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Fuck me, I just realised you're that really, really, REALLY BAD 'artist'. I- I feel like I've just shit myself for wasting so much time on you...

*shoots self*

At 8/4/09 06:40 AM, daniel123297 wrote:
I have actually NEVER seen you draw anything. Stop cruising the art forums looking for a fight.

How dare thee!
I know I ain't submitted much, but y'know, I'm a perfectionist and will only submit once I created some fucking quality pieces. Sure, I could submit some bland pencil lineart or a half-done concept, but then I'd sink to all those other fuck's levels begging to be scouted. I ain't here to please anyone.

-But that's besides the point, whether I'm amazing or shite at art, your stuff, (or what I see here) remain rubbish. Truth hurts sometimes, mate.

It ain't that simple y'know. You want to keep a grain when smudging for a better effect-
But that's just one of many prblems with yer pics.

They actually don't taste that great, but the perfect crispy crunch you get from eating them is enough to hook you. I don't like them anymore though.

That's a blam!
you got a counter on your userpage of how many times you've done that, or saved a flash from being blammed.

At 8/3/09 02:55 AM, TheSilentWolf wrote: i see a vision...its of this thread turning out to be like the shitty never ending journey thread where idiots post things that ruin a plot story....

But regardless of that, at least the op doesn't expect the contributers to do all the work, and actually has given a decent effort at a starting plot and better starter pics than any of those past threads.

At 8/2/09 03:37 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
Haha, Oprah. What version of Oprah do you have?

The one that tells you how much of a bastard you are, I bet

At 7/30/09 06:47 AM, jhonenfan wrote: mosh pits didnt help either

You are actually a really good artist. I commend thee once more.

Suddenly, dicks.

At 8/1/09 02:36 AM, Captain-Ben wrote:
I hate Naruto with such a passion, but this is actually made me chuckle

I was to say just that

Some time ago, it wasn't that the film was bad, but when I went to see 'shark tale' (nothing better showing) I couldn't enjoy it as I starved myself that morning to leave room for the massive amount of popcorn and sprite I was to inevitably down when me and my brother went to see it, but the snack bar was closed. DISASTER.

Water

At 6/24/09 03:12 AM, Captain-Ben wrote: Bored as hell and it's late

Should really have said earlier, but

sign and send to me

At 7/27/09 11:45 PM, AtillaTheLion wrote: Here's a little something for the lady furries.

It's an abridged version incase you're wondering why it's rather rough-draft-like, so click here for the full version.

That is fucking uber lol

At 8/2/09 07:19 AM, Giggans wrote: renren with a speah!

She is quite dumpy. I see you like 'em thick.

At 8/2/09 02:29 AM, sucho wrote:

oh, rub it in why don't you.

Shame. For you AND your bastard turtle.

At 7/27/09 05:15 AM, HyperJive wrote:

Me: I'm middle sized and I'm lonely too! THERE'S NO HOPE.

How the shit are you lonely when you have JOETHETOUCAN

At 7/31/09 11:54 AM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote: Did the guy happen to look like this?

Aren't you just THE FUNNIEST person

Fuck you.

At 6/15/09 01:24 PM, Zyphonee wrote: For the bad videogame art contest.

Only bad due to the fact you clearly did not understand the aim of the contest.

This is quite funny-
I've seen you about the art forums quite a lot, busting balls over other's work as though you're an art phenomenon. Your actual work, in fact, suggests otherwise.

At 7/27/09 01:20 PM, TheDaveAngle wrote: I don't like the fact that this is becoming a thread to try and one-up each other, instead of helping someone get better at artistry.

Yeah, I'm suprised the op has taken feedback so well, thanking each helpful hint, and has not resorted in waging war to those just slagging 'im off.

Nice costumes and concepts

It's an interesting style, I quite like your stuff. But it doesn't look great the way it's done digitally. If you got a flat-tipped marker and drew the outline of your illustration without rotating the pen, you'd get the same look, and if it was then coloured with coloured markers, it would look a lot more clean and skillful than this digital stuff- assuming you're any good with pen and paper. Anyone can do this kind of digital with ease.

Still looks alright though, despite the numerously stated paint bucket flaws.

At 7/25/09 09:55 PM, Zoidz wrote: I thinks it's alright, but the thumb should be laying over the middle finger when he points.

Coming from YOU?!?

At 7/25/09 07:53 PM, igott wrote: I never made a deal.

You've never even bought something then?

Just do it into your underwear, then wash 'em

After you've worn them all day

Buy bottled mineral water. Clean, pure, and usually mighty cheap if you get the store-brand ones. there's no difference between tesco Ashbeck mountain spring and Evian imo. And you save yourself 70p-£1

At 7/25/09 11:16 PM, pointydagger wrote: The main thing about being a comedian is being funny

We have a genius in our midst

Wingnut.
eg: "He wasn't addressing you, wingnut"
I'm quite proud of that.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

you are certified STERILE!

*fanfare*