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Topic: john travolta killed his own son

Posted: 09/24/09 03:21 PM

Forum: General

Xenu killed his son. The only thing John Travolta is responsible for is not freezing Xenu and dropping him in a volcano, or whatever, before he could get to his son.


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Topic: Garfield minus Garfield = boring

Posted: 07/24/09 11:16 PM

Forum: General

Jon's wildest hopes and dreams.

Garfield minus Garfield = boring


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Topic: Back to the Future 3 plot hole

Posted: 07/24/09 10:52 PM

Forum: General

At 7/24/09 09:58 PM, MonkeyV wrote: The event in question is when Marty shows Doc the letter at the beginning of the movie. Doc then knows that he is eventually going to be in the old west working as a blacksmith. Doc and Marty later find out that Doc is going to be murdered in the old west. Doc sends Marty to the past in an attempt to warn future doc who is in the past.

This is a plot-hole. The Doc who is in the old west should already know that he is going to be murdered, considering that he is the Doc of the future (I think we can assume that his memory isn't that bad.)

Nope. Alternate timeline.

The Doc that was sent to the old west is still living his life based on his original timeline. In that timeline, Marty was never there to give him the letter. Time travelers' memories are not effected themselves by changing events in their past. Just like how Marty returns to 1985 at the end, and is shocked to see all of the changes (his father's success, siblings' success, parents relationship, Biff's failure) because his memories are still based on the original timeline he lived through.

Their actions may change their surroundings and position in the altered future, and everyone outside of the time traveling experience sees no change and just knows everything that occurred in their timeline, but a time traveler will not get a sudden rush of information to make their memories up to date according to the new timeline.

Sorry, your friend was right.


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Topic: How can I slow down a flash game?

Posted: 07/20/09 09:43 PM

Forum: General

You can get a horrible computer.

You can probably get a 10 year old computer for practically nothing.


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Topic: What if your teacher did this

Posted: 07/20/09 09:41 PM

Forum: General

TWO WEEKS?

What if your teacher did this


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Topic: Ex-pornstar in my church!

Posted: 07/17/09 10:49 PM

Forum: General

At 7/17/09 10:48 PM, cast wrote: Should we just cut them completely off then?

Then the terrorists have won.


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Topic: Ex-pornstar in my church!

Posted: 07/17/09 10:47 PM

Forum: General

At 7/17/09 10:45 PM, cast wrote:
At 7/17/09 10:41 PM, Joe wrote: Try again.
Ohhh shit.

Some kid may be lying about an ugly porn star going to his Church.

I take my porn star stories seriously, boy.


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Topic: Ex-pornstar in my church!

Posted: 07/17/09 10:41 PM

Forum: General

At 7/17/09 10:18 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: I googled up her name to find that she's been featured in 25 films.
At 7/17/09 10:24 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: Fine, her name is Bobbi Starr

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2506297/
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=Bo bbiStar/gender=f/Bobbi-Starr.htm

Try again.


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Topic: Missing a sock?

Posted: 07/13/09 06:17 PM

Forum: General

Why do you have that many different kinds of socks? Buy the same type of sock every time and you'll only ever have at most one missing sock at any time.

That's how you deal with problems.


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Topic: Reverse Discrimination

Posted: 07/13/09 06:14 PM

Forum: General

At 7/13/09 02:06 PM, tiskewl wrote: 1. During Obama's election I heard a lot on the news and from people I know about how they were voting for Obama because we needed a black president. Did they think that choosing a candidate by race would combat racism?

Dude, Obama won, Racism is over. Calm down.

Although, if he really wanted to help, he could have chosen Hillary as his vice president, then he would have ended sexism as well.

I can't wait for 2016, when it comes down to Hillary vs. Palin. Then all will be right in the US.


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Topic: Useless thread

Posted: 07/12/09 12:27 PM

Forum: General

Not only are pancakes delicious, but they make for awesome videos as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq_2GOoFa XE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur0LENvY5 TE


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Topic: Useless thread

Posted: 07/11/09 07:08 PM

Forum: General

At 7/11/09 07:06 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: I hate pancakes. Seriously.

I'm not one to force my beliefs on others, but could you elaborate?

What exactly do you not like about pancakes?


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Topic: Useless thread

Posted: 07/11/09 06:51 PM

Forum: General

This thread is now about pancakes.

And only thought out, on topic posts will be allowed. All others will be deleted.

Useless thread


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Topic: Where is Newgrounds Chat?

Posted: 07/11/09 01:25 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 7/11/09 01:04 PM, STEM wrote: It is coming.

After the weekend, I heard.


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Topic: Power went out, toilet still worked

Posted: 07/11/09 12:16 PM

Forum: General

How do you people think water towers work? They use pumps to get the water to that height in the first place, which, in a power outage, can fail.

The only reason you don't see a difference in a power outage is because the towers are designed to hold enough water to supply the community for a day or longer, and power outages are usually resolved in that amount of time. And if there was something seriously wrong and it would take much longer, they could always use generators to keep the system going since water supply is a top priority.

In places without water towers, or pumping stations that provide it for you, you'd need another way to get the water into the building. A private pump that brings the water from a well into the building and stores it somewhere where the normal pressure system can do its thing. Just like how a high-rise building will have at least one little water tower on its roof, since the city system can't generate the pressure needed to get water up to the top of each and every building.

The only problem with this kid's understanding of the system is that he seemed to think each fixture had its own pump under the floor, instead of having one pump bring it into the house and store it somewhere, where it could then be delivered to each fixture with pressure.

If he does have a system that uses well water and a private pump, instead of a public pumping/water tower system... The reason the toilet still worked was probably because there was still water in the house tank. If he kept flushing the toilet or using other fixtures in the house, the water in the tank would eventually lose its pressure as it runs out and they would all stop working. When the power goes out, it just stops the pump from bringing water to the tank, it doesn't stop the pressure/gravity process from delivering that water to the fixtures.


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Topic: olskoo ng peeps

Posted: 07/07/09 03:11 PM

Forum: General

At 7/7/09 02:43 PM, Sanjay wrote: I knew about this place since 1962, but didn't sign up until 40 years later. I don't know why I waited so long.

I knew about this place since June 19th, 2001, but didn't sign up until later.


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Topic: olskoo ng peeps

Posted: 07/07/09 02:23 PM

Forum: General

Where IS olskoo, anyway?


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Topic: Best Movie Sequal Ever

Posted: 06/20/09 05:13 AM

Forum: General

Weekend At Bernie's II.

You'd think they would have gone through all of the possibilities related to carrying a dead body around and trying to make people think he's still alive. Weekend At Bernie's II proved that wrong.


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Topic: Mother treadmill wins (Exodus)

Posted: 05/30/09 12:58 AM

Forum: General

I wanna eat your children.

Mother treadmill wins (Exodus)


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Topic: Onic & Mamatequila to get married!

Posted: 05/23/09 12:29 AM

Forum: General

At 5/22/09 11:16 PM, altr wrote: Only come to wish them a happy foreverness, and bless this which fate as chosen. Amen.

Achievement Unlocked!

Onic & Mamatequila to get married!


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Topic: The Chat isn't bac up.

Posted: 04/02/09 10:51 AM

Forum: General

At 4/2/09 10:48 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: It'll be up after the weekend.

See, no problem here.


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Topic: livecorpse

Posted: 03/21/09 05:29 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: Circuit City? Why?

Posted: 02/20/09 12:06 AM

Forum: General

Some of their liquidation prices are higher than Best Buy's regular prices, or at least their normal sale prices. If you have to get rid of your stock, you're already losing, give people a reason to buy it.

That's why they're going out of business.


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Topic: .9999... equals 1?

Posted: 02/07/09 03:08 PM

Forum: General

Rounding, and approximations, and assumptions! Oh my!


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Topic: 2009 Super Bowl Discussion Thread

Posted: 02/01/09 09:35 PM

Forum: General

I accidentally switched to USA and House was on. I didn't notice for a while until I wondered why Mike Tomlin was wearing a lab coat.


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Topic: Mall Cop: #1 in Box Office

Posted: 02/01/09 12:11 AM

Forum: General

I will never be surprised about Box Office results.

Ever.

For one simple reason.

Mall Cop: #1 in Box Office


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Topic: O face T shirt pic

Posted: 02/01/09 12:01 AM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 11:51 PM, MrNiceGuytm wrote: " As you can see, the two male tigers looks as if they're going to fight over teritorry and... wtf...WTF! What are they doing! OMG, they're... they're... 69ing! Quick, into the jeep before they come for us!"

Seriously... why do you all keep calling them tigers?

Tiger on the left, Cheetah on the right. Is it really that hard?

O face T shirt pic


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Topic: O face T shirt pic

Posted: 01/31/09 11:47 PM

Forum: General

At 1/28/09 01:30 PM, Jonas wrote: That is not a picture, it's a calender.

Lies, it's a screenshot from a documentary.

O face T shirt pic


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Topic: Player to playa is misplaced...

Posted: 01/31/09 11:07 PM

Forum: General

From Player to Playa

7,587 votes | 60,478 views

Waterlollies:

245,023 votes | 1,057,492 views

The more votes you have, the more realistic the score is. It takes more to change the score even the slightest bit. Waterlollies has been here for quite some time and has settled at around 4.37. From Player to Playa hasn't even been around for a week, it is probably not even close to its realistic score.

For all you know, it may drop to 4.30 by the time it's up to 20,000 votes, not even 1/10 of the votes Waterlollies has. And if it ends up being 4.30, it'll be ranked at about 500 or so. Hell, even if its 4.35, it could be off the top 50.

It's not "misplaced" at all. It just needs time to find its equilibrium. You can't really compare a flash with 7,000 votes with one that has almost 250,000.


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Topic: Seriously, wtf?

Posted: 01/22/09 11:07 AM

Forum: General

At 1/22/09 11:02 AM, The4thSurvivor wrote: I've attached a picture of it on my desk.

Next time you look up "meteorite" on google images to make a thread about some "rock-like" thing that's warm that flew through your window, don't take a picture that's on the first page of results.

http://www.boltonmuseums.org.uk/collecti ons/geology/localgeology/boltonmeteorite /

Seriously, wtf?


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