At 11/28/07 04:02 PM, bob wrote: Very funny. Esp about the ducks.

It's a good thing Jeff trolls the forums when I'm not. He alerted me to your requests. So what can I do for you people?

thanks for throwing me under the bus you queer.

here bobby bobby

i just got mine today...i thought id be all original using super sculpey...and well well well i guess I wasnt the only one.

At 10/29/07 07:37 PM, Cericon wrote: Everyone knows that lefties are superion to righties. I mean honestly, the pogo stick will not help you in a samurai battle.

go ahead and try peeling potatoes with a right handed potato peeler - then cry all night in failure..I know all too well.

At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote:

Thus creating a left handed utopia!

I'm left handed and I work alone

At 10/29/07 07:14 PM, Farky-Dude wrote: ...sucks. Period. Haven't seen it? Don't Ask.

ANYWAY does anyone like street fighter as much as I do? (I doubt it. 'cept maybe Utah. Please tell me if you like street fighter as much as me.

what's street fighter

down, down, down + 3 punches BOOM

At 10/28/07 09:18 PM, amplefied wrote: So, what new features can we look forward to in the future?

we're making a NARUTO PORTAL and I'm personally deleting the politics forum

At 10/25/07 06:07 PM, SPuD-J wrote: hmmm i actuly don't like any of them...
I just wanted a shirt that says newgrounds on it and not aload of crappy stuff on it like enjoyshaun one,
JohanL one will only appeal to people who like dad and me,
nathanielmilburn one doesn't even look like the proper tankman guy,
brycemilburn one ok i spose,
TimFrommeyer one is not going to appeal to everyone,
and ZekeySpaceyLizard one wtf? i just don't get it.

It would be just nice to have a basic shirt of maybe a tankman with his thumb saying newgrounds on it that way you can spread your market!
Anyways just my opinon... congratz on winners

for gods sake.

thats it no more contests because so many of you make me want to cut my own god damn head off.

WHITE PEOPLE BLACK PEOPLE

At 10/25/07 02:08 AM, Bug wrote:

At 10/24/07 09:38 PM, UberBarista wrote: Congrats to the winner, and the secondary choices. Except Zekey's entry.

What the hell? That's one of the worst ones he submitted. I enjoy his artwork, but god that is blah blah blah hey everyone im a highly opinionated douche dont i sound great???

this post was one of the worst ones posted i enjoyed many of the posts in this thread so far but i cant understand why this one was posted. CANOPENOR EXPLAIN ANYONE?!

explanation:

we liked all of zekeys designs.

we're maybe/probably gonna print one of em not necessarily the one I chose to link to. I just felt like throwing up one per artist and i dunno..MAYBE we're all out of touch old farts around here but we thought it was a wierd and cool design and we'd wear it.

everybody can lower their defcon alert levels now

At 10/24/07 08:46 PM, 36Holla wrote: Congrats to everyone. The winning shirt looks very good, as do most of the runner ups.

I especially liked shauns design for some reason. Must've been the angry faic sun that got me.

im a pretty big fan of his design, im hoping his will be printed soon.

*Super Fantastic T-Shirt Contest Winner Announcement Post*

We ended up getting quite a few really great shirt designs but after some deliberation we collectively decided on JohanL's Dad n' Me shirt as the winning submission.

Johan's shirt design will soon be featured in the *Fabulous New Newgrounds Store* which should be launching in the near future! (Bob's working super hard on it so make sure you thank him with links to male pornography)

Now, we have a short list of some other designs that we'll be considering, These include
ZekeySpaceyLizard, TimFrommeyer, brycemilburn, nathanielmilburn, enjoyshaun among others. It's a bit of work to prep these designs, get them printed and on your backs so be patient and cross your fingers. We'll have some more of these designs up in the store sooner or later - and will be contacting you for your flash/illustrator file when we need it. (and sending you prize money for your troubles)

Thanks again and new contest soon!

At 10/14/07 10:37 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: YEAHFUCK.

I love how awesome moving away from friends is, and expected to walk into a school and live with a person you've just met who you have nothing in common with only to be expected to walk out with a perfect gpa and future plan.

Ugh -__-

K GOOD-NIGHT

just dont light paper plates on fire and throw them under peoples doors.

speaking from experience what

we realized since tom obviously posts the most if he posted 3 times in a row - that was 3 of the same icon. so now there's 4 that randomize.

not a big deal

At 10/8/07 09:42 PM, KwikToon wrote: Does JohnnyUtah actually get the prize or do you just personally give him a High-Five?

I get a wink and a pat on the ass.

At 10/8/07 02:45 PM, zambota wrote: I just made a thread showing how the NG Halloween banner is racist and them I'm silenced. Is this racism that they are trying to cover up?. Discuss.

YES.

At 10/8/07 02:29 PM, thomtomw wrote: johnnyutah did the design this time

i figured id throw it in there. that's all

I wont get into what I like and dont like about the foamy cartoons, but hey some people like his stuff and he contributes a lot to the site (or used to), so I figured for one time in my life I'd cut him a break and put him up in the header art.

At 10/8/07 11:48 AM, ripmycat wrote:

At 10/8/07 11:42 AM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: I love the pumpkin designs. Lets give our opinions.

pico,alien hominid(sorry if i spelt that wrong),hank,NG Symbol,bitey of brackenwood,not sure might be blockhead but evil lookin?,error NG face,cat?,foamy(awsome),Salad Fingers(woop),clock...fucks knows which one and last but not least DAD

now that my NG friends is a Soouunnnd layout :)

correct.

and thats PUMPKIN clock you silly goose. wait does that one even exist?

At 10/8/07 11:44 AM, Bloopco wrote: Why is that little prick foamy in the design though?

he was the only one that would fit inside a pumpkin dont even ask why, i was tired last night drawing it

At 10/5/07 11:43 AM, Cherban wrote: Has anyone tried this yet?

Full marks for the unique design.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEBODY POSTS THIS ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO PLAY TETHERBALL WITH YOUR NUTSACK FOR ALL ETERNTY WHILE SCREAMING HEAVY METAL BALLADS ABOUT HOW IM GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A HUGE THUNDER HAMMER LFIHJDFIG VHJELAFIGHJLAERIGJALEIJVB LTIHJOT JN

ALSO, THAT'S LIKE 50 COLORS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

At 10/4/07 06:35 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 10/4/07 04:51 PM, The-Swain wrote:

It is an "art" contest and not a scavenger hunt, after all. I feel no pity for those who fail!

I feel pity for the NG staff who'll have to search through probably 40+ pages of this stuff to pick the ones they like.

god dammit pox, submit something already so I feel better.

At 10/4/07 04:12 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: Quick Question! Are black and white considered colors for this contest?

the 4 color rule isnt an arbitrary rule, most screen printers only do 4 colors max...so yes b&w count.

At 10/4/07 04:08 PM, BlackScarz wrote: Are we allow to submit more than one design or is it one entry per person? My apologies in advance if this question has already been answered.

submit as many as you want

At 10/4/07 03:50 PM, ants896489 wrote: What happened?

I APPROVE

At 10/4/07 01:07 PM, The-Swain wrote:

Then again, I think maybe five people read the rules anyway. The pixelated screenshots of existing NG art is especially keen :D

yeah swain, you rule breaker you. btw cool design.

At 10/4/07 10:41 AM, BlueHippo wrote:

At 10/4/07 09:47 AM, TomFulp wrote: It's important to note that if you make a shirt design that just blatantly sticks our artwork on a shirt, you will not be getting any money if we make that shirt, considering we've already been tinkering with our original artwork in a variety of ways and your ideas aren't anything new to us. This includes stuff like Jeff's rendition of the Dad 'n Me skull mask on a t-shirt (come on that's obvious), the official logo plopped on a shirt, Jeff's flaming "Newgrounds.com" text plopped on a shirt, etc.

And we are also deleting a lot of submissions because we want to encourage sincere efforts here!

oh that's cool. i assumed by looking at most of the entries that the winner would have some form of tankmen and the NG logo on it... but knowing that only original artwork can get cash is good ;) sooo many tankmen submissions, heh. contest is coming along nicely so far... happy to know stamper liked my shirt, teehee. will make some more after work today ;)

frankly, id encourage people to NOT do tankmen for a variety of reasons. foremost, Id like to see some actual DESIGNS, not just a dude with a word bubble above his head sloppily put in the middle of the shirt.

At 10/4/07 09:19 AM, dragonjet wrote: can somebody plese tell me...
what does "vector format" mean?

photoshop - bitmap

illustrator - vector

flash - vector

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_grap hics

At 10/4/07 09:19 AM, dragonjet wrote: can somebody plese tell me...
what does "vector format" mean?

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god dammit, just looking through the threads I think I need to make something alittle more clear.

ONLY

FOUR

COLORS

think only 4 bottles of ink you can print with. black and white count as 2 seperate colors, 4 shades of red for example counts as 4 colors.

I could list 50 other issues, but instead im going to go to wawa and buy a bagel and coffee and forget I ever started this god forsaken contest

carry on :)

At 10/3/07 09:16 PM, Crash-and-burn31 wrote: You know the only way you're going to win anything is if you draw some shitty ng fad like angryface or tankman

In conclusion, tHIS CONTEST SUCKS ASS

WRONG ASSHOLE