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At 9/7/10 05:19 PM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: Can someone count up how many limericks there are, because I do not want to. Lol

267

277 if you are gonna put the madness day ones in the book with the rest

i was able to count them because i have literaly nothing to do right now...is that sad?

Heres some limerick poems written by various Newgrounders

Posted on SteakandKidneyPie's behalf.

Firestormrules:

As I walk through my monocrome life
Where I live by the gun and the knife
Trapped in the death
Taking others last breath
Living in my world of rife

The clown is a tricky green thing
He is knowen to dance and to sing
But you'd better beware
To not stand and stare
Or you'll find that his bite has some sting

Hank is an unfortunate fellow
He never seems to run out of ammo
Guns are his style
Forced into exile
Yet he always seems to end up the hero

The savior represents our Lord
Mystical powers he seems to hoard
Raising the dead
To take off Hanks head
His life into his work he has poured

As the bullet slots into the shaft
And is aimed into the enemies craft
Violence and murder
Do nothing but further
The fact that our oponents are daft

lpfann2: (me)

Blood sprays out of a victim's head
millions suffer and will soon be dead
guns fire
to Hank's desire
he is the madness world's source of dread

This cartoon became so famed
of grey men getting maimed
everyone loves it, eh?
Tom made a Holiday
And we have Krinkles to blame

He sends shivers down your spine
his head sprouts red fluffy twine
do not interupt his spree
or you will soon see
your fate will be stained on his sign

Waves of a demonic horde run
their goal to kill, maim, or stun
they have slain a lot
but Hank fears not
'cause he knows they will sucumb to his gun

somwhere in Nevada nearby
a man lays in sand and crys
the source of his woes
quickly arose
when he found that Hank never dies

whoops wrong thread D:

Heres some limerick poems written by various Newgrounders

Posted on SteakandKidneyPie's behalf.

Firestormrules:

As I walk through my monocrome life
Where I live by the gun and the knife
Trapped in the death
Taking others last breath
Living in my world of rife

The clown is a tricky green thing
He is knowen to dance and to sing
But you'd better beware
To not stand and stare
Or you'll find that his bite has some sting

Hank is an unfortunate fellow
He never seems to run out of ammo
Guns are his style
Forced into exile
Yet he always seems to end up the hero

The savior represents our Lord
Mystical powers he seems to hoard
Raising the dead
To take off Hanks head
His life into his work he has poured

As the bullet slots into the shaft
And is aimed into the enemies craft
Violence and murder
Do nothing but further
The fact that our oponents are daft

lpfann2:

Blood sprays out of a victim's head
millions suffer and will soon be dead
guns fire
to Hank's desire
he is the madness world's source of dread

This cartoon became so famed
of grey men getting maimed
everyone loves it, eh?
Tom made a Holiday
And we have Krinkles to blame

He sends shivers down your spine
his head sprouts red fluffy twine
do not interupt his spree
or you will soon see
your fate will be stained on his sign

Waves of a demonic horde run
their goal to kill, maim, or stun
they have slain a lot
but Hank fears not
'cause he knows they will sucumb to his gun

somwhere in Nevada nearby
a man lays in sand and crys
the source of his woes
quickly arose
when he found that Hank never dies

whoops i forgot to add:

Who else made 5 madness day limericks

So far i've only seen Firestormrules' and mine.

If anyone else did any madness ones tell me now, and if you want to be credited for it than you should write em up soon because i'll post them on the madness lit contest sometime tommorow night

Start writin'

sure.

At 9/2/10 08:51 PM, surfista wrote: LOL ON MINE

To shit is a thing
That makes me mad
Shit hits the water
Water hits my ass
.
One day i was wondering what to do
So i realized that i was covered in goo
And then i called some cows that started to poop
Into the mouth of Mister Magoo
.
Cars we're not made to ride
But I only wanted to make it Rhyme
So i will end this with a Classy thing
Throwing bullshit into your ice cream

You must not know what limericks are
'cause what you're writing seems quite bizzare
it should have 5 lines not 4
and not all rhyme any more
now fix it before those limericks are marred

you post those madness limericks to the writing contest thread ?

hey would you guys care if i posted the asdf comics i made for this on the art portal? Or should i wait for the collab to come out

sorry for triple post :P

so many paths are shown
so many challenges to face alone
life is a path
where you unleash you're wrath
and live up to that golden throne

*its about the potential in everyone if ya didn't know*

just saying the name "Chris Brown"
used to make people frown
than he tributed MJ
and people's hatred flew away
all of a sudden he bares a crown

At 8/25/10 04:10 PM, TomFulp wrote: Time has ranked NG among the Top 50 Websites of 2010.

Discuss.

im disapointed all they called us a game website. Theres much more than that.

But hey, atleast were getting some awesome recognition

you know shows like "glee"?
how they are so freakin' cheesy.
they are perfect examples
no lets call them samples
of the bullshit thats on tv

I find it rather odd
that religions are just facades
they make death look pleasent
if your good you get a preasent
to meet the famous "God"

*hopefully i used facade the right way :P

theres a vast world to explore
in space with stars galore
we've found a few planets
in our bigass jets
but theres got to be so much more

guess not...

my computer, i want to smash
whenever im working with flash
I mean its good sometimes
to draw cool designs
but it always seems to crash

seriously it crashed on me a second ago and its making me mad

xbox vs ps3
is the ongoing battle, you see
fanboys are furious
though I think it's hilarious
that no one ever mentions the wii

i want to give myself a kick
'cause I should be workin' on my flick
it would be done by now
gotten popular somehow
but instead im writing a limerick

sorry guys this is my last one for a while im going to focus some more on this project i need to get done before September :O!

I believe i am up to 22 now

bbbbbuuuuuuuummmmmmmpppppp

updates?

At 8/19/10 10:55 AM, lpfann2 wrote: This cartoon became so famed
of grey men getting maimed
everyone loves it, eh?
Tom made a Holiday
And we have to blame

(in a good way ;) )
Okay i'll be back with my other 3

whoops i meant " And we have Krinkles to blame"

how did i forget him ?

He sends shivers down your spine
his head sprouts red fluffy twine
do not interupt his spree
or you will soon see
your fate will be stained on his sign

Waves of a demonic horde run
their goal to kill, maim, or stun
they have slain a lot
but Hank fears not
'cause he knows they will sucumb to his gun

somwhere in nevada nearby
a man lays in sand and crys
the source of his woes
quickly arose
when he found that Hank never dies

BOOM that is 5 madness limmericks :D

Blood sprays out of a victim's head
millions suffer and will soon be dead
guns fire
to hank's desire
he is the madness world's source of dread

This cartoon became so famed
of grey men getting maimed
everyone loves it, eh?
Tom made a Holiday
And we have to blame

(in a good way ;) )
Okay i'll be back with my other 3

do these madness ones contribute to our overall count???

nope. Mah computer is somewhat slow (cuz it doesn't have much space left in the local disk) but everything else is fine, its just this fla.

MJ, was at the end of every joke
his teasing, the media did provoke
than Micheal Jackson died
and everyone cried
now the media call him a hero

you going to let that one in? Because hero sort of rhymes with joke but not really...

anyway

There once was a traffic cop named Lamar
who got quite drunk at a bar
on the way home he hit Johnny
if he could see the irony
now Lamar has a dent in his car

just one problem after another....

Hokay, so basically everytime i do something, anything. The smallest, most insignificant thing in my fla. file of a flash im working on, such as typing in 1-3 characters in an AS script, or drawing a line. The little loading sign pops up for about 45 seconds and than lets me go back to work.

than i do another small, insignificant thing and it pops up again for another 45 seconds.

This just keeps happening, everytime i click, or type a couple characters it makes me wait a while before i can do anything else.

Before, this used to only happen when i went back and edited my first scene, which i thought made sense since that scene was heavy with symbols and has about 850 frames. But than today its been happening even on my newest scene, which only has about 150 frames (if that matters).

I don't understand. Is my copy of flash messed up? Because this never happened before, or is it just this peticular file that is having the problem. Has anyone else had this happen to them? Does it just go away on its own or should i do something?

Please help, or at this rate, this flash wont be done until April of 2011...

gamers are always considered schmucks
Call of Duty, and Halo is where we have luck
others are foggy and gray
on why we are gaming all day
It's because reality totally sucks

going to need to pump out some more than...

Okay...

seperating a chicken neck in half
brutually killing a calf
blood and gore
cover the floor
am i a bad person if i laugh?

the internet was made by smart chaps
however as the years do elapse...
it is sad to say
the potential is thrown away
its only used for porn and iPhone apps

wait how many limericks does each contributer need to...contribute?

On pizza, I want to survive
when i'm down, the taste, it revives
its a tornado of flavor
of which i do savour
its definatly worth 9.95

lol

Music is played as I walk
usually metal, indy or punk rock
When i walk down the road
in my head songs explode
loving music isn't something to mock

hope these are good enough ;)

its not like original or very well drawn. But i wanna see ya spiff it up

At 8/10/10 02:58 PM, lpfann2 wrote: he tapped them in balls

whoops i meant *trapped