i hate flash

At 9/25/07 07:23 PM, Johnny-chimp-0 wrote: Anyone ever play that game?Ive been playing it recently and does anyone agree with me that towards the very end it starts getting very very weird?Like the colonel calling in all the time and saying to turn off the console and talking bout saving myera or something?

mgs 2 is god damn brilliant. i know it get's all WIERD, but look up some articles explaining what's going on and you'll apprecaite it more.

also all this shit ties directly into mgs4 so its good to understand

At 9/25/07 06:52 PM, Bigtimedirector wrote: blah blah blah

there's more fish in the sea my friend.

there's also RAPE.

I'm not encouraging it, but she is a whore and probably deserves it.

At 9/25/07 07:07 PM, Girdf wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/40 2329
has anyone seen this yet?
it's kind of funny, it's not a flash it's a video that was just submitted

i don't know if this would be flash or general so i put it here, sorry.

thats the best god damn thing ive seen all day.

At 9/11/07 07:34 PM, Vortex00 wrote: Watch out I can shock you with my 12v battery :O

this shit should be some kind of contest and we can complile all of em into a select screen.

then again.. judging by how long it took to put ours together, it wouldnt get done for years.

At 9/10/07 02:14 PM, CaptainBob wrote:

At 9/10/07 02:12 PM, TomFulp wrote: And yeah, I can honestly say that the money does get spent on NG and the artists who contribute, rather than hookers and blow.

It is also spent on hours and hours of in-depth research (aka Street Fighter II)

you're out of your fucking mind if you think we play sf2 all day long.

that would be 3.

At 9/10/07 01:11 AM, TomFulp wrote:

In fact, Justin has become a bit of an inspiration for me. Watching him on stage makes me want to step up my own game. Not that learning dance moves will do any good for Newgrounds, but I need to find my own ways to enhance the showmanship here at NG... Make it all feel like more of an EVENT to be here. I brought up some of this stuff to the guys at lunch last week, but I think it made them want to leave the table.

ill admit, when tom declared justin's special was "not that bad" over a hearty meal in a sports bar down the street, i was taken aback. in fact, I snickered at him then felt totally bad about it.

then because of what he said, i punched up the special on comcast on demand and ill admit he's a real professional showman. after 73 seconds I then turned it off and then scrubbed myself with a worn brillio pad in the shower for 3 hours what

At 9/9/07 06:35 AM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: Sup? lol This was a cool idea. :3

Ok, this one needs to win SOMETHING.

At 9/6/07 07:16 AM, poxpower wrote: just had to spend a little time to do this haha. yay

not bad...not bad

At 9/3/07 07:58 PM, PapoSwing wrote:

At 9/3/07 07:53 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote: the newgrounds ps3 - "newgrounds"

You have one?

why its

"johnnyutah"

if you had to guess

At 9/3/07 08:13 PM, TehreTard wrote: Oh yeah, I was wondering, how did you create your own ranked game? Even though the manual said you can, I could never make my own ranked server when I still had the disk. That ranked box option was missing in my game.

when you go to set up a match, you can scroll between player, unranked, and ranked

to prevent cheating, they don't let you play on your machine if it's a dedicated ranked server.

im busying animating here, so i figured id set it up and see what happened

At 9/3/07 07:59 PM, TehreTard wrote: And to think the NG staff were all 360 fanboys. =\

Fuck, I immediately regret destroying the disk.

the system itself is ok, but microsoft nickel and dime you to death for every little fucking thing. wallpapers and icons should be FREE. not to mention xbox live is a total ripoff.

the newgrounds ps3 - "newgrounds"

At 9/3/07 07:47 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: most people cant afford a ps3 let alone warhawk and as for me im waiting for the disk version to come out for ultimate blu-ray...ill pm you when i get the game is that ok?

i think the disk version IS out? right?

i know most of you dont have ps3's but i figured i'd set up a ranked server so people could level up...the official sony servers are all very hard to get into.

i set up the office ps3 as a ranked warhawk server.

i got 6 maps/game modes on rotation so look up "NEWGROUNDS" on the list and jump in if you care.

At 8/21/07 03:16 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 8/21/07 03:14 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote: CUNT

If it was safari's fault, this hack wouldn't work simply because it RUNS ON SAFARI

luv ya though

im just kidding, but seriously you all need to relax

(i am a safari user, i do understand)

At 8/21/07 03:09 PM, BonusStage wrote: I like how safari doesn't show this

i also like how the admins still think it's safari's fault for the picture issue, when it's clearly their own

CUNT

At 8/15/07 07:00 AM, RupeeClock wrote:

At 8/15/07 05:05 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 8/15/07 04:58 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

At 8/15/07 04:57 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: Stamper?

I was thinking the same thing but then again couldn't someone from the Clock Crew make something and send it to Tom for him to put it up?

i made it...sorry for the repeats or disrespect to clocks who arent there. I didnt have alot of time to get it together.

I'm guessing you just thought of these guys off the top of your head huh?
I think one or two of these clocks, don't even EXIST. :p

Never the less this is awesome, thanks for the inclusion. :)

ha.

well its true, i quickly went to the clockcrew.cc registry, and jotted down a bunch of clocks that weren't TOTALLY AWKWARD to draw and would fit nicely in the header.

second, I didn't want newgrounds to look like a fruit basket so i tried to throw in a few others (even if they didn't exist)

third, I even registered on your site in the hopes that your .fla had all the art I needed. alas, your guys current selection has A LOT to be desired. :(

anyways sorry, just know tom is very sad that I forgot apple clock and ...some other clock who knows.

(cries furiously like a shitty anime character and runs away)

At 8/15/07 05:06 AM, BuddhaGeo wrote:

At 8/15/07 05:00 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 8/15/07 02:45 AM, JarrodK wrote: whats with the clocks appearing twice everywhere? This is madness.

BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO DRAW ENOUGH OF EM

SORRY

If you can't undertake your duties then you should leave.

omg plz don't ban me now

im a lover not a hater what

At 8/15/07 04:58 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

At 8/15/07 04:57 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: Stamper?

I was thinking the same thing but then again couldn't someone from the Clock Crew make something and send it to Tom for him to put it up?

i made it...sorry for the repeats or disrespect to clocks who arent there. I didnt have alot of time to get it together.

At 8/15/07 02:45 AM, JarrodK wrote: whats with the clocks appearing twice everywhere? This is madness.

BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO DRAW ENOUGH OF EM

SORRY

At 8/10/07 06:14 AM, Mechabloby wrote: Tom Fulp obviously...

It isn't Johnny Utah. I can tell his voice from a mile away.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

hell i didn't even alter it, i just screamed into the microphone.

At 8/4/07 01:32 PM, BoMToons wrote: So many good ones this time, great job judges, I think you highlighted most of the ones that really stood out to me. I'm looking forward to the next contest.

P.S.
Jeff, are you gonna make some sort of punchout collage? :P

if thats what the people demand

At 8/4/07 02:12 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 8/4/07 02:05 PM, TjA wrote:

At 8/4/07 01:04 PM, Stamper wrote: 5th Place: $25 + Shirt + Stickers
TransforWhores | [ X - X ]

your kidding right? i think they're good but no where near as good as others i'd seen.

*POINTS AT JEFF*

FUCK OFF

Sorry for the delay in posting these. Yes, yes we know we're late AGAIN, but just know we're partially lazy and partially dreaded voting this time around due to the vast number of great entries.

We did out best to judge fairly and are once again giving out more shirts than we said we would because cutting off the winners at only ten just seems unfair and frankly we would feel awkward if we did.

(Keep in mind, some users have more than one image on display. This was only added to show some of their other submissions, if any. Multiple contributions hold no weight in the final judging.)

1st Place: A Nintendo Wii ~OR~ $200.00 + Alien Hominid + Shirt + Stickers
(You gotta take the 200 if you live outside the USA, but CONGRATS ANYWAYS)
LiftYourSkinnyFists | [ X - X ]

2nd Place: $100 + Shirt + Stickers
bluebaby | [ X ]

3rd Place: $75 + Shirt + Stickers
martyisnothere | [ X - X ]

4th Place: $50 + Shirt + Stickers
poxpower | [ X - X ]

5th Place: $25 + Shirt + Stickers
TransforWhores | [ X - X ]

These other guys did great work, so they get shirts and stickers and a smidgen of love:
BoMToons | [ X ]
The-Swain | [ X ]
TimFrommeyer | [ X - X ]
Nobbin-Robin | [ X ]
gel | [ X ]
Leigh | [ X ]
dragonsblood47 | [ X ]
nathanielmilburn | [ X - X ]
JimmySavage | [ X ]
Nelson | [ X ]
lysgaard | [ X ]
Rotlord | [ X ]

If you are listed above as a winner please send a PM to Bob with the following info:
(Bob is away for a few days so expect a short delay if he needs to contact you back.)

1. Your address (include your real name, zip code, country, etc. - even if you've already sent it once!)

2. Your shirt size (S, M, L, XL, 2XL)

3. Your shirt preference - We have IN STOCK - gray, green, and dark navy blue Newgrounds logo shirts, red angry faic shirts, pico shirts, tankman parachute shirts, and finally blue cheerful clock AND red angry clock shirts. Most of these can be seen in THE STORE. (We are completely out of the BLACK newgrounds logo shirt as well as the limited editon shirts we sold at Comicon, but re-stocking soon).

4. a backup shirt preference if we're out of your size / color.

* Please double check this list as it will help expedite your awards if you send all the correct info the first time.

I'd encourage all who haven't checked out the thread yet to see all the entries for yourselves. There was a ton of great submissions from ManaCloud, BiffTheTimid, Luis, Catoblepas, MNS-dazi, xUrbanx, MasterFury, Nuke15, KupaMan, Louissi, Bug, LiLg and ClockOArctic, just to name a few. No really, a few - go check it out!

Thanks again to everybody who contributed and we'll announce a new contest soon!

And for the love of GOD, go talk to Ross on his page. :)

At 7/30/07 03:01 PM, Sabotage wrote:

At 7/30/07 08:37 AM, Dark-Knight wrote: Hurry up and anounce the winners....

It seems the admin always wait to the point that people either start to forget about the contest, or lose interest, to announce the winners.

we needed time to recover from the week at comicon - I'm collecting all te entries now (at 1 am) which ill be doing all night, so we can get these things judged

you'll have your winners VERY SOON

At 7/30/07 07:19 PM, BoMToons wrote: I saw Johnny_Utah at Comic Con, but he was too cool to take a photo with his biggest fan...Stamper was all too happy to pose though...go figure... ;)

oh for gods sake. you know i love you bomtoons, i just hate cameras in my face. (and i hate smiling for them..or ever for that matter)

At 7/21/07 03:57 AM, SHlT wrote: When are we going to start exterminating negroes

logically, blacks would just go straight for the guns and not bother with spiked gloves or brass knuckles what

At 7/18/07 09:37 AM, WillPostForFood wrote:

The layout looks like the average trendy graphic site layout. And the BBS is extremely bulky and annoying to navigate. I miss old NG. Soo...so much..

-Willpostforfood

WAAAAAA I HATE CHANGE.

if people like you ruled the world we'd still be jousting to settle arguments what

At 7/19/07 12:41 AM, Canas wrote:

At 7/19/07 12:33 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote: if you have the same delivery as you do on xbox live, we're in for a real treat

How would you know?

You'd just quit after I tea-bagged you

ololol

dontdeletemeplz

ouch. I..I was just kidding and you had to go there didn't you.