So I'd realy need some Voice actors for my next movie, I'll just go straight on the idea and post the script. I will awnser to questions as fast as possible.
"Cop Humor" Written by Kevalot Darkstorm
*The Car Driver is driving 50 mph at a 30 mph area, a cop appears and the Car Driver stops, the cop gets out of the car and walks to the Car Driver's window*
Cop:"Eh, you're in a hurry or something?"
Car Driver:"No.. Not realy... *gulp*"
Cop:"So how fast were you going?"
Car Driver:"Uh.. I realy don't know..."
Cop:"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
Car Driver:"Ah shit.. *tries to run away*"
Cop yells:"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."
Car Driver:"Please... I have a wife and children!"
Cop:"Alright. Just let me do what I must... *puts some handcuff's on the victim* Now.. Put your hands on the car, oh and..
Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
Car Driver:"Uh.. alright..."
Cop:"One more thing If you run, you'll only go to jail tired,and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
Car Driver:"*sob* Alright....... *sobsobsob*"
The end.