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That I have to spent 20 minutes looking for something that will get me off. I'm not too sure, but when I see something, I'll know I'll be able to get off to it, but I haven't seen any correlation between the videos.

Suicide bag, and an inert gas.

At 12/20/10 01:49 PM, Otto wrote:

At 12/20/10 12:52 PM, Kalibur wrote:

At 12/20/10 12:43 PM, Mukko wrote: Getting stoned is nicer.

Broski you got some nasty skunk if you're never feeling buzzed. You need good company too; weed is an enhancer; you need good music and good, funny company and then it is just marvelous. Drunkness is good too but it's much more incoherant.

I don't prefer drunkenness at all compared to a simple buzz. Yeah, sure, it made things fun. Watching Alice in Wonderland with my ex-girlfriend and her friend was alright, but I disliked the way it made me feel, the way it always made me feel.

It's this slow boredom and a constant feeling of uncomfortableness, even in spite of anything good that is going on. You wouldn't be the first to blame it on the weed. I've told other people about it, and they would usually say the same, then they would get me high on "better shit" that did the same thing all over.

At 12/20/10 12:43 PM, Mukko wrote: Getting stoned is nicer.

It's never been for me. Getting drunk has always been preferable to getting high. Getting high, I'll feel bored and tired and I'll want to do nothing else but sleep, and then I'll wake up later feeling like I used sleeping pills to get to sleep, which is bloody terrible.

Getting drunk, maybe not drunk, but getting buzzed, is far better, as long as you drink water while drinking. Only time I get hung when I don't drink a cup of water after each beer. I rather like it because it's the few ways I manage to have interesting conversation with people I never would sober.

Ever since I was in the backseat of a car, when a woman started savagely scratching and beating the man who was driving, I tend to wonder if the woman on the receiving end didn't deserve such a thing.

My god, there was 4 of us in the back seat, the woman had always seemed like a crazed bitch, and when he finally broke and smacked her back, I told him he was a better man than me, because I would not have been able to deal with that for as long as he did, I'm surprised he did outright murder that woman, it seems reasonable to me even now.

That is barely anything that I got to saw from my friend's parents. I assume my friend has seen worse from them.

But yes, I would still question the person who hit someone like that, for what seems like such disproportionate retribution, but in my head, I will always wonder if someone who is being beat does not deserve such a thing done to them.

This gave me an idea that would both fulfill two paraphilias at once. An amputee dominatrix with a whip where her arm used to be.

At 12/9/10 04:22 PM, Jercurpac wrote: I've been playing a lot of Domination and it's quickly becoming one of my favorite gametypes.

I love Domination. It's a gametype where I always come at the top of the scoreboard, simply because my team hardly ever bothers to capture. I tend to get more points just capturing then I do running around shooting people.

Elliott Smith is who I listen to mostly. Few other things on the side, Sleater-Kinney, The Platters, Astor Piazzolla, Belle and Sebastian, Quasi, Philip Glass, The Smiths.

Also, Tonetta777

Now I feel bad with my piddly 230 GB, but I make do.

I'd only be level 45? After 6 fucking years?

Fisto reporting for duty. Please assume the position.

At 12/8/10 07:19 PM, KemCab wrote: Well, here's a reason Canada is better: the drinking age is lower.

Yay, 18.

I've known a lot of other people who hold harsh judgments over the US, but it was never much to get pissy about. It's like if someone holds a different idea about politics, they're alright people unless you're a dick about their views, or they're far too vocal, and I've known few people who were vocal about their dislike of the US.

Agh, Luke, you bloody bastard. Makes me want to live in Regina, just to play D&D.

Augh, I wish I had a bloody job. Recently had an interview at a call centre, where I fucked my chances. So blagh.

Hardcore mode is not that hardcore. It's essentially, "Walk around with a crippled head constantly, while eating, drinking and sleeping occasionally mode."

With a perception of 1, I have no reason to heal my crippled head, though.

So far, I've run past north of Goodsprings, killed Vault 19 with a baseball bat, got leather armor, and headed to Vegas, and killed Benny at the Tops. At level 8.

Admittedly, I've played through it twice, though.

At 12/7/10 09:52 PM, SweetenBoy wrote:

At 12/7/10 07:13 PM, Kalibur wrote:

I've won so many wager matches by simply tomahawking the leader near the end after getting little to no kills and then get in the money. The obscenities come greater if you double down before the match starts =)

Oh god yes. Another thing to do in other matches is just to play with Ghost Pro, and a Strela. As soon as someone's kill streak is called it, blow it up. I did this in Sabotage to a guy who was getting killstreaks up the ass. His post-game rage was great.

My mic quality is terrible, as I've nothing else to use, really. That's to say nothing of my terrible music.

Little thing I composed after getting out of the psych ward. It's quite old.

I was surprised by how much I liked those. I never liked dubstep at all.

At 12/7/10 10:44 PM, Samen wrote:

At 12/7/10 10:42 PM, Kalibur wrote: Just like the Legend of Zelda games for the N64. They were great games, but hardly as great as people seem to think.

Hey now, I hope you're not looking to get hurt or anything.

Perhaps I'm into that.

But yes, I never found them that great. They were fun though.

Fuck everything about that ice castle thing in MM. I always sucked at the goron roll, just to get to it.

Meh, I've found it's overblown nostalgia, mostly.

Just like the Legend of Zelda games for the N64. They were great games, but hardly as great as people seem to think. I really haven't found that great a game that deserves praise like certain games from the past do.

Klobb-only matches were the most fun I'd had in that game.

My first relationship was a bit rocky at first. It stabled, though, and we wound up together for 3 years. After that I went through people who I won't consider to have been in a relationship with.

Next one, I was happy with for a short while, 8 months. Breaking up with someone was the hardest thing I've had to do, oh god.

And now, I've a woman who loves me just as much as I love her, perhaps more so. She wishes for so much, to be together for as long as possible, to grow up together. I wish for those things to, and if it was anyone else, I'd hold a great amount of doubt about the reasonableness of that happening, yet I don't, strangely.

I never thought I'd delude myself into believing such things, but I have, and I love it.

I can't rightly say why I detested that song and it's cover.

The Hyrule Symphony stuff is nice, especially the Lon Lon Ranch music.

Idiotic Fillings.

I don't know whether it's about a pastry shop run by the mentally retarded, or a group stupid dentists.

Teen Shitheads.

I'm thinking of scat porn, or a slice of life film about teenage delinquents.

Cripple Sex Bombs.

Right...I got nothing, but I know what my band is called now.

I needed to find a way to troll people. Someway to replace booster hunting from MW2.

Sticks and Stones, I love you. People with mics are great, especially if they're in first, then I tomahawk them. I essentially play Sticks and Stones with just the tomahawk.

1. Thousand dollars
2. Thousand dollars
3. Thousand dollars
4. Thousand dollars
5. Thousand dollars
6. Thousand dollars
7. Thousand dollars
8. Thousand dollars
9. Thousand dollars
10. Flight to Texas

For love, of course.

At 12/7/10 03:12 PM, slayer1029 wrote:

At 12/7/10 02:58 PM, Kalibur wrote: The female form is not that attractive, at times I find it repulsive. The male form is no better.

The importance of breasts has always been strange to me, as I've always found they're just there...and they do nothing for me.

You'll understand one day...

Because being condescending totally works with people.

Breasts aren't that attractive to me, along with the rest of the human body. Sure, I like to fuck, but it's hard to find the body attractive.

The female form is not that attractive, at times I find it repulsive. The male form is no better.

The importance of breasts has always been strange to me, as I've always found they're just there...and they do nothing for me.

I never have anything to do. It's bloody depressing.

I'm a male-to-female transexual.