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the most painfull way to die is actualy being burned alive. Studies, man.

At 2/3/12 11:44 PM, satanbrain wrote: Your predictions connect between Rama and Spore. What will actually happen resembles Fallout timeline rather than yours.

Nuclear weapons are the E-penises of the world.

I mean yeah, you -have- them, but that doesnt mean you would be retarded enough to actualy launch one at another country.

Mines much better.

2015-2020: Banked have succesfully ruled the modern world, and the rich gain more and more power, in effect enslaving the poor worldwide.

2015-2035 (Estimate): Computers reach the possible limits for current construction. Completely new designs from scratch are made, and computers are able to process more then one command at a time, creating massive evolution of technology everywhere.

2040-???: Its impossible to predict any form of technology past this point, due to the unpredictable nature of development. It is safe to say, however, that every 25-30 years, the rate of intelectual evolution will double.

2025: A salvo of nuclear missiles are launched at the asteroid threatening to destroy earth, shattering it into thousands of pieces that safely disintigrate in the earths atmosphere.

2030: The ability to reverse age is perfected, but is only given out to the rich, in secret.

2050: Over-population occurs, and the rich begin to secretly murder entire cities in mass, blaming it on anomalies such as asteroids and the like.

2050: By now, it is easy to assume that we will have figured out how to create AI more powerfull then our own brains. Humans begin to grow lazy, allowing the machines to do things for them, think for them, create for them.

2012-2500: Humans will create "Seeds of life", shooting small cylanders to distant parts of the galaxy/universe where life seems to be possible to bloom. They contain the basic nessesities for life to bloom and evolve.

2100: The AI will have known its purpose and will have enslaved its masters, ruling the new world.

2100-2250: The ability to bend space to move quickly through it is developed using an unknown technology. Interplanetary travel, instant broadcasting, teleportation and cross-solar system travel.

2100-2500: A star will go super nova nearby our own solar system due to human/robotic involvement, killing off everyone in the near solar system, completely wiping out humanity and machines

400,000,000,000: One of the remaining Seeds Of Life hits a planet at the edge of the Andromeda galaxy, setting off the events that would create a new life, similar to the one on earths.

Add and repeat infinitum.

Wait... You can get with-draws from zoloft?

FFFFFUUUU

At 12/27/11 04:52 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 12/27/11 04:46 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: Almost every character in Dragon Ball Z can blow up an entire planet. The Bleach characters probably couldn't even beat Hercule.

Oooo Burn!

AHAHAAUGH, WAHAHAAUGH AUUUGHH!!!

*Mr. Satan

Hawt.

Entire thread is bullshit. Ghosts have been proven to be halucinations caused by vibrations that create high frequency tones, that cause halucigenic effects of fear and cold.

At 12/27/11 04:46 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: Almost every character in Dragon Ball Z can blow up an entire planet. The Bleach characters probably couldn't even beat Hercule.

Oh hercule, the underdog.

Nah man, he would just say he had a stomach ache and get buu to kill them all.

Considering most characters in DBZ could literly KICK PEOPLE IN HALF, im gonna half to go with the dragon.

And if they hit Super Saiyan... Well, thats 50 times there original power, so yeah, bleach is fucked.

At 12/2/11 08:07 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 12/2/11 07:25 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

Cats have prefrontal cortexes that are more developed than mouse brains. They're more human.
I am not watching this video because I've seen enough horrible things but I'm sure the person is a sick individual. Snakes and other reptiles don't form the same social bonds as other animals so I think they don't deserve to have social animals fed to them. They can eat lowly animals or they can starve for all I care.

Survival of the fittest; Circle of life, etc etc...
I could go on, but seriously. Kitten dun got ate. Shits for real yo.

What a dumbass. She probably looked the bear in the eyes.

NEVER look a bear in the eyes, thats a sign that you want to fight it. Also, never turn away from a bear. Stare at the ground in front of you and slowly -SLOWLY- walk away. If it trys to get close pick up a stick and swing it and scream extremely loudly. Bears are pussies and dont like it when you yell at them.

If all else fails, and the bears really close to you, go for the face. If your lucky, you can hit it in the eyes/nose and stun it, then pick up a rock and proceed to bash it in the face untill it stops moving.

At night me and my buds go and shit in the pool.

Then we look in the morning and there is still people swimming in the water!

FULL SALE! SWOB THE POOP DECK!

At 8/7/11 11:56 PM, Mischivus wrote: I havent even seen 2004 NG, so I can't say anything about it. Here's a picture of a bunny for your troubles.

What a fitting reward.

I feel rejuvinized.

At 8/8/11 11:28 AM, creepyboy wrote:

At 8/8/11 07:40 AM, Black-Ops wrote:
Can anyone else remember the first thing that they did on the internet?

Searching for porn

Fuck ninja'd.

Anyways, probably cartoonnetwork.com

Then, probably some other crappy websites.

First offical website?
Fuck, beats me. Probably guild wars. I used to orgasm for that shit.

At 8/8/11 03:11 AM, DarkMatter wrote: adjascent rooms and might have heard us. But the wierdest part, was when my cat walked in on us. xP

Did you fuck the cat?

At 8/8/11 12:18 PM, TightRope wrote: My mom also told me to quit masturbating.

This is relevant to someones interests.

I love how the second something becomes popular, like Rebecca black, suddenly its "No one cares. I never cared it always sucked" Yet 3 months earlier they had like, 100 posts about how so and so was terrible bad and should feel bad and how it ruins their lives.

Fucking scene kiddies on NG these days.

At 8/3/11 12:40 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Pleasant. Though I've forgotten what my icon is. Time to find out.

Ow.

Fun fact: The reason a woman raping a man isn't considered rape is because men like it.

Ow a little, then get over it.

IB4 chainsaw users

Aparently what browser you use makes a difference.

I use IE because
1. I know how to use it
2. I cant be arsed to download some new browser bullshit.

It works just fine on my computer and im not a blockhead for having it.

Take off my jacket, use it to wipe off my head and take off my pants. Then walk home casualy.

I say go fuck yourself.

If you dont awnser all of my questions 24/7 does that mean I can sue you for false advertising?

OMG I saw this thread thought "what the hell" went out and did it to some bitch IRL.

After I came she got out her phone and called the cops, at which point I ran like hell.

Im currently hiding in the graveyard posting this from my iphone.

Was totaly worth it.

At 4/16/11 12:03 AM, PokeKirbyDeluxe wrote: help! i used my freshly bought action replay on mah white, and after i went to the pc after catching legends(like Genesect), i accessed my pc, went to aminita's pc(pc boxes) and chose move pokemon, than the top screen turned blue and the bottom screen said "an error has occered, please turn the power of". i tried doing other ways

You done' goofd.
Sorry bro, your going to have to buy a new black/white.
action replay= fuck up your game.

A magical girlfriend, you say?

Oh, the possibilities in bed.

According to that map, I live right next to were its supposed to go off!

Luckily, if there IS a tsunami, i live on a hill.

Problem, nature?

At 3/16/11 03:50 PM, hateyou1 wrote:

At 3/16/11 03:48 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: I think we are being had by a piss poor troll.

Yeah, that's it. Keep living in fantasy land in where liberals give you free money without working and a land in where everyone has equal rights, equal cash, equal everything, while the government gives you anything you want.

Yep, keep believing that kid. Do you believe in the toothfairy as well?

Id rather live in a world of lies and prospitity then a life of truth and suffering for rights.
I have a feeling most feel such a way as well.

wtf is a sheen

At 3/11/11 10:10 PM, twistex wrote: if i never played COD, i think i wold be sorry for them. to bad if i didn't play COD i would still laugh and mook them dog eating fucks( or is that korea, uh well whats the difference)

/facepalm