Hi Tom, here is my list:

Gordon's Silence, by Greensinge Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

Dennis the Death Knight, by plowking Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

N00bs of History ep2, by ZombieToaster Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Doodlez II: Scribblez, by CopyCatDS Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

ANT WAR!!!, by RussianSpy22 Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

Spy & Scouts Mum elope, by KOMONO Type: Movie Rating: Ages 17+

The Scout. If I'll ever find the time to do a flashmovie about Team Fortress 2, it's gonna have him as a main character.

Company of Heroes never fucking shows any warning signs when my units get raped by artillery.

Ok so, I bet there are only a few people out there who actually played Grogs Revenge on the C64 ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Kmn2mhn 5I

So I'll just explain it. That white square on the map is Grog, a big nosed caveman ... and whenever he is on the same area as you, you'll hear that scary music. Whenever he catches up to you, you hear a short losing music and the guy JUMPS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR SCREEN AND DOES A REALLY LOUD GROWL sound.

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Can you imagine how much that shit scared me when I was like ... 6 ?!

Commandos 2 : Men of Courage has such a niiiiiiiiiiice first level.

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No really, I tried to give this game a chance. I really tried. It's the worst pile of overrated "strategy" shit I've ever played in my entire life.

Doom

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Company of Heroes is very close, though.

I'm not sure about what my first flash on NG was.

The oldest flashes I actually REMEMBER were -> "We Drink Ritalin" & "Counter-Stick" (by Jaso Noto).

This is one of my personal favorites and a real earworm.

Mostly Metal Jacket, by secretbison Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

I think this might be worth a look ...

Counter Operations, by DarkstaR726 Type: Movie Rating: Ages 17+

I knew you people would love DBZ is Gay - Mutoniatus. The DBZ fanboys keep spamming my movie constantly with zeros and insults.

Hahaha, oh my god this was fucking awesome ! When was this made ?

Meh. i think i know those kind of dreams. Most of the time they are nightmares.

For example, a few times i dreamed of being attacked by a fucking male lion. And exactly at that moment where i try to atleast defend myself i wake up. Most of the time it's a lot of stress ... I don't know why i sometimes have nightmares about feline predators though ... it's weird.
(The dream was much more complex though, but it's mostly bullshit and not important)

By the way, do you guys ever had some "pain-dreams". Those really suck.

With the newest patch it's also possible to play without the CD.
But for me it came months too late ... inserting the fucking CD was really annoying.

Usually i played a Paladin with fanatism and zeal up to Level 80 or something and then stopped, because the only point of the game at the end is getting the goddamn uniques from billions of runs. The game actually is really fucked up, spambots and itemsellers ... and Blizzard doesn't care.

On top of that, the game is all about doing XP-runs, like Tristram-Runs ... instead of just playing through the fucking game with a group of people and beating the harder monsters. They normally all split up when they reached Act 2 ... (example).

The gayest thing i have ever done was registering on DevianTART. It brought me absolutely nothing and i encountered the lowest lifeforms on this planet. Yes, even lower then the YouTube retards.

In Krautland we don't have Dr.Pepper.

I got my first award, yay.

Meh, that knife doesn't really fit to me.

... just go into the WarCraft 3 Map Editor and go into the Sound Editor ... everything is listed there and you can extract whatever you want.

I never go to McDonalds or Burger King, NEVER. Whenever i want Hamburgers i make them myself.

What a fine thread, i must release my anger for 15 hours of flashmovie working ...

The Gladiator from Quake II with his railgun. The Quake IV version is a pussy against that bastard.

Picture

You and teammates ? You kill everyone by yourself >:(.

We need ALLTALK activated, there is nothing cooler than yelling at your enemies.

Fools, all you need is the "Advanced MP3 WMA Recorder".

Hey Dave, don´t forget to add cs_militia :P.

Damn i´m getting pwned on that server.

So, i once again made the mistake to click on the DeviantFart link. Guess what i found in the upper area ...

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55645823/

Compare the comments with the picture. I laughed hard.

At 4/21/07 02:16 PM, Protosscat123 wrote: and everyone heres the flash I made.

I slapped myself in the face when i saw that ... 3 hours for a ball moving in 5 keyframes and making boom... are you a sloth or something ?!

My first flash movie i´ve made came through and it people actually liked it ... BECAUSE I SPENT 3 WEEKS on it.

BonusStage, i totally share your pain and your anger, man.

If there is anything ghetto, it´s Deviant Art.

I hate Deviant Art, i totally hate this piece of shit nazi website.

The only thing i do on Deviant Art is to post pictures there and some of my flash movies, for some reason ... I totally ignore this website when i don´t upload anything.

Deviant Art is the worst thing that came on earth. It´s like hell itself unleashed the forces of untalented fucktards and anime/manga wannabe faggots (+ furries).

Everytime you look on the frontpage, you see such unbelievable shit that you wonder what´s wrong with those people. 97 % of every entry is manga shit & a bunch of retards who call themself artists for ripping off an overhyped overused lame dumb drawing style.

The chat rooms are filled with pathetic losers who never pay any attention to a serious question or just tell you to leave. But as soon as somebody posts a goddamn bunny with a pancake animation everybody jumps around in joy ... i swear to god i could kill every single person in those chatrooms with my bare hands ...

And now the worst thing of all: COMMENTS. You can´t tell anyone that he sucks balls at what he´s doing. Why ... ? Because the nazi admins then come by with the speed of light to give you a warning or an instant-ban for every little small bad thing you say about someone or his submission. Because of this you will only see retarded "zoMG I LUV THIS +fav" comments.

I love Newgrounds for what it is. You have enough free speech here and the portal system holds off all the crap. Though the review rules have been increased i can still say what i don´t like about a movie without being punished by the banstick. And as others mentioned, yeah Deviant Art is slow as a turtle, and why, because of 39 million pieces of crap on it which stay there for eternity. I´m probably not even able to count every single problem i have with this site.

Deviant Art sucks

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/ <---- They wrote a really good article of how much DA sucks.