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Author Search Results: 'Jordanog'

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Topic: Newgrounds, My Willy Is Sore...

Posted: 06/25/08 06:30 PM

Forum: General

At 6/25/08 06:23 PM, nazmdeh wrote: What do I do, I cant wack for ages!?

sex change? I mean you won't think about it if it isn't there


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Topic: ACT scores

Posted: 06/25/08 06:25 PM

Forum: General

At 6/25/08 06:24 PM, physicsman09 wrote: How many people have taken the ACT?

If so what was your score? I got a 27.

26, but it was 10 times as hard in my day


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Topic: What kind of car should I get?

Posted: 06/25/08 06:24 PM

Forum: General

At 6/25/08 06:18 PM, chaw wrote: if you tell us what you need the car for, the amount of money you earn and how far away your job is we'd have a better idea. fuel efficiency, seats, price etc.

for driving... I'm in college I just have a part time job at 10 bucks an hour. my job is 45 minutes away from home. and I'd rather have an economic car than a sexy car


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Topic: Your favorite lyrics?

Posted: 06/25/08 06:22 PM

Forum: General

system-aerials

Life is a waterfall
Were one in the river
And one again after the fall
Swimming through the void
We hear the word
We lose ourselves
But we find it all....
Cause we are the ones that want to play
Always want to go
But you never want to stay
And we are the ones that want to choose
Always want to play
But you never want to lose


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Topic: What kind of car should I get?

Posted: 06/25/08 06:06 PM

Forum: General

I saved up $10000 from working my ass off but I never thought of what kind of car I wanted. What should I get, newgrounds?


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Topic: what do I do?

Posted: 06/25/08 07:02 AM

Forum: General

At 6/25/08 06:58 AM, g0t wrote: Why the fuck did you let that land manatee sleep in your bed?

I ask myself that every day. it's just that i knew she wouldn't try shit and you never know when another pillow might help you pass out


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Topic: what do I do?

Posted: 06/25/08 06:52 AM

Forum: General

At 6/25/08 06:50 AM, NickScott wrote: No. Everyone will believe the rumors. People don't forget, and she'll fuck up your chances with other girls probably.

exactly, dude. they'll think i have absolutely no standards. like butt ugly 250 pound chick. probably more. I'm being generous at 250. I had a sliver of bed left for myself.


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Topic: what do I do?

Posted: 06/25/08 06:49 AM

Forum: General

At 6/25/08 06:48 AM, Lucy wrote: Just say you didnt do anything. And if no one believes you, so what? The rumours will stop eventually.

oh yeah and she said i had a small dick too. I never realized it before but it must be really really insulting when a chick gets turned down for sex.


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Topic: what do I do?

Posted: 06/25/08 06:47 AM

Forum: General

what would you do if you let a hideous chick sleep in your bed one night and she started spreading rumors that you did shit the next day? She's friends with all my friends too. And all we did was sleep. She wanted to fuck but i did not. hence the rumors. I don't want to be an ass, but should i?


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Topic: I got Raped!

Posted: 06/25/08 06:42 AM

Forum: General

you're an 18 year old male. I bet you sucked a mean dick


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Topic: Should poachers be killed?

Posted: 06/25/08 06:37 AM

Forum: General

poaching is awesome! Jesus and Batman were poachers


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Topic: System of a Down club

Posted: 06/22/08 12:09 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 6/21/08 05:56 PM, Punkboyben wrote:
At 6/21/08 08:44 AM, Bahamut wrote: Also, I believe Scars on Broadway finally released that album, but I'm not too bothered about it. Infact, I still haven't picked up Serj's solo album.
Don't.

yeah, don't let the singles fool you. Sounds like something serj would have made before getting in System. but that's good because it'll burn and they'll get back together in desperation.


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Topic: The Dark Knight (minor spoiler)

Posted: 06/21/08 03:25 AM

Forum: General

At 6/21/08 03:22 AM, OhThisGuy wrote: Oh lame, it's only his face that is affected apparently

that's how it always was. Don't let his suit fool you

The Dark Knight (minor spoiler)


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Topic: You know what NG?

Posted: 06/21/08 03:20 AM

Forum: General

At 6/21/08 03:17 AM, Basspro55 wrote:
At 6/21/08 03:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: Problem is how do they separate regulars and forum 'nobodies'?
By stats and signup date.

Yeah, but just because you've been posting newgrounding for years doesn't mean you wouldn't post FUCKFUCKSHITSHITSHITFUCKCOCKPUSSYSHITFUC KCUNT on the front page. I mean I know I would. It's fashionable


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Topic: I'm about to get high and

Posted: 06/21/08 03:15 AM

Forum: General

At 6/21/08 03:06 AM, OhThisGuy wrote: About to eat that new Burger King burger that has that A1 steak sauce on it
Has anyone else had it?
What should I expect

It's pretty good. You'll have the mega-shits tomorrow, though

I'm about to get high and


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Topic: The Dark Knight (minor spoiler)

Posted: 06/21/08 03:13 AM

Forum: General

At 6/21/08 03:12 AM, OhThisGuy wrote: Old news he would be in it also
HEATH LEDGER DIES AT THE END

The bad guy dies? Well, now I'm not even going to bother seeing it.


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Topic: The Dark Knight (minor spoiler)

Posted: 06/21/08 03:10 AM

Forum: General

Just when I thought I couldn't be any more excited about this movie, my eyes came to rest on the majesty of a new screenshot. Look at fucking two-face!

The Dark Knight (minor spoiler)


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Topic: System of a Down club

Posted: 06/21/08 03:06 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 6/5/08 01:11 PM, Punkboyben wrote: I DECALRE THIS CLUB DEAD.

I declare it alive!


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Topic: Why does Axe spray...

Posted: 06/21/08 03:04 AM

Forum: General

At 6/21/08 02:41 AM, DonDonTommy wrote: Axe is a cheap knock off,
of lynx .

But it's the only thing we can get out here.

Same company. Different name. Axe may smell bad but it's powerful enough to cover the smell of weed. For that, I give it a tip of the hat


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Topic: Random things you hate.

Posted: 06/21/08 03:01 AM

Forum: General

What I hate is barbers with bad breath! The only thing worse than that is people who rip off other people!


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Topic: System of a Down club

Posted: 08/06/07 03:52 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 8/3/07 08:22 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 8/2/07 04:18 PM, tsst1221 wrote: huge fan fav. song toxicity
If you were a huge fan you're favourite song would be Mr. Jack or Egobrain, or Pictures.

or forest


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Topic: System of a Down club

Posted: 07/09/07 08:25 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 7/9/07 04:51 PM, blakcsurge wrote: They didn't actually split up, they're just on a hiatus. They have quoted many times that it will just be for a couple of years. Serj's solo album should be coming out any day now.

10 year indefinite hiatus. I read somewhere that it was heroine related, but that would be too easy of a conclusion to come to. (she's like heroine)


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Topic: Geeks' Point of No Return

Posted: 04/11/07 02:52 AM

Forum: General

At 4/11/07 02:48 AM, Genocide wrote: SHE is a girl...

whoops...should have checked her profile. Seriously, though, what are the odds of that in this forum?


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Topic: Geeks' Point of No Return

Posted: 04/11/07 02:47 AM

Forum: General

just make sure you only dress up as male characters. otherwise, you'll be going down a whole different path...


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Topic: Allergies

Posted: 04/11/07 02:35 AM

Forum: General

I haven't gotten allergies since I started smoking cigarettes. There's a moral to this, children.


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Topic: Things that are no longer funny

Posted: 04/11/07 02:26 AM

Forum: General

-talking about your cock (especially if you call it a pen0r)
-Adam Sandler
-1337 speak
-"because you touch yourself at night"


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Topic: System of a Down club

Posted: 04/11/07 02:19 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/10/07 01:43 PM, Wisk-deathwish wrote: then why the fuck are you in thier fan club???

he wants to look cool


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Topic: VeinsOnFire

Posted: 03/22/07 03:09 AM

Forum: General

At 3/22/07 03:06 AM, Xx-Hoxinator-xX wrote: why wont dobio do something ffs!?!?!

dobio has a life


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Topic: System of a Down club

Posted: 03/22/07 03:05 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 3/20/07 01:05 PM, Nev wrote:
At 3/20/07 12:30 PM, Punkboyben wrote: I have decided that i rule this club. Bow to me!
You'll find myself, Gayamut and Gayraiser own this club >:(.

yeah, it's hard to keep finding shit to say when the band announced a 10 year hiatus. that's so fucking long...


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Topic: switch hits

Posted: 03/22/07 03:00 AM

Forum: General

At 3/22/07 02:57 AM, Officer wrote: As in.... What?

punching eachother in the arm until someone bitches out


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