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Author Search Results: 'Khawner'

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Topic: brawl losers(?)

Posted: 08/20/08 01:25 PM

Forum: Video Games

Wow Dante, I know we handed your ass to you on a silver platter, but that doesn't mean you should tell everyone on newgrounds, you know...the people who don't give a flying fuck about how badly you lost to us?

And since were on the subject, if anyone wants to end up being a whiny bitch like Dante, challenge me in brawl.


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Topic: 4kids loopholes

Posted: 08/14/08 02:37 PM

Forum: General

Ok, anyone who watches 4kids TV is an 8 year old child. Why you ask? Hmm...I don't know. Let's think about the title..."4kids"...mabye that means it's FOR KIDS YOU FUCKING PREPUBESENT SACKS OF SHIT.
Grow up. And everyone in this thread who likes 4kids must leave due to being underaged.


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Topic: 4kids loopholes

Posted: 08/14/08 02:33 PM

Forum: General

At 8/4/08 02:14 AM, SonicSnackages wrote:
At 8/4/08 01:51 AM, Grimfenix wrote: Good lord, who fucking cares about some fucking cartoons.

Are you all fucking 8 years old?

And why the fuck are you guys obsessed with Sonic, Mario, Megaman, and especially that motherfucking Kirby faggot.

Grow the fuck up.

Fuck.
Fuck you, buddy, Sonic, Mario, and Kirby are more awesome than your noobish internet tough guy shit talking will ever be, asshole

Unfortanutly thats false. It is madatory that you grow up, before the internets are covered up with useless shit such as this. And also, 8 year olds arn't allowed on newgrounds, so I'm going to have to ask you to GTFO.


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Topic: The Sig Every One Signed

Posted: 08/14/08 02:28 PM

Forum: General

I don't take kindly to shitty threads round this part o' town, boy.


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Topic: Chowder

Posted: 08/14/08 02:21 PM

Forum: General

I find that it is actually pretty good for a kids show. It's recently been shitty new shows that barely have even an ounce of originality. But I would have to say this show is quite passable.


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Topic: Going to buy an X-Box 360

Posted: 07/25/08 11:18 AM

Forum: Video Games

*waits excitedly for sonic fanboy to come in and say Sonic 06*


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Topic: =console Wars, I Know Who Will Win=

Posted: 07/21/08 07:43 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 7/21/08 05:18 PM, halen1 wrote: what i think should happen is what happened with Atari and the ColecoVision.

Well, I wish that would happen too, but we all know it never will.


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Topic: =console Wars, I Know Who Will Win=

Posted: 07/21/08 05:16 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 7/21/08 05:15 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote:
At 7/21/08 05:00 PM, Khawner wrote: Honestly, instead of thinking about how they can fix there problem, they just annoy the hell out of people to feel better about it.
No one ever said that every gamer in the world is smart.

I know. I'm just saying that it pisses me off.


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Topic: Your consoles

Posted: 07/21/08 05:05 PM

Forum: Video Games

Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, Gameboy Advance SP, Nintendo DS, DS, Lite, Atari, N64, Sega Dreamcast, Gamecube, PS2, Wii, Xbox 360, PS3 (Only for like a week, though) Gameboy Player (if that counts)

What can I say? I grew up with Nintendo.


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Topic: =console Wars, I Know Who Will Win=

Posted: 07/21/08 05:00 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 7/21/08 04:54 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: I remember Ben Croshaw saying something along the lines of about how people defend their console because their mom will only buy them one console, and they have to rabidly defend it if they made the wrong choice.

That makes sense...but there is one last thing that pisses me off.

If they are going to go through all that shit, then why not just sell it so they can buy a new one? Honestly, instead of thinking about how they can fix there problem, they just annoy the hell out of people to feel better about it.


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Topic: Best games with a "4" in it.

Posted: 07/21/08 04:54 PM

Forum: Video Games

Contra 4 (?)


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Topic: =console Wars, I Know Who Will Win=

Posted: 07/21/08 04:52 PM

Forum: Video Games

Ok, I'm getting really sick of this console war shit. Why does it matter which console is the best or not? If your trying to convince someone that a console is better than another console, what does that accomplish? Nothing. For 3 big reasons.

1. If someone likes a console, it is not possible to convince them that some other console is better. It's like four year olds fighting over toys. Example:

Kid 1: My choo choo train is better than yours.
Kid 2: No it isn't.
Kid 1: My train is blue, so it's obviously the best.
Kid 2: But my train is red, and everybody knows Red is better than Blue
kid 1: NO! BLUE IS BETTER THAN RED
kid 3: your all a bunch of losers. yellow is the way to go.
etc.

2. If for some reason, your the luckiest man on earth, and you actually do the impossible, (convince someone that there console isn't as good as yours,) what do you get out of it? The guy will just say, "Oh, I guess that console is pretty cool." and thats it. Yep, you waisted 4 hours on the computer arguing with this guy just to hear him say that.

3. And this is the biggest reason of all. WHO CARES IF SOMEONE ENJOYS ANOTHER CONSOLE!!! If someone says, "I played Mario Galaxy/Halo 3/Metal Gear Solid 4, and I enjoyed it," how does that affect your life in anyway? Why does anyone have to be some douchebag, and just say, "Wow...The Wii/PS3/Xbox360 sucks, your a noob, you have no life. If only you had a (insert console here) like I do. if someone likes Mario, who cares, you can play your own game. If you really don't believe that people don't care, go up to some random person on the street and say, "I like the xbox 360" do you think that person will actually care even the slightest? But unfortanutly, some people hear this as something really important. When someone says, "I like the xbox 360" other people hear, "I have a huge ass nuclear bomb, and it's going to go off and kill everybody unless you bash the 360." It's not important.

One last tidbit is people who don't own a console, but bash it anyways. Whats the point of that, if you don't even know what it's like?

Now I'm not going to pretend I'm high and mighty and know everything. I was twelve once, and I always defended Nintendo. I did some of the stupid things I mentioned. I would always say, "The Wii is the best! All the other consoles only have shooters, etc." But then I did something very important. I grew up. I know being 14 isn't much older than I used to be, but it's enough. I decided when I was 13 to buy an Xbox 360. It's a great system. I was afraid I would hate it due to my Nintendo fanboyism, but it's great, and I just absolutly love it. The Wii is still my favorite, but none the less. I have also played the ps3, but I just really couldn't get into it...it was just way different. Although metal gear solid 4 is one hell of a game, 1 game wont win me over. And I know the Wii only has 22 good games out of 245, (in my opinion) but its enough for me. And when I get bored with the Wii, I turn to my xbox, and vice versa. The PS3 was just something I couldn't turn to.

I guess the main thing I'm trying to get across is, stop with the console wars shit. It's pointless and it will get you no where. Not saying that you shouldn't express your opinions for these consoles, I'm just saying don't fight over them like cats and dogs. Thank you, to anyone who read this.


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Topic: Ok Sony, I Bought In!

Posted: 07/21/08 04:10 PM

Forum: Video Games

Not another console war....


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Topic: Nintendo

Posted: 07/21/08 12:43 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 7/21/08 12:01 PM, McPaper wrote: Dont worry guys - you hardcore gamers have Animal Crossing.

>_> Oh God no....

I'm A Wii and 360 guy. The Wii has good games, there just hard to find. To name a few

Mario Galaxy (Call me a fanboy if you want, I liked this game)
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Metroid Prime 3
Super Smash Brothers Brawl (even though it's over hyped beyond belief, it's an enjoyable game)
Mario Kart Wii (Probably the first Wii game with non laggy online. A very good game for hardcore players)
Zack and Wiki ( the first out of three 3rd party games on the Wii that are actually good)
Wario Ware: Smooth moves (mini game compilations are fun, but there are thousands of them on the Wii. This is the only one you need.)
Resident Evil 4 ( I know I said Zack and Wiki is one of the only good 3rd party games, but this is a port, so I don't knoww if it counts.)
Sonic and the secret rings (it's more of a "fairly decent" game than a good game, but it has a fucked up storyline)
Rock Band( second 3rd party game out of three)
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
Guitar Hero Aerosmith (i hear it's good, but never tried it)
Guitar hero 3 (last third party game that is actually good)
Super Paper Mario (Very Short, but a great game)
Wii Ware titles

Lost Winds (best game on Wii Ware currently)
Dr. Mario Online (mostly for old scholl gamers. If you like Doctor Mario, you got it, except it has some new features and online)
Toki Tori (Don't let the odd title mislead you. It's a good game)

Games coming to the Wii that look good so far

Sonic unleashed (old school sonic in 3d. What else could you want?)
Animal Crossing: City Folk (I personally don't like animal crossing much, but I know alot of people do)

Games coming to wiiware that look good so far

Wario Land: Shake It
Megaman 9
LostWinds 2

Ok, so there are 22 good games on the wii. unfortanutly, this is out of 245 games on the Wii.


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Topic: A Million Sonic Fans Came Rainbows.

Posted: 07/20/08 10:56 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: How to put fonts into flash?

Posted: 07/14/08 07:51 PM

Forum: Flash

At 7/14/08 07:35 PM, ReNaeNae wrote: install it like you would for any other app. (Quit/re-)Start Flash and it should be there.

Thanks! forgot to restart >_>


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Topic: How to put fonts into flash?

Posted: 07/14/08 07:31 PM

Forum: Flash

Once you have downloaded a font, how do you get it into flash?

Or is that not possible?


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Topic: How to blur in flash?

Posted: 07/14/08 02:14 PM

Forum: Flash

At 7/14/08 02:08 PM, Chaz wrote: not completely sure what you mean but click non your movieclip then look in the poroperties panel at the bootm. navigate to filters and select blur and change it's settings to suit your needs.

thanks!


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Topic: How to blur in flash?

Posted: 07/14/08 02:07 PM

Forum: Flash

How do you blur movie clips, (or anything for that matter) in flash, without using the timeline effects blur? You know, the one where you right click on whatever you want and click timeline effects and then blur.

How do you blur movie clips without doing that?


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Topic: Newgrounds in three words or less..

Posted: 07/13/08 08:09 PM

Forum: General

grab her cock


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Topic: "I like pie"

Posted: 07/13/08 03:49 PM

Forum: General

At 7/13/08 03:21 PM, NGCA wrote:
At 7/13/08 01:38 PM, Khawner wrote: that would be geniouse!"
...no. It's not geniouse,
How about before we start nitpicking and what not about other people, maybe we should learn how to spell genius. Because misspelling genius isn't "geniouse" either.

woops. I could never spell that right.


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Topic: "I like pie"

Posted: 07/13/08 02:29 PM

Forum: General

At 7/13/08 02:26 PM, aListers wrote: But I do like pie! I always have! I mean yes some people overuse it like in that but there's no need to make a thread about it! Thing is I use the phrase because it's the truth!

At 7/13/08 01:43 PM, Zerok wrote: The "I like pie!" thing is a bit of meme that's been around for a long time, and you can almost always be sure faithful utterers of this phrase are the kids who get picked on at school.
ok you're right I do get picked on at school but I think I've scared people away now. I still use it though I always will (It also tells people I'm glad to be a noob)

no offence to anyone my level, sign up date or anything like that

Chances are if your trying to defend this phrase, admit to being picked on in school, think you sign up date means anything, and didn't write your age in your profile, you are 9 years old.


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Topic: Celebs that need a roast

Posted: 07/13/08 02:07 PM

Forum: General

Egoraptor


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Topic: "I like pie"

Posted: 07/13/08 02:04 PM

Forum: General

At 7/13/08 01:52 PM, qman1 wrote: And the reason most new cartoons suck is because they use somthing that has been said many times but was only funny the first or second time. Example: (calmly)now I think it's a good time to(loudly)RUN!!!!! If I had a dime for every time I heard that I'd be a fucking quadrillionare.

omg, so true


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Topic: "I like pie"

Posted: 07/13/08 01:38 PM

Forum: General

How I loathe that damn phrase. Why the hell is it so funny? When I took requests for animated shorts (I actually still do) people kept telling me, "Make one where a guy says I like pie! That would be so funny"
or, "make one where a guy says, I....Like....CAKE and then his head explodes, that would be geniouse!"

...no. It's not geniouse, it's stupid.I don't see how it's so funny. It's just random, but random doesn't mean funny. And then theres these "I like Cereal!" dumbfucks. It seems you can just say "I like so and so," and it becomes instantly funny. Well, I like flash animating. Horray, I'm now a comedian. >_>

I guess it's just sickening how people will laugh at just about anything these days. It's unfortanute that I can tell if a show is bad by just seeing if it's the number 1 comedy in america. Mabye it's just america with the shitty sense of humor but none the less.

I guess that's about it. I'm sorry, I know this is something very minor, but I just had to get that off my chest.


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Topic: In Terrible Need Of Snowboard Sound

Posted: 07/08/08 11:03 PM

Forum: Audio

At 7/8/08 10:30 PM, boney-man wrote: *effect

and what do you mean, like the sound it makes just sliding?

yes


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Topic: In Terrible Need Of Snowboard Sound

Posted: 07/08/08 10:29 PM

Forum: Audio

I need a sound affect, or loop of snowboarding. I looked at findsounds.com, and they don't have it, flashkit.com doesn't have it either, and the sites that do have it cost money. Is there anyone who could give me said sound affect?


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Topic: Scarriest Masturbation Moments

Posted: 07/07/08 08:54 PM

Forum: General

When I decided to watch some porn in my moms office, that was the most stupid fucking idea I have ever thought of. of course, I was younger when I did this, but not by much. So my mom comes in, and needs to use the computer. I have to exit out of the porn, but the only way to do so was to open up the porn, and exit out. So I did it as fast as fucking possible. So mom doesn't say anything, I walk out relieved, but before you know it, she says, "...what was that?" and I say "oh, it's just a darts game" I told myself I would never look at porn again...but, after about a day, I decided I was insane for saying such a thing.

Remember kids, don't be a dumbfuck like me. Don't look at porn in your moms office.


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Topic: Nobody Fuck With Me

Posted: 07/02/08 07:30 PM

Forum: General

At 7/2/08 07:01 PM, TheRipper00 wrote:
At 7/2/08 06:58 PM, Khawner wrote:
At 7/2/08 06:55 PM, Pick-Axe wrote: You can't possibly be 14 years old.
Mabye you missed the part were I said *ending sarcasm*

Or if your referring to the video.

I'm holding the camera. Those are my brothers.
Submit it , then to youtube....become the next fat kid with ligtsaber

Its on youtube, and for the last time, thats not me. My brother (the older one in the video) is 11 years old. I signed up in 05. that would make me 8 years old when I first came here, though unfortanutly that doesn't prove much anymore due to the fact that newgrounds has become infested with 8 yeat olds, so believe what you want to believe I suppose.


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Topic: Nobody Fuck With Me

Posted: 07/02/08 07:00 PM

Forum: General

At 7/2/08 06:58 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: Reaons YOU should not be on the site..

1. You're mother would dissaprove of this:

fuck shit cock cunt slag twat ass arse dick fanny vagiana penicorn do a barrel role

Because this has alot to do with my video right?


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