2. freemont

1. toxic bomb

At 8/10/06 08:57 AM, -Knox- wrote:

At 8/9/06 05:08 PM, __AdamAnt wrote: Knox, when are you going to realize that you're a talentless faggot?

when more people start calling me one.

Knox, youre gay, you dont even know how to use flash, and all youre fans are 13 and stuff!

At 8/9/06 05:08 PM, __AdamAnt wrote: Knox, when are you going to realize that you're a talentless faggot?

when more people start calling me one.

At 8/9/06 12:04 AM, Blue_Block wrote:

At 8/8/06 10:38 PM, -Knox- wrote: i got tired of making them, plus im to busy with bigger projects now, hell i can barely make these Newgrounds klaymations anymore. :)

What have you become?! It says in your profile that you will always have a place for newgrounds. YOU FUCKING LIAR. I HATE YOU!!!!!!! O and do you still have that one collection of your movies on DVD? I believe it was called knox on your toob or something like that.

i actually re-did that dvd. it will be released on Auguest 31st and has pretty much every klaymation ive made after 2003.

At 8/8/06 10:49 PM, Zac_Donald wrote: I like his penis

everyone likes that

i got tired of making them, plus im to busy with bigger projects now, hell i can barely make these Newgrounds klaymations anymore. :)

Plus you gotta remember that i now have a fanbase of millions of people, and i wouldnt be able to get away with making dubed movies like i use to when i only had a fanbase of like 10,000.....i have a higher risk of being sued if i do that.