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Response to: Your Gf Wants A Threesome (nsfw) Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

At 6/2/11 04:40 PM, ToastedToastyToast wrote:
At 6/2/11 04:38 PM, Shmossy wrote: I've seen dyslexics. You're not dyslexic, you're just bad at spelling.
Bad spelling is a common trait of dyslexics. Youre not very smart are you?

You're not very smart are you?

Happy to help.

Response to: The Top Five Members Of Newgrounds Posted May 2nd, 2011 in General

Let's all suck each others cock now!!

Response to: Gaddafi's son killed. Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

Definitely read Gandalf, as soon as I saw it was about Libya all my interest was raped.

Response to: Happy Birthday Tom! Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

Appy Birthday mister Vulp.

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted April 30th, 2011 in Where is / How to?

Arrived at level 15 today <3

Response to: What courses Rage? Posted April 23rd, 2011 in General

At 4/20/11 09:34 AM, Jon wrote: The misspelling of causes

I'm with Jon on this one.

Response to: What're the requirments for modship Posted April 11th, 2011 in General

You have to have shades and look badass in them.

Response to: Top10 Things Girls Are Attracted To Posted April 11th, 2011 in General

At 4/3/11 02:17 PM, 1916 wrote: I'll give you a hint...
1. Money
2. Money
3. Money
4. Diamonds
5. Money
6. Money
7. Shoes
8. Money
9. Money
10. Money

Pretty much nailed it and saved me the time of typing it out myself.

Response to: Level or post count? Posted April 6th, 2011 in General

Neither.

But If I HAD to pick how i judge people either by level or post count and nothing else, I'd say level.

Response to: The Problem Solvers Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

The one on the left is devouring my soul, goddammit.

Response to: LimeWire being sued - $75 Trillion Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

At 4/4/11 08:50 PM, poxpower wrote: "I bet a lot of you didn't even know "trillion" was a real number"

Guess that article is addressed to the mentally handicapped.

I'm glad someone pointed that out, I was reading the article and stopped at that point, if they don't assume you know what a trillion is, then I'm going to assume the rest of the article was written for 2 years old's and not waste my time.

Response to: If you are immature like me.. Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

Was pretty cringe worth just watching it but I admit the ending did make me laugh.

Response to: Your views on sex Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

Pre-sex face.

Your views on sex

Response to: When does one get respect on NG ? Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

When you have a yellow aura.
You make an incredibly popular flash series or theme that appeals to 13 year olds.
You're a whore.

Any o' the above.

Response to: If you saw $100,000,000,000, 000 Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

I'd pile up a couple million, lead the slow as shit zombies and push over the money pile crushing them, then it'd take the rest of it and leave this topic.

Response to: How Long Have You Really Been On Ng Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

I'm big into strat/def games and that was one of the best flash games I've ever played back in 2004, if it wasn't for Krin's game I would have never of spent shit loads of hours on this site playing that game over and over again.

Response to: Useless States Posted April 3rd, 2011 in General

At 4/3/11 01:05 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: No one's mentioned Kansas yet? Usually it's the first one. Seriously, this place sucks. Home state of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Yeah, with that on the repertoire it's about as good as being a convicted child sex offender working in a nursery.

Response to: kill nazi, overpower blah Posted April 3rd, 2011 in General

At 4/3/11 01:02 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 4/3/11 12:56 PM, Kadian wrote: Failing to spell your own username can only be classed as stupid. Where are you from in America?
Oh ho ho, I'm sounding cool by saying he must be stupid being from America; while ignoring my own countries problems.

Oh ho ho, I'm sounding cool by saying something and then realizing I have no idea where that person is from and therefor sound like an arrogant twat.

Oh wait...

Response to: kill nazi, overpower blah Posted April 3rd, 2011 in General

At 4/3/11 12:54 PM, AtomicD00M wrote:
At 4/3/11 12:52 PM, Kadian wrote:
At 4/3/11 12:51 PM, AtomicD00M wrote:
At 4/3/11 12:50 PM, Kadian wrote: People who sign their own names at the end of there post need to be removed from life itself.
Agree, dont u just hate that?
-@t0m!cD00M
Even better when the person fails to match their own username. You must be American.
Im doing it in a ironic way.

Failing to spell your own username can only be classed as stupid. Where are you from in America?

Response to: i got in a fight with my teacher Posted April 3rd, 2011 in General

I believed everything you said. Your flawless grammar was most impressive.

Response to: kill nazi, overpower blah Posted April 3rd, 2011 in General

At 4/3/11 12:51 PM, AtomicD00M wrote:
At 4/3/11 12:50 PM, Kadian wrote: People who sign their own names at the end of there post need to be removed from life itself.
Agree, dont u just hate that?
-@t0m!cD00M

Even better when the person fails to match their own username. You must be American.

Response to: kill nazi, overpower blah Posted April 3rd, 2011 in General

People who sign their own names at the end of there post need to be removed from life itself.

Response to: Is 50 Terrabytes a lot? Posted April 3rd, 2011 in General

Was funny until OP joined in on the joke, way to ruin your own thread OP, fuck you.

Response to: Unruly Customers Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

I used to work in a bar back in my home town in the UK.

Long story short, served some guy the drink he ordered, I asked for the money, guy was so wasted he could barely stand and told me he wasn't going to pay because it was his birthday and apparently this was my gift to him; giving him a free drink. Him and a bunch of his mates decided to argue with me, my manager came over, started talking, then there was shouting, then door staff came and threw them out the back and kicked the guys teeth in.

Oh and anyone underage or has never worked in a bar/club, you get around 46 bazillion people who claim it's their birthday and ask for free drinks, every night.

Response to: The way it is Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

At 4/2/11 06:47 PM, Dew wrote: Why are you wearing sunglasses, in what appears to be inside?

Because all the badass mods wear sunglasses.

There was a thread with Poozy and a bunch of others wearing shades.
Response to: The glass is never half-empty Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

At 4/2/11 09:01 PM, Viktor wrote:
At 4/2/11 09:01 PM, Kadian wrote:
At 4/2/11 09:01 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:
At 4/2/11 09:00 PM, Bees wrote: fuck off and stop making threads dumbass
My sentiments exactly, though I wouldn't have been as verbally aggressive about it.
That's why we have Bees.
You mean Twilight?

No, I meant Bees as it is his current username, I'm well aware that they were called Twilight back before they changed it, but for the sake of confusion for newer people, I refer to people by their screen name.

Response to: The glass is never half-empty Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

At 4/2/11 09:01 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:
At 4/2/11 09:00 PM, Bees wrote: fuck off and stop making threads dumbass
My sentiments exactly, though I wouldn't have been as verbally aggressive about it.

That's why we have Bees.

Response to: The glass is never half-empty Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

Then technically it's always full if air is inside?

Response to: By the logic of nothing good lasts. Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

The pain of reading this shitty thread will last forever.

Response to: Apparently I'm a Dad Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

At 4/2/11 07:05 PM, RacistBassist wrote:
At 4/1/11 11:55 PM, EpicFail wrote: This chick who is my buddy's ex girlfriend
Bro code violation.

I was going to say that since I didn't see anyone else mention that.

For shame OP, for shame.