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At 10/13/13 05:09 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Nah I'm not into dudes

Yeah I didn't think there were women here...

At 5/27/13 07:49 PM, Piggler wrote: I've been graduated from high school for 17 days now.

I have no motivation to start my life. I hang out with all the same friends, sometimes for days on end, but I feel no fulfillment.

I am kinda good at 2 things: art and playing bass. I have no drive to get better or practice anything, and people that are better than me just make me feel like shit rather than inspire me or challenge me to do better.

I feel like I already have significantly fewer friends.

Ain't got no money. Ain't got no job. Ain't got no place to go.

I feel as though this is the beginning of a long and dark road.

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZrvGA8i-vg

I'm now 2 years out of HS. no college, dead end job... but I'm pretty happy.

Do what you want and live happy. This video changed my whole perspective on what I will do with my life.

as long as they don't start cross dressing...

At 5/28/13 02:20 AM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: Dumb stuff guys do to impress the opposite sex. It's pretty funny cuhz must guys been there and done that

hurting yourself used to work for me. problem was I'd actually hurt myself, and when the girls came to help, they had to get the school nurse.

At 5/28/13 01:38 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

At 5/28/13 01:33 AM, soyboy wrote: If I was your friend I'd throw myself off a cliff for having such a useless friend who can't keep any of my secrets private.

you don post much. can i have yur account

I just posted for the first time in 3 years.

Welcome to post two.

shit I just blasted spanish music at 3 AM...

At 1/25/10 06:40 AM, AlexCo wrote:

Yesterday I tried to sort things out with her, huge argument, then just as I make things right and sort it out she just turns around and says that theres no point, and that we'll argue again.

this has to be my least favorite thing women do.. fuck them.

honestly, if this would prevent my plane from blowing up, its completely worth a few people seeing a blue image of me naked. as for the child porn thing, i think that it should be used on everybody and exclude nobody. its fucked up yes, but i remember hearing a story a while ago about a terrorist who actually put a bomb in the stomach of their infant child. case and point: these scanners are good and should be used on everyone.

At 12/22/09 10:34 AM, RussianGiant wrote: global statistics are showing that instead of the plant warming up like we thought with the global warming idea, it is cooling down (i live in Canada so i DEFINITELY know this).
Let's jump back to the comet that killed the dinosaurs.
This meteor, or comet, didnt just kill all of the dinosaurs outright, but killed a lot at the impact and the rest later.
How?
the gasses from the meteor covered the earth, blocking out the sun and therefor, freezing the Earth, which annihilated the dinosaurs and led to the age of mammals.

the human species almost got extinct once!!!
How?
there are only a few super volcanoes in the world, but if any one explodes, it would cause major damage and destruction across the world, including long term weather changes, something like A MINI ICE AGE caused by the gases from the super volcano that erupted.
evidence of that was associated with this is here.

you get me now?

umm.. you're fucking dumb. you just showed me proof that the would has cooled. and that even when it did, it was caused by a major event. so when you see a fucking comet coming toward the earth try again. but i dont see one.

At 11/29/09 08:13 PM, Ledgey wrote: To be honest, any amount of soldiers he sends is useless without the help of Pakistan. That's where the major leadership of the Taliban and Al Qaeda are based and that's where we need to be targeting.

i agree with this.. and honestly i think he needs to send them to any country with terrorists to actually be effective.. send 35000 BACK to iraq, send the 35000 to afghanistan still, 40-60000 to pakistan, (we'll have israel on our side too) and maybe even that amount to iran and saudi arabia maybe even korea. as of right now this isn't a war on terror. its not even a slap on the wrist to them. yeah i hate war and i wish it wasn't necessary. but al queida is fucking INSANE. this time war is a necesary evil. just like all of the other wars that the US fought. it sucks, but it needs to be done. yeah we'll have casualties, but seriously, if we dont do something now, imagine the future. the terrorists in places like Iran are close to getting nukes.. if we dont fight them off now and bite the bullet and get some of our soldiers killed, we're going to have a shit load of civilians and innocent people dead...

At 12/21/09 07:16 PM, fatape wrote:

At 12/21/09 06:51 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: I mean, kids drink underage all the time, let's just cut the drinking age because of it.

ggreat idea !

then kids could drink reponsibly with there parent's instead of overdoseing becuase it's illegal.

i thought all of the smart people were dead. thank god there's at least one other left. i agree with this. if you just tell lazy fucks of parents to actually educate their kids it'd work much better. it sounds a bit wierd but then the whole family could enjoy some porn together. instead of porn being looked dwn upon by everyone else. this would work with alcohol too. kids could experience getting drunk with their dads instead of at some wild party where if they pass out they'll just be left there. and yeah.. if the ages were taken away, shit would get a whole lot worse for a bit, but everything gets worse before it gets better.

At 12/7/09 03:40 AM, CassCassXXX wrote: As long as there are people who are easily offended, there will be censorship to keep those people from rioting in the streets. Can you imagine what would happen if a group like the KKK was allowed their own television network to broadcast their hate? Sometimes censorship is a good thing.

you are fucking dumb. even if the KKK wanted their own network, there shouldn't discriminate against them for their views. i personally hate and disagree with those views, but hey, there's liberal and conservative networks so why cant they have ones that show the KKK views. its the same thing. i'm conservative and i choose not to watch CNN. simple solution. if you dont like what you see then dont fucking watch it. this is the same concept as having BET. thats perfectly fine but if there was a WET (white entertainment television) black people would have a fucking riot.

as for censorship of words and stuff in media, thats just stupid. FUCK! its a word. who cares. people are too sensitive. if your offended by hearing a word then you are way too sensitive. it means sex. if i said sex nobody would give a shit... i dont understandhow these words came to be considered "bad" its just slang. ass means butt, shit means feces, fuck means sex, damn means to go to hell which really is the only one that could be offencive but its also one of the very few not censored. and the most recent i beileve to be added to the list is n*gger or "n*gga". (cant even say it on NG. thats sad but its the only one) why is it you can call a gay man a fag or a jew a k*ke or a white man a cracker but i cant call a black man a n*gger without being bitched at? it really doesn't even mean a black man. its someone who is of lower class or is stupid, (lower class being how it was associated with blacks) therefor there are really about the same amount of white n*ggers. and another thing that pisses me off is that its ok for a black man to call another one a n*gger. that to me makes no sense.

as for images, why would you hide parts of the human body? if your offended by it, yet again, dont watch it. plus why the fuck would you be offended by a person. you're one too. men and women both have nipples and asses and reproductive organs. i dont get why we hide something as beautiful as the human body... and i dont get why sex is so bad either. sex is one of the most beautiful things 2 people can do but its shunned by society, however anyone can turn the tv on and see violence and all of the shit that people do. yet again, this makes no sense.

as for children.. PARENTS if you dont want little johnny to see it, dont let him see it. and if he does then who cares. it'll just prepare him for the real world better. people are too concerned with the things children see today. my parents always let me watch whatever i wanted and notice how i dont care. i accept that the real world is dirty and crude and fucked up. i feel so sorry for all of these children who have never seen anything that you people consider "bad". when they turn 18 the world is going to hit them like a fucking bus.

At 12/18/09 07:08 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: All it was is just 3d eye candy. No real plot, just explosions and shit.

thats definitely more fitting of Watchmen.. i thought that movie was absolutely horrible...

i went into the theatre with pretty low expectations for Avatar however and was pleasently surprised. i liked the plot and i actually thought it could have used MORE explosions... definitely not Cameron's best work or even a 5 star movie.. but it was pretty damn good in my opinion.

well.. going by what people (liberals) today think is racist, then yes it is. but if the races were switched and it was a bunch of white people jumping around it would be perfectly acceptable.

so NO its not fucking racist. get over it. all its saying is black people like to party or something.

At 11/11/09 03:03 PM, doberman7 wrote: VODKA.

And lots of it.

actually... strawberry Smirnoff tastes very good.. if you want beer... corona... but thats just me...

At 10/25/09 04:31 AM, MexicanGun wrote: It's [fred] just a fucking fad, like Hannah Montana or Jesus. It will die out eventually.

that may be one of the funniest things i've read in months.

no not be naked... but rather fully clothed while having sex. i always thought that would be interesting to try...

personality. looks do count, but as long as i can look at her its fine.

attention all buttfucks who think it would be too "difficult" or "confusing"... OTHER COUNTRIES DID IT!!!

for fucks sake. im really getting tired of the fucking standard system and the little shits who (for some reason unknown to me) support it.

At 2/6/09 09:41 PM, Shoopufzilla wrote:

At 2/6/09 07:10 PM, Victory wrote:

At 2/6/09 06:36 PM, Frenzy wrote: The punk trio

LMFAO.

Oh, you mean Green Day 2.0? All joking aside, I think Blink-182 isn't that bad. Wake me up when System of a Down announces they will reunite.

they arent even technically on a hiatus are they?

you went to fucking 4chan. nothing will ever be as good as 4chan.

At 2/7/09 12:19 AM, Aliensandwich wrote:

She told her best friend that she would even go out with me if I asked!

what does this mean?

i hate drugs. i have never done drugs, and honestly dont plan to. sex would be nice though.

At 2/6/09 11:53 PM, firemaker60 wrote:

At 2/6/09 11:39 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: PSP, I have seen people playing emulators in there.

Is that actually possible?

Well, while that is true for an iPod, it's actually very safe and easy to hack a PSP. All that's required is one of those Pandora batteries, and a slightly large Memory Stick.

pandora batteries? and what type of emulators are you talking about, like Windows?

some of the stuff i read on here makes me depressed, angry, or just feel dumber, and the long term effects...well... there not all that great (although 4chan probably fucked with me a bit...). however influencing/causing insanity, i dont think so. personality definitely, but not causing insanity.

madness combat interactive is pretty fucking hard IMO...

At 2/5/09 08:55 PM, TAUfanatic wrote: I've considered trying to get to know her,but I've asked people I know what kind of a person she is and she's not my type....hell she's opposite from me in many ways (if not all ways)

opposites attract...

At 2/6/09 12:48 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: The last two words are self-explanatory, but the MultiC is a secret!

sorry to be blunt, but do you have 2 cocks?

initials and birthdate. plus its really funny to try and hear someone pronounce it.

At 2/5/09 09:42 PM, WarteryMind wrote: Sucide is the pussys way out!
A REALman goes out in a shootout with the police.

my friend was gonna do that, but he forgot he didnt own any bullets.