At 10/25/09 12:48 PM, Bundeswehr wrote: Did you know that the Bundeswehr (German for "Federal Defense Force"; comprises the unified armed forces of Germany and their civil administration and procurement authorities. The States of Germany are not allowed to maintain armed forces of their own, since the Constitution determines that matters of defense fall into the sole responsibility of the Federal government

Cool thing is, Bundeswehr is only sent to the safe regions in the world nobody cares about, so nothing can happen to you. YAY!

Aaah, we would all gather around the fire, tell stories and of course everbody would be happy, cause nobody could complain about computer problems. What a wonderful world.

The Godfather.

pure epicness

Please, tell me about my deep emotional problems and stuff.

Why the fuck would you do that to a helpless child? That's really, really fucked up.

Sure, I'm gonna read it whenever I feel like reading about Murder, Rape, Incest, blah blah blah...

Well, did my best on the French, Englisch and German^^ vocabulary and donated 1k grains of rice. Am I some kind of hero now?

Laws are getting strange these days....

I would have just thrown a rock at the car.

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Okay, the Internet told me I was all right, no reason to worry.

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Yeah, thank you too, Christianity!

Interesting...

And now that you know how it's done... don't do it.

Hey guys, how's it going?

He just got it because the jugdes were afraid he would nuke the hell out of them if he didn't win.

Pet Sematary by The Ramones.... or Did you no wrong by The Sex Pistols.

Damn, this was gooooooood....

All right now by Free...

Haha, awesome.

No need to go to Mexico though, I'm living near the Netherlands xD

Awww...Where can I get my own lion?

They made it this way, so Newgrounders can laugh at people who do it.

At 8/11/09 11:24 PM, steelsammy wrote: I've noticed that less and less people go to church today. It's really sadening to see more and more people turn from the Lord to atheisam. Are any of you loyal christians still out there? Hello? Is any one left?

Only because someone doesn't go to church, doesn't automaticly mean, he's not christian. However, I like being atheist, but there are many religious people left, so don't panic.

At 8/10/09 12:20 PM, Eggys wrote: The stereotypical Newgrounder:

1. Is 15 or 16 years old.

Wohoo, 17.

2. Owns a Wii, and either a PS3 or a 360.

Yeah, PS3...

3. Has at least one parent that left him when he was a baby. This parent might have been replaced by a stepparent.

Uh...I don't think so.

4. Has some acne. Not too much or too noticeable, but some.

Nope

5. Plays the guitar. Or at least tries to.

Nope

6. Is Atheist but only admits it online.

I am atheist...but I tell everybody trying to convert me back.

7. Used to play WOW.

Hell no.

8. Owns a cell phone and never uses it.

I use mine prteey often

9. Has slight homosexual tenancies.

No...

10. Is not a female.

Yeah

11. Attends middle school, or is about to.

No

12. Has a crush with every other girl he meets. Likes 1/10 guys he meets.

Nah

13. Hardly interacts with other kids at school.

Meh, my school is filled with idiots, so..kind of

14. Is failing at least one class in school.

Luckily, nope.

15. Always goes to Newgrounds when he's supposed to do his homework.

Sometimes.

16. Is sentimental about certain childhood toys.

Awwww yeah, my sweet plushy tooooys...

17. Has been begging his parents to buy him a new computer, but they won't because at least one of them is unemployed.

Nah, they wouldn't because they knew i'd break it again or something.

18. Has tried to commit suicide at least once but failed miserably.

Yeah, I tried to overdose on aspirin....twice

19. Is angry at his siblings.

Don't have any.

20. Is still upset about losing his first girlfriend when he was 13.

Nah

21. Is socially and economically liberal.

I am...kind of

22. Hates South Park and Family Guy and the "movie" movies, even though he hasn't seen all of them.

Ah, South Park and Family Guy rocks...the movies...meh

23. Hates Republicans.

Well, I'm not american, but they seem to suck.

24. Is never dressed properly.

What's wrong with running around naked?

25. Has a very messy room.

Actually, I'm living under some bridge with my laptop.

26. Says he dislikes anime and Twilight, but secretly likes them.

Nope.

27. Shops at Hot Topic sometimes.

nah.

28. Is American and lives on the east coast.

Nope, I'm german and live in the western part...couldn't be more different.

29. Masturbates daily.

TWICE

30. Is overpopulating this planet.

And I'm proud.

I'm just waiting for 42,000,000...

That site is strange.

Stranger: I HEAR YOU CALLING MARIAAAAAN %u266B
You: could it be....is it really you?
Stranger: I don't know. Is it me?
You: it certainly is
You: oh, i thought i'd never see you again....finally the moment of our reunion has come
Stranger: Indeed! It's been so long...
You: let me hug you, son
Stranger: *hugs*
You: *hugs back*
You: oh, i thought you didnt make it out of that prison cell
Stranger: I... I had to seduce the guard.
You: really?
Stranger: ...Yes.
You: well, i have news for you...
You: that guard....it was ME!!!!!
Stranger: OHSHI---
You: you're giving some good head
You: that's why i let you go
Stranger: Oh, thanks.
You: well, see you around, i guess
You: always remember what mom told you, ok?
Stranger: Sure thing... What did she tell me?
You: you know...that thing about unprotected anal sex
Stranger: Don't worry.
You: good
You: you're making me very proud son
Stranger: Well, that's good
You: ok...gotta run, they're still after me
Stranger: RUN!!
You: AAAAAAH

So if he does this to some balloons....what will he do to a woman?

think about it

At 8/2/09 04:08 PM, chrisG755 wrote: German hip hop, is the best, its so.. cool.

No. Just no.

Light
28% (277 votes)
Neutral
12% (120 votes)
Dark
16% (162 votes)
Evil
16% (154 votes)
Fab
28% (278 votes)

woowee, fab...

Depends on the country. In Germany, there are quite some ups, but of course you always can be sent to afghanistan and come back in pieces.

Oh man....Let's all pray for this poor man's soul.

"We just legalized Marijuana. Wanna get high?"

No way.