NEWGRUNDS IS KOL AND THER AR LOTS OF NEKID PEPLE HER.

WE R HVIN TUNS OF FUN.

NE QUESTINS FR TOM AND US?

HE CAN RED I AM SHOKED

I HV NT BEN DRNKn

hhhhhhhey caps lock was on?

This movie sounds really good.

And hot.

At 6/16/08 09:27 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: The long awaited sketch pad doodles have finally been scanned into the interwebz by the procrastinating Jonas. Here they are for your viewing pleasure.

Please identify your work....

I drew the crane. It's hoisting a bag-o-dix. lol

I drew the ugly faced girl (the base sketch part), her breasts, which pox actually drew larger, Tom Fulp's dick, and the two people on the rape tour railcar.

The second page, I drew Knuckle's head, and the tumor looking guy holding a finger to his chin. This was actually the base sketch that everyone built on.

GO WINGS!!!

At 6/3/08 02:27 PM, Jackotrades wrote: Congrats on making a serious comic funny yet a "wow I am going to hell" comic.

Teehee.

Finally get that art degree that I couldn't get.

That turtle and pirate are hard to draw.

Maybe finish that book I was writing.

Also start a band.

It's a fake story as your mother doesn't have any issue with you whacking off to pictures of ripped men.

She does it all the time.

At 6/3/08 01:51 AM, AdairTishler wrote: You guys should not picture spam. Doing so is just wrong and a terrible abuse of the BBS system. A new user might come on here, find a bunch of random pictures and decide Newgrounds is not worth his or her time. If you have any decency at all, you will realize how truely wrong it is.

what the fuck crawled up your vagina and made you all prissy little miss?

Masterbating rocks.

So this awesome fun webcomic comes out, it's called CTRL+ALT+DEL .

Some of you may read it, and some of you may read other webcomics, and seriously, have you noticed that damn near every single webcomic now-a-days is some how talking about serious this and serious that.

It's a serious epidemic. So the awesome artist/writer Tim B is putting his characters through their paces, and bam, hits us with a main character getting pregnant, and then miscarriage. This is high end rofl stuff, and my tear ducts are swelling because it's a great comic and I'm sad to see the characters at such a low point.

So I realized that boy, I really need to help cheer the general audience up, it's up to me! I need to grab the reins of this comic, and make sure Tim's focusing on video games, because I go there for boffo laffs, and not this sad drama stuff.

So I decided that this last comic would focus more on the original intent of video games!

So here's a much much much improved version of CTRL ALT DEL.

Every apology Tim, don't kill me :3

So if you're all depressed of a webcomic's direction, post revised ones here, because sometimes they need to brought back from the brink of seriousness. We can help. Post any links to serious comics, and revisions. If you have a comic you are hating, give me the link, and I'll work to make it all better.

Yiff Yiff.

Tom's password is long and hard.

I don't subscribe to Mythology.

*blows an inch of dust off the topic* BOY THAT'S OLD.

I finally have a day off, and will be going through and checking all relevant people's work out, so if you haven't already, please PM or IM me the links to your work. I will be on at around 2 pm, but currently am away at a secondary business venture.

Because I know that many of you are curious as to the pay, I'd be looking somewhere along the lines of $150 - $300 depending on how complete, good looking, professional, quick, and level of service capable of being rendered after.

I may in fact down the road attempt to pick the person up later on for back end coding for other pages.

As for the webhosting both titles that are needed are available.

The domain name would be
www.nicotinecupcake.com
and a simple redirect site from www.nicotinecupcakes.com

Post any questions you might have, or PM me, as stated, I'll be in touch later this afternoon. I've recieved multiple replies and look forward to touching base on with all of your inquires.

Have a good day.

A little piece of my soul died. :<

At 5/15/08 10:37 PM, polym wrote:

you'll also have to come up with the domain hosting, since we're not going to cough up money for that.

we're ? Is that a crack ninja coding squad on your hand calling for the need for pluralization? Perhaps I'm confused, either way, when it comes down to hosting, I plan on paying for it, but like I said, I'm really stupid, and don't know what would be a good solid deal or anything.

I'm flat out dumb.

Hey gang, here's the short end, I've just been burned over the last four months attempting to get someone to design a webpage for a web comic for various art projects I've done and will be producing on a regular basis for commercial consumption.

I've heard time and time again from the same guy that the page was done, and he's never ever ever shown me it. I happen to work at the same company as him, and he's never shown it to me on his laptop, and I'm sick of prying. I'm throwing my cash out to the NG community, because you guys were and consistently are fucking more amazing than anyone would freely admit.

All apologies if this seems dumb, but if I spell it out in more detail, it'll be easier on everyone's end. Please note, that the last time I coded a page was in 1998 for angelfire. I'm incompetent and willing to admit I need someone that knows what they are doing, and wants to get some recognition.

I am interested in having a site built with a large display for the following

1. A web banner on the top
2. Ad support (I don't know how that works)
3. Archival links to previous strips and news posts
4. A smaller section on the same page for news posts
5. Copywrite info
6. A FAQ link back
7. Domain hosting with a solid site name.
8. Awesomeness.

However, as mentioned, I don't know how to make the internet dance to my beckon. I just make comics, and am slowly working on flash skills. I however, am willing to pay someone to code the site, and for general help in it's upkeep.

If you are interested, please either IM me or PM me with links to your work, and if you have any general inquires, please ask.

I'm at my wit's end, and I really want to start getting my work out there and having it show up on a web comic format.

Thanks a bunch guys, looking forward to seeing who's up for a challenge (or easy cash, I have no idea how hard this concept is)

Lol.

I would say females out number furries 2-1. And furries outnumber regular users -21 to 3

The only way this would work would be if Keanu and Swayze finally made out.

Seriously, Hollywood what's next?

A sequel to E.T?

For those not familiar with Point Break, shame on you.

Our friendly NG artist JohnnyUtah refused to talk to me for a month when I told him I hadn't seen it.

He then grunted out a hearty 'Good for you' afterwards.

It's like watching two angels making love with surfboards. GO WATCH IT.

Radioshack comes through again. :P

At 4/14/08 09:25 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: what camera do you have

Fuji S700 got it for $170 at Radioshack.

Man, I should have shaved. Ah well, hope you all enjoyed the mass of photos. Quantity vs. Quality.

At 4/14/08 12:51 AM, Monocrom wrote:

At 4/14/08 12:43 AM, Rig wrote: Aww...someone eated pox's cookie.

...... And drew a penor on the side of his face. Silly Pox, he should know better than to fall asleep in a room full of NGers.

He's lucky they didn't lynch him.

The greatest person ever, period.

Here they are. 354 ish pictures of the Meet up. Didn't have any place to store them, props to Wade for the head's up on Picasa.

I take a photo dump on your chest.

Also as a quick rundown there are lesbians,traffic cownage , strawberries , Luis , alcohol, toast moustaches, hookas, and much more, so get clicking!!!!

To have less responsibility.

Magic the Gathering Cards, Munnys, and Manga.

Oh and original art.

Because your name is the only one I could fit if I carved it into my chest.