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At 8/2/14 03:20 PM, BaconBurgerClock wrote: I AM....

JOSH BEDN!!!!

AND ITS TRUE!!!!

At 5/7/14 02:59 AM, Elitistinen wrote: NYPD is so awesome, even dead man couldn't escape their cuffs. Hunted for eternity.

And police wonder why people go on police-killing rampages.

At 6/5/14 09:01 PM, NGPulp wrote: You're a modern hero.

Aww, shucks.

At 6/5/14 08:12 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote:

At 6/5/14 08:08 PM, Josh wrote: Thank you for stroking my EGO further, I couldn't have done it without you. Keeping my legacy strong.

Josh how ya doin' sweetcakes?

More like WHO YA DOIN' ;)

At 2/13/14 05:39 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Why would you want that idiot? All he does is post Anonymous and conspiracy bullshit all day being a "political activist".

Someone happened to steer me to this topic today and laughed my ass off that a bunch of guys who will NEVER ever see me in real life took their time to judge someone.

And I don't know what is more disturbing; The fact that I post "conspiracy bullshit" all day on MY own profile page or the fact that you took the time out of your life to sift through 2% of my Facebook posts and automatically come to a conclusion that it is ALL I post. Thanks for automatically figuring out my "outside life" by a few posts that I make on an internet social media website.

Thank you for stroking my EGO further, I couldn't have done it without you. Keeping my legacy strong.

I came

Mike get on Facebook and like my statuses bitch.

At 1/8/14 12:43 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: Bedn'd

I came!

At 1/4/14 05:34 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Would you rather be a famous athlete, musician, author, actor/actress, artist, politician?

What would be your ideal fame?

banging your mom!

You all can suck the fattest dick. I don't care what a bunch of virgins who hide behind their keyboard have to say about me. At least I am going out there protesting this corrupt government while you all fap to hentai.

At 8/11/13 05:52 AM, Wegra wrote: I'm actually curious as to how it feels. I mean with it's silly O face and such

GET THE FUCK OFF MY NEWGROUNDS NIGG

At 8/10/13 09:10 PM, darkjam wrote: OK say if some random dickhead comes along and sees Newgrounds, who should represent us apart from Tom, Wade, Mods or Admis, which user should represent us?

ME

At 6/15/13 10:58 AM, Mumbo wrote: Maybe the shooter should have watched the Today Show.

I SHOT THOSE KIDS NIGG4!

At 7/6/13 02:56 AM, Boomstick wrote:

At 7/6/13 02:54 AM, Josh wrote: Bitch, I AM THE WAY!

YOU!

Bitch, I AM THE WAY!

Fuck Stumper

At 7/16/12 03:09 PM, Metalix wrote: Do you recognize this person?

Is that Jason Perez?

At 9/8/11 09:25 PM, VigilanteNighthawk wrote: Stupid question, but if you suck at php why not simply use a prebuilt system like Wordpress?

I am pretty fluent in PHP and would recommend WordPress for myself if I wanted a blog.

It's a waste of time building something when there is already something just as good out there.

At 8/14/11 07:53 PM, zawmbee wrote: Freelancer kids(students) may accept it for experience!)

No we won't.

Are you the leader of the Freelance Students Association? Do you speak on behalf of them?

Ok then, shut up.

At 8/15/11 08:34 PM, thePalindrome wrote: hey you say you can register domains?

Where does it say I can register domains? If you re-read my post, it says "I provide subdomains or transfer a new domain to the servers".

Please read the post thoroughly before posting.

I currently host websites for a low rate. I can provide a subdomain or transfer a new domain to the servers I have a Reseller account with.

If you are interested. I do cheap plans starting at $5 a month for:

Plan #1 - Basic Web Hosting - $5 per month

Web Space: 1GB
Bandwidth/Transfer: 12GB
Max FTP Accounts: unlimited
Max Email Accounts: unlimited
Max Email Lists: unlimited
Max Databases: unlimited
Max Sub Domain: unlimited
Max Parked Domains: none(0)
Max Addon Domains: none(0)

PM me if you are interested.

I started with Basic HTML, then Javascript. I also started learning and experimenting with Actionscript 1(Macromedia Flash 5).

Then I started learning dynamic languages such as PHP. Experimented with ColdFusion, ActiveServer Pages and other languages similar to that.

I also mess with Structured Query Languages(e.g. MySQL, PostgreSQL). They all use the same basic SQL language which is very flexible when migrating through different database servers.

Also, I tried to program in Perl and C+ to make CGI Programs for websites before MySQL and PHP made it big and then I stopped trying to learn those two and went with PHP for ease of use.

I would do it but I expect payment up front before I would deliver said forum.

The forum will be scripted and uploaded on remote server for testing and upon payment, files will be turned over to you.

My late attempt 5 years later.

At 8/3/11 06:52 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: And I would delete eyeiovepoozy and take that name.

He said 'Moderator' not 'Administrator'.

At 8/3/11 12:51 AM, Cootie wrote: People who do drugs chose to do it and deserve whatever happens to them.

And yet drugs are still illegal.

At 7/28/11 10:10 AM, Fuzi0n wrote: It's everything a nerd needs!

When I had a community news blog for my county in Pennsylvania. I spammed the fuck out of news sites like phillyburbs.com, nbcphiladelphia, CBS3 and all other local Philly news sites.

Have sex with animals. Like I don't do it already.

mfw I typed this post.

Check out this hot Mod(Modification).

At 7/29/11 09:52 AM, Josh wrote: I openly browse CP in the FBI's Computer Lounge lobby. Beat that!

Chocolate Porn. :3