Take his knife, and with it, cut his balls off and shove them in his mouth.

At 6/21/08 06:56 PM, japanfan2 wrote: japan owns the us cause we destroyed you in ww2. if you didn't drop the nukes we would have taken hawaii and taken america.

We didn't even need to use the nukes, we just wanted to fucking overkill it. We originally had a bomb we called the 'bat bomb'! (No, not a fucking ripoff of batman!) This is what napalm was made for! They would attach little bombs of napalm to the bats feet, and it would roost in the houses roof. Then, at a certain time, KABOOM! The city goes up in flame.

Basically, we just pwn you with randomly designed weapons of mass destruction.

Masturbate.

So, the fuck you still reading for? What is your MMMS? What if you haven't left? Then what is it so far Einstein.

Mine is when I made a teacher look like an idiot then spilled water on his pants. So fun.

At 4/20/08 12:57 AM, UltimaMaster wrote:

At 4/20/08 12:54 AM, wasb wrote: You could press charges... you know because assault is a crime...

Yeah, but if he was smart he could just say it was in self-defense because I struck him first

No he can't, it must be right after said assualt, otherswise its retaliation, which is illegal. You would be charged for the initial assualt, but he would be charged with premeditated assualt and some other shit. You still win as long as you keep out the part about the neighbor with the gun, and just say he came out with a few other people.

Stampers Penicorn. Would be completely epic.

No, really!

T.V. is getting really fucked up these days. No new ideas, only spin-offs of old ones.

Actually, even in the GOOD ending the giants pretty much fail. The town still gets destroyed, but from some kind of magic. Also, Death Mountain isn't hit BY the moon, its hit by the shockwaves created by the moon hitting the town.

Legend of Zelda, Oracle of Ages. It was awesome. Slightly less awesome is Oracle of Seasons.

Found another one

Gekido Advance; Kintaro's Revenge

And the Armymen game was

Army Men Advance, worst game I have ever played. EVER.

Spiderman by activision for the PC (storyline that has nothing to do with any of the comics)
Megaman Battlenetwork 1-6 for the GBA
Kirby 64, the crystal shards for the N64
Eternal Ring (was kinda shit)
Giants citizen kabuto (Really glitchy shitty game)
Pokemon Stadium for N64
Oh, and some fucking Armymen game for the GBA that sucked complete ass.

Some of them you may have played, but others you wouldn't even know have existed.

Super Mario Bros. 3
Every single song in it is epic.

he gets realy mad and kicks me in the face and breaks my nose. but in the end, he is going to jail for destruction of property, assualt and battery, and tresspassing. oh, and he has to pay my medical fees and a fine of $10,000.

$10,000?? You got fucking ripped off! The medical fees for surgery would be $8,000 AT THE LEAST and could go all the way up to $50,000 if you got really screwed over. You should have sued him.

At 6/13/08 03:19 PM, ngman7 wrote: What is it? Are people bored or are they depressed? Are they trying to compensate for something?

Because most of us here have nothing better to do.

At 5/4/08 06:48 PM, RobbieGagg wrote: I almost got raped by some fat bastard, while on some dumbass site called pogo.com.

Fixed, for all who want to know.

At 6/13/08 03:22 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Woops, I meant to put grammar.
I've seen about 10 people complaining about capitalizing every word all of the time.
It's not a big deal, so suck it up. As long as they are trying to spell, and don't type shit like leet, you can quit being a dick.

Thank you for your time.

Like it's worth anything.

Fixed.

At 6/13/08 12:18 PM, omghihi wrote: how do ppl pull off 3 all nighters in a row? i just dont get it...

You failed.

At 6/13/08 12:11 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Does anyone here like them? I have The black Album and The White Album. They're ace. ^_^

Is that some random ass Japanese band?

Oh shit...

"They didn't ask us anything. Plus, we don't like McDonald's, and we don't like American Idol, so we're doubly offended."

Devo hates McDonalds! Who knew?

At 6/13/08 11:38 AM, stanni wrote: The servers are down! What shall will do now?

Masturbate. It heals all troubles.

At 6/13/08 11:12 AM, MasterBalls wrote: Basically I have an email off a stupid bitch teacher of mine.

Well more specifically my dad does.

Well more specifically, I read it.

Even more specifically, do you know of any way to make read emails look new?

Delete the email, then delete your browsing history so he never knew you were there.

At 6/13/08 09:24 AM, SCUD14 wrote: Pasta, frankfurter, mixed with mayonaisse and topped with cheese of uncertain edibility. Would YOU eat it?

What KIND of frankfurter?

At 6/13/08 10:33 AM, nurglerot wrote: the fastest way too pee in a toilet

Put your penis in the water and go.

At 1/20/08 06:12 PM, Dog-meat wrote: what ever happened to good ol' fashion necrophilia?

Sleeping Buety (HOLY CRAP!! I forgot how to spell it :P) killed it.

At 1/28/08 03:02 PM, DrClay wrote: Mine was a little toy gun. It was clear plastic and had lights and everything. When you pulled the trigger it made a bunch of different sounds like a laser or machine gun and some noise that sounded like a telephone.

I had one of those too! It would make sounds like an ambulence, a police car, play a few songs, and make a really wierd police car-ambulence-fire engine-mix sound.

Myspace sucks balls, post it on newgrounds! Its better!

Don't do it and fake being sick

At 1/27/08 08:56 PM, EpicFail wrote:

What do you guys think I should consider?

You are destined to become a pedo.

I say fuck him.

Also, hide the evidence for a month until it blows over.