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I love dark humor, and i believe that you can make jokes about everything, but to do that you also need to make it fun in some way wich is not that easy with some of the stuff.

The way i like to use dark humor, is if I am talking with somebody, and I think of something to say thats horrible but in the context (if you understand that kind of humor) is funny. Then say the thing in a sarcastic and serouis way that only me and the person/people I am talking to would find funny. But if taken out of context or just not understood correctly would sound horribly wrong.

I like to think there is a real art behind really dark humor and getting it right. And its very important to know the people you are talking to when doing it, and know their limts for such things if you want it to be funny. or just make it clear you dont mean any of it. Unless you want to either slightly offend them or make a little fun.

I am also not that scared of offending people, because I think its dumb if you get offended by thing. There is ofcause a big difference between a person getting really offended by someone saying something about a persons mom, or if a person gets orfended by a rape joke because of previous experinces. One thing is wrong to offend people about, and the other is just a person getting a little emotional over a silly mistake the persons uncle made when the person were 11.

The last thing was a joke if you didnt get it :P

I have crossdressed as long back as i can remember, but only when nobody (or at times an old best friend) were there.

I don't like my own body hair so i trim my chest and stomac since theres not much hair there and then i shave all that below, my armpits and my face.

I have tried it once had nothing against the taste but i didn't like the texture of it.

Also here in denmark we got something called leverpostej its like a paté, it is a bit rougher and the ground ingredient
is liver its is very common to eat on a piece of bread (mostly rye bread)

I fear that while in a car if i get my tongue in between my teeth that the car will drive over a bump, hole or something that i will bite my tongue off.

Prepare yourself for the giant legendary gaia

Of what i am told my big sister convinced me i was a girl and when we played dress up she made me wear a dress.

She alsed tryed to convince me that i was adopted.

I dont like pills and i only get real sick about once a year i think it is, everthing else i just let my immune system deal with.

This is what I always say about age, You are as old as you feel you are,

ofcause that dosent mean its okay to have sex with a 8 year old just because you feel like an 8 year old.

At 9/3/13 07:00 PM, Thor wrote:

At 9/3/13 05:28 PM, Julianr wrote: Why Didn't you go for queen?

I am a male

dont see why that should stop you :P

Why Didn't you go for queen?

I think I like them most uncircumcised but not too much skin, not too curvy, and no hair.

yes I do, often.

Nearly anything with one or more dicks in it.

I am afraid of heights but i love climbing trees it is strange.

Maybe he needed somewhere to live wich also could be pushed around easily.

At 7/9/13 09:51 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 7/9/13 09:48 PM, kakalxlax wrote:

Stuff like cars are still expensive as fuck though

Well, unless you're ok with buying used car, you can get a good looking used car for a couple thousand dollars

Pretty sure it arent more expensive then a car here..

I cant remember what it was i dreamt but i can remember it was weird i can only remember a few faces of the people in it right now, I thought about writing it down but didnt have the time to do it so guess thats what happens when i dont I kinda wanted to remember that dream.

I just glance over people and if they look good I look a little more and if they come from front i sometimes look back to see if their butt is as attractive.

I dont really like looking at people while they know i look at them because it makes me feel like i am stareing at them even if its not very long time, this also happens if i am sitting eating dinner or something with people i sometimes have a hard time to know where i should look because of this.

Also last time i was in gym there was a guy i was kinda checking out where after I had showered, I stood in my underwear while taking my pants on I looked at him and then he looked over at me and it looked like he looked toward my penis but I am not sure.

Why did he skate without shoes on?

Well thats just a lie :/

Havent done much exercise in some time i used to go swim and go to gym 1 or 2 times a week and i am soon going to begin doing that again, also i dont go to gym to gain, muscle its more for just keeping me "fit" since i dont like the look of muscles ver much

It wouldnt be a problem for me and I think I would be able to understand it if she couldnt get herself to tell me it at the start.

I would like a bigger penis but dont really care since I like it, its not the biggest but its big enough also its not ugly I like that about it :P

Stuff i forgot;
Drawing
Being around people friends and family
Nature
Technology
Singing when i am alone
Figuring out physics or scientific and stuff like that myself
My duvet
Stuffed animals

So a lot of stuff makes me happy :D

Music.
good tasting food, cany and stuff like that
Video games
Movies
science, historical and animals shows, books or stuff on the internet about it
Penis.
Crossdressin
Animals
and probably other stuff i am forgetting.

i bought 6 pairs of socks a cocio and some chocolate

if we count just the size of one of the items then it would be dubble the size.

Of what i know i dont know any murderes but i know 1 guy i was in school with whos stepfather killed his mom and another guy who had a aunt i think and her children killed.

At 5/28/13 03:13 AM, MrPercie wrote: I tried spreading some butter on it, it fucking tore to pieces.

What the fuck is this, bread or shit because its fucking shit as far as im concerned.

if you see a danish person, please shoot them, or at least throw some bread at them.

maybe the bread were just badly made?

Male 20 Denmark

Cooking and Baking (studying to be a cook at the momet)
Video games
Drawing
Crosdressing